Definitions by Nick D

like a kid in a candy store 

A state of utter fascination, with many good or tempting things all around you.

In Amsterdam I was surrounded by weed, shrooms, pancakes, and cheap whores. I felt like a kid in a candy store.

like a kid in a candy store by Nick D November 24, 2003

cook bricks

1) to prepare free base cocaine
2) to heat up square blocks of stone over a fire, on a frying pan, or in an oven or microwave

1)
"My projects thick, in my projects everybody cooks bricks." -Coo Coo Cal ("My Projects")

2)
George: "So how's the ol' lady been cookin' these days?"
Stan: "Pretty bad, man. Last night she cooked bricks in the oven. Tasted like shit and I broke my tooth."
George: "Sorry to hear that."
Stan: "Yeah, at least she's good in the sack."
George: "Word."

cook bricks by Nick D November 24, 2003

the back of a Volkswagen 

A very uncomfortable place.

"Shit dogg, I banged that girl in a very uncomfortable place last night."
"Like the back of a Volkswagen?"
"No, I'm talking about in her ass."

the back of a Volkswagen by Nick D November 24, 2003

jewdar 

The innate ability to detect Jewishness in another person. Like a sixth sense.

"Yo check out the guy with the pigtails and yammulke. Jewdar off the charts."
"Oh you mean Jedediah over there? No, he's Presbyterian, obviously, bitch."

Some guy: "Shalom baby, 'jew' lookin' mighty fine tonight."
Girl: "What!!?!? I'm not Jewish, motherfucker. I'm Hindu. Nice jewdar."
Some guy: "Oh, sorry, I didn't see that red dot on your head. And that kimono or whatever it is. Oh yeah, and I guess you do look sort of Indian too. So, how 'bout you take me back to the reservation with you? You can be Pocahontas and I'll be the John Smith. Then we can bang."
(gets bitch-slapped)

jewdar by Nick D November 21, 2003

B.S. 

1) short for "bullshit"
2) short for "beer shits", a more subtle way to say it

You: "Let me use the shitter, I've got serious B.S.!"
Your grandma: "Shut up, that's total B.S. Anyway I need to piss like a racehorse."
You: "Move bitch!!! Oh shit I'm not gonna make it!!!"
(doesn't make it)

B.S. by Nick D November 19, 2003

oregano 

Another name for shitty weed.

"You still gotta beg a ho, and you mad cuz you blowin' on oregano, y'all niggaz will never blow." -Lloyd Banks

oregano by Nick D November 17, 2003

come out of the closet 

1) to admit the fact that one is sexually attracted members of his or her own gender.
2) to exit a small storage space which generally holds clothes and other items.

Ryan came out of the closet wearing his mom's pink dress just as his parents walked through the door. At that point he realized he might as well just come out of the closet.

come out of the closet by Nick D November 17, 2003