Nick D's definitions
Double-bagging it with that dirty ho saved me from getting AIDS and syphilis, but unfortunately I still ended up with gonorrhea, herpes, hepatitis B, C, P, and W, crabs, lobsters, and shrimp.
by Nick D December 3, 2003
Get the double-bag itmug. An phrase that indicates that something is reserved for the specified person. Does not mean that it literally has the person's name written on it.
Carlos: "Hey Jose I found this awesome nametag with your name on it."
Jose: "Let me see it... What the fuck man, it says 'Bob Saget' on it."
Carlos: "AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I got you good, you fucker!!!"
Jose: "Just shut up and help me finish unclogging the shitter."
Jose: "Let me see it... What the fuck man, it says 'Bob Saget' on it."
Carlos: "AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I got you good, you fucker!!!"
Jose: "Just shut up and help me finish unclogging the shitter."
by Nick D July 14, 2004
Get the with your name on itmug. 1) the act of not being able to complete a given task.
2) the act of not being allowed to do something.
2) the act of not being allowed to do something.
1)
"I can't get it up."
"You can't do eeeeeeeeet!"
2)
"You can't have sexual relations with the Olsen twins in this state. They're only 17."
"Here, smoke these drugs. NOW!"
"I can't. You're a cop, and we all know it!"
"I can't get it up."
"You can't do eeeeeeeeet!"
2)
"You can't have sexual relations with the Olsen twins in this state. They're only 17."
"Here, smoke these drugs. NOW!"
"I can't. You're a cop, and we all know it!"
by Nick D May 28, 2003
Get the can'tmug. "Been knowin' da ho fo' fo' days, pimpery pays, and I bet you don't know that she goes both ways."
-"XXplosive"
-"XXplosive"
by Nick D May 22, 2003
Get the pimperymug. Shaneefa: "Yo Cube I need to get my hair done and my nails done...can I have $900?"
Cube: "Bitch you are such a fucking rake. Suck my dick."
Cube: "Bitch you are such a fucking rake. Suck my dick."
by Nick D February 15, 2003
Get the the rakemug. "Ayyo I hooked up with that girl with the 38EE's last night!"
"Fo' real nigga that bitch is blowed!"
"Fo' real nigga that bitch is blowed!"
by Nick D February 27, 2003
Get the blowedmug. A very unattractive female who would receive a rating of "1" on a scale of 1 to 10.
The opposite of a dime piece or dime (a perfect 10).
See also small change.
The opposite of a dime piece or dime (a perfect 10).
See also small change.
Bob: "Hey man, I think I've got a shot with Tiffany tonight? Can you play wingman for me?"
Rob: "Sure man. That bitch is smokin' hot."
Bob: "Yeah...all you've got to do is entertain her friend Esmerelda." (points to her)
Rob: "WHAAAAAAT???!?! Hell no, I'm not about to hop on that dirty-ass smelly fat broke down busted penny piece. I don't deal with small change like that."
Bob: "Yeah, she's tore up from the floor up. But we all know pussy ain't got no face."
Rob: "Yeah, I guess you're right. I'll take that swamp donkey home and chuck it in her."
Rob: "Sure man. That bitch is smokin' hot."
Bob: "Yeah...all you've got to do is entertain her friend Esmerelda." (points to her)
Rob: "WHAAAAAAT???!?! Hell no, I'm not about to hop on that dirty-ass smelly fat broke down busted penny piece. I don't deal with small change like that."
Bob: "Yeah, she's tore up from the floor up. But we all know pussy ain't got no face."
Rob: "Yeah, I guess you're right. I'll take that swamp donkey home and chuck it in her."
by Nick D May 27, 2006
Get the penny piecemug.