Definitions by Nick D

senior citizen

A person who lacks basic motor skills and the ability to hear, drive, stand up straight, walk, think clearly, or provide basic financial support for him/her self. Suffers from TMB.

Damn, that retarded kid sure acts a lot like a senior citizen.

senior citizen by Nick D September 25, 2003

J 

a jump shot in basketball.

Diggity damn...Julio is short and can't dribble for shit, but that fool sure can stroke the J.

J by Nick D September 24, 2003

stroke the J 

to shoot exceptionally accurately in basketball

We were down 10 points, but once I started strokin' the J, we were unstoppable and ended up killing the motherfuckers. No really, we lost but after the game we did shoot them. And one of them really did fuck my mother.

stroke the J by Nick D September 24, 2003

chimney 

someone who smokes like a fiend, generally cigarettes or weed

Matt smokes so much that when he's sitting in his car people come after him with hoses and fire extinguishers. What a fucking chimney.

chimney by Nick D September 24, 2003

Harold Melvin 

an old school singer who will never go platinum without his group, the Bluenotes.

"Bitch, you without me is like Harold Melvin without the Bluenotes. You're NEVER going platinum!" -Snoop Dogg

Harold Melvin by Nick D September 23, 2003

Baltimore blowfish 

A classy move where a girl is giving you a rim job and you rip a huge fart into her mouth. Her cheeks puff up and then she's the Baltimore blowfish.

I hear your mom works in Baltimore. That must be pretty tough on your family.

Baltimore blowfish by Nick D September 23, 2003

drunk driving

an extremely entertaining sport/recreational activity that can unfortunately have negative legal and/or physical consequences.

So what do you feel like doing tonight, actually going drunk driving or just watching it on TV?

drunk driving by Nick D September 23, 2003