Nick D's definitions

Oktoberfest

A huge party that goes on in October in Munich, Germany. Everyone's drunk 24/7, and there are rides, food, and everything you could ever want. Most importantly, there's a metric shitload of beer wherever you look. 10% alcohol beer, by the liter.

Bob: "Yo check this out dogg...I was so drunk last night I almost threw up! It was crazy man. I must have had like a liter of beer."
Jack: "Shut up bitch. I had 3 liters, puked, rallied and had two more, puked again, stripped in front of 10000 people in a tent, then went home and banged a dirty African whore. Indabutt."
Nick D: "No. No you didn't"
Jack: "No, I didn't. But you can imagine what it'd be like if I did...eh, eh?"

by Nick D November 5, 2003

chronic

1) very high-quality weed, generally with red hairs on it.
2) pertaining to a long-lasting medical condition.

From smoking too much chronic, Joe ended up with a chronic case of the shaky-shivers.

by Nick D April 28, 2003

yourmom.com

used to be a website, now it just means your mom.

I got my "log on" to yourmom.com last night, if you know what I mean.

by Nick D February 25, 2003

pig sty

a cop hang-out, like Dunkin' Donuts, Krispy Kreme, or the police station.

You must be a fucking idiot trying to rob a pig sty like Dunkin' Donuts. Have fun up north, bitch.

by Nick D April 5, 2003

po

1) short for "poor"
2) short for "po-lice"

1) Yo mama so po she can't afford the "or".
2) Dumb cracka: "Hello, would it be possible for me buy some drugs off of you, homey?"
Me: "Cracka you more of a po than Edgar Allan Poe. Fuck no I ain't sellin' no shit to you."
Dumb cracka: "I am not a police officer."
Me: "Cracka get da fuck out before you lyin' in chalk."

by Nick D March 31, 2003

the whoopin' stick

Something you use (figuratively) when kicking someone's ass.

Captain Insano (WWF): "All I can tell you is this, Jimmy. Next week at the arena I'm gonna bust out the whoopin' stick on Triple H and knock him into the next century, and that's a promise!"
Mrs. Insano: "More like the whoopin' twig, little man."

by Nick D May 24, 2004

Gone

not here anymore.

Justin Timberlake: "You're gone, yo-o-o-ou're gone, yo-o-o-ou're gone, you're gone, baby girl you're gone, I-I-I'm gay...oops I didn't mean that, really."

Redneck: "Where'd my house go?"
Other redneck: "Gone. I think your wife drove it to the city."

by Nick D April 2, 2003