1. n. an officemate who is adept at certain skills such as spying around the office and gathering information, appearing and disappearing around cubicles, and attacking hostile co-workers with paper shurikens, paper clips, and even cell phones. 2. a co-worker who has mastered the art of the ninja toss. 3. a crafty co-worker who can be tasked to work around the system to accomplish a job.
Des: "The shift is almost over, and there's still one more thing that needs to be done."
Nick: "Don't worry...I already took care of it."
Des: "My office ninja!"
Nick: "Don't worry...I already took care of it."
Des: "My office ninja!"
by Nickarossi October 26, 2007
n. to go outside and smoke cigarettes; a euphemism that means to go outside of one's workplace(where smoking isn't allowed)and walk way beyond company property so that one could smoke.
Tim: Hey, where's everybody?
Bravo: Um, perimeter check.
Tim: Wha? Without me?
Bravo: Hey, you were busy.
Bravo: Um, perimeter check.
Tim: Wha? Without me?
Bravo: Hey, you were busy.
by Nickarossi May 10, 2007
n. a persistent, irrational fear of excessively large female breasts that leads to a compelling desire to avoid them at all cost.
Chachi: Why don't you hit that chick already?
Nickarossi: I can't, dude...I've got megalomammophobia!
Chachi: Megalowhah?
Nickarossi: Megalomammophobia! Look it up, dude, it's in the DSM-IV!
Nickarossi: I can't, dude...I've got megalomammophobia!
Chachi: Megalowhah?
Nickarossi: Megalomammophobia! Look it up, dude, it's in the DSM-IV!
by Nickarossi May 10, 2007
n. 1. a euphemism which means a dark-skinned woman. 2. a black or latina female. 3. a synecdoche denoting an olive-skinned woman of African, Mediterrenean, or Hispanic descent.
Syn. brown ass; brown sugar.
Ant. white meat; hick chick.
Syn. brown ass; brown sugar.
Ant. white meat; hick chick.
Chachi: "Yvette was asking about you."
Nickarosi: "Uh-hunh. Nothing like a piece of brown leg."
Chachi: "So they say."
Nickarosi: "Boy, you best quit."
Nickarosi: "Uh-hunh. Nothing like a piece of brown leg."
Chachi: "So they say."
Nickarosi: "Boy, you best quit."
by Nickarossi June 06, 2007
1. a dexterous, quick flick of the wrist that enables the hand to launch any object it is holding, be it a pen, a cell phone, or a paper shuriken, thus skillfully hitting a predetermined target.
2. the act of deftly tossing something with a quick flick of the wrist.
2. the act of deftly tossing something with a quick flick of the wrist.
Nickarossi: (after getting hit in the eye by a paperclip)
"Ow! Are you frickin' kidding me? I think you punctured it!"
Des: (laughing) "Sorry...I wasn't aiming for your eye."
Nickarossi: "Really? 'cause I saw you ninja toss that paperclip directly at me."
Des: "Why didn't you duck then?"
"Ow! Are you frickin' kidding me? I think you punctured it!"
Des: (laughing) "Sorry...I wasn't aiming for your eye."
Nickarossi: "Really? 'cause I saw you ninja toss that paperclip directly at me."
Des: "Why didn't you duck then?"
by Nickarossi October 01, 2007
n. 1. a task that is performed thoroughly. 2. total commitment 3. anything that is done completely from start to finish.
adj. 1. a well executed task. 2. a job well done.
v. 1. to commit one's self to seeing a task through. 2. to perform a task thoroughly.
(original usage credited to Dr.Quirk)
adj. 1. a well executed task. 2. a job well done.
v. 1. to commit one's self to seeing a task through. 2. to perform a task thoroughly.
(original usage credited to Dr.Quirk)
Nickarossi: "We're doing this all wrong."
Joss: "Whatever do you mean?"
Nickarossi: "Well, we've been half-assing this relationship for weeks now, when what we should be having is a full on, booth cheeks, whole-ass relationship!"
Joss: "So...you wanna have sex."
Nickarossi: "That's not what I said...but, okay!
Joss: "Whatever do you mean?"
Nickarossi: "Well, we've been half-assing this relationship for weeks now, when what we should be having is a full on, booth cheeks, whole-ass relationship!"
Joss: "So...you wanna have sex."
Nickarossi: "That's not what I said...but, okay!
by Nickarossi June 18, 2007
an internet cookie which is automatically implanted on your computer terminal whenever you surf a porn site. While beneficial to you if you habitually surf such sites, it becomes a problem if you don't want others to know where you've been. A very benign program, and easy to remove.
Nickarossi: "I got busted yesterday when the wife found sextracker on our computer."
Chachi: "You mulked up ho! Sextracker is so easy to get rid of!"
Chachi: "You mulked up ho! Sextracker is so easy to get rid of!"
by Nickarossi July 03, 2007