hot sec

An amount of time longer than a second and a lot longer than a sec, but shorter than a hot second and a lot shorter than a minute. I'd say it's usually about 3 and 1/2 seconds.
David Hasselhoff: "What up dogg, that's a pimped-out Magic Johnson throwback you've got on. Let's go smoke this joint."
Gary Coleman: "Wait a hot sec. I have to feed my dog...dogg"

Mary-Kate: "So how was R. Kelly last night? I hear he's a one minute man."
Ashley: "Not even. More like a hot sec man."

Ricky: "So Tom how did you do in the race yesterday?"
Tom: "I came in hot sec place."
Ricky: "You know what they say...hot sec place is...well...probably about the 1 and 1/3 th loser. Loser."
Tom: "Shut up Ricky."
by Nick D September 29, 2003
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Gone

Justin Timberlake: "You're gone, yo-o-o-ou're gone, yo-o-o-ou're gone, you're gone, baby girl you're gone, I-I-I'm gay...oops I didn't mean that, really."

Redneck: "Where'd my house go?"
Other redneck: "Gone. I think your wife drove it to the city."
by Nick D April 02, 2003
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take on the team

to suck the dick of, eat out, or have sex with every member of a sports team.
Don't touch that skank ho, man, the Dallas Cowboys were in town last night and she "took on the team".
by Nick D February 23, 2003
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the money

something you might wish to be shown in certain in certain instances.
Renee: "Tom, you had me at hello. You.....complete.....me."
Tom: "Whatever bitch. Did you gain a couple pounds? Show me the money or get back to the street corner!"
by Nick D April 27, 2003
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Phillies Blunts

Premium stogies (cigars) available at your local mini-mart. Available in many varieties (original, strawberry, honey, etc.) and commonly used for smoking the reefer.
Chester the molester bought Stevie a couple packs of Phillies Blunts at Sheetz in exchange for two hours in the back of his Chevy Tahoe his with his 13-year-old sister.

"I ain't got no weed, no Phillies, or no papers...plus I'm a rapist an a repeated prison escapist" -Eminem, "As the World Turns"
by Nick D August 16, 2004
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St. John's

A New York City university that is best known for basketball players that love to gang-bang middle-aged prostitutes and refuse to pay, thus getting kicked off the team and possibly out of the school. This is all true, check the news.
up north:
Big Tommy: "So what are you in here for."
Grady: "Soliciting prostitution. I didn't have any money so the bitch ratted me out."
Big Tommy: "Yo, Louie, looks like we've got another one of those St. John's kids in here."
Louie: "Give him the usual welcome ceremony."
Big Tommy: "Sure thing."
Grady: "Hey, how'd you know I'm from St. John's?"
Big Tommy: "Shut up. Just drop your pants and bend over, bitch. This'll only take a minute."
by Nick D February 12, 2004
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Hus and Kous

weird-ass nerds that always study and never talk to anyone, but show up at parties to hang out in the corner and take pictures of random people and shit
So it was Saturday night and there was this huge ass party so I got up on the mike and yelled "WAAAAAAZZZZZZZAAAAAAAAAAP motherfuckers!!?!?!?!?!" but then nobody said jack shit and I realized it wasn't really a party, it was a library and a bunch of weird-ass Hus and Kous were looking up at me over their fucking organic chem books. That was a crazy trip dogg.
by Nick D February 12, 2003
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