That tall tell insult that you heard your grandmother tell your grandfather as there walking by a group of very pretty young women. As a reminder that his days of wishing he could tap that are long over
Listen old man, pick your tongue up..You old broke dick bastard. You got to get it up before you get it out
by Nick Danger Brother January 17, 2022
A reusable condon is when you are fucking several women ,when done banging one,but before the other you take of condon, turn inside out and shake the fuck out of it
Damn these reusable condon are so nice,when your done just turn inside out and shake the fuck out of it
by Nick Danger Brother January 24, 2022
Pickle poked is when your daughter is so ugly,she COULDN'T get laid by a bar full of sailors. That just docked after a Hard year at sea...Poor bitch has used up or destroyed all moms dildos and ass plugs..Now when mom wants a quick hard object up her big ass,she has no choice but to hope to get Pickle Poked.
mom.Fuck I should have locked up my Dildos, Now All I can do is hope Someone brought Vegetables from town so I can get Pickle Poked.
by Nick Danger Brother January 06, 2022
When you are the king of your Castle, you can come anywhere you like therefore you are in Kingdom Come
by Nick Danger Brother January 24, 2022
Patrick Nichols is a male born in Missouri with an attitude of I can do anything I set my mind to.was third of four boys with a understanding father and grandma who loved without limits.met love of his life.Had two beautiful children.he is very high strung Loyal to his friends Always there for the underdog. Hates authority.i.e.(Law enforsement ...
by Nick Danger Brother February 10, 2022
Jasper ass whooping is when your whole life you have lived in a place where being a total fucking asshole.You run your dickhole thinking you know everything about everything. FINALLY THE BIGGEST BONE CRUSHER THERE.WILL GIVE YOU THE WORST JASPER COUNTY ASSWHOOPING YOU HAVE EVER HAD.EVEN STICKS HIS BIG FOOT UP YOUR CRY BABY PUSSY ASS.
Damn I am getting so fucking tired of this cock suckers big mouth as soon as I get room..He's getting a jasper county asswhooping
by Nick Danger Brother January 07, 2022
An airplane pilot with two males is a cockpit when you have two females flying the plane it is called a cunt pit
by Nick Danger Brother December 16, 2021