1) what you say to the coach when you're warming the bench, but you want to go in so you can win the game
2) what you say to the airline people when you want to sit in economy class
2) what you say to the airline people when you want to sit in economy class
1) Put me in coach! I'm ready to play!
2) Put me in coach! Right between the 400 lb. bitch and the crying baby.
2) Put me in coach! Right between the 400 lb. bitch and the crying baby.
by Nick D February 27, 2003
1) A state in which one is left when a partner causes him/her to become sexually excited, but does not allow the person to reach orgasm.
2) What one is when he/she smokes a significant amount of marijuana but does not drink alcoholic beverages.
2) What one is when he/she smokes a significant amount of marijuana but does not drink alcoholic beverages.
1)
After Jenna stormed out of the apartment yelling and screaming, the sheepdog knew that Luke had been left high and dry again and he'd probably end up with a sore ass in the morning once again.
2)
Cop: "So...you were swerving all over the road. How much have you had to drink tonight?"
Pat: "Nothing, sir. It's just hard to hold the wheel while you're lighting your bowl. I don't drink. I'm high and dry."
Cop: "And you're about to be high and LOCKED THE FUCK UP! Let's go, buddy."
Brian: "Pat, you fucking idiot."
After Jenna stormed out of the apartment yelling and screaming, the sheepdog knew that Luke had been left high and dry again and he'd probably end up with a sore ass in the morning once again.
2)
Cop: "So...you were swerving all over the road. How much have you had to drink tonight?"
Pat: "Nothing, sir. It's just hard to hold the wheel while you're lighting your bowl. I don't drink. I'm high and dry."
Cop: "And you're about to be high and LOCKED THE FUCK UP! Let's go, buddy."
Brian: "Pat, you fucking idiot."
by Nick D August 13, 2004
Joe said he'd come to the big party with a bunch of hoes, but we knew he was really scraping the bottom of the barrel when he showed up holding a bunch of garden tools.
by Nick D May 17, 2004
To hold on to the same beer all night and drink it very slowly, if at all. Can also describe a person who does this often. Frequent nursing has been scientifically linked to membership in the babysitters club.
Ray: "My brother's going to school to be a chef."
Jay: "DUUUUUDE that is SOOOOOO LAAAAAME! Cooking is for girls, man. He must be gay or something."
Ray: "Shut up, man. You shouldn't be talking. It's better than being a nurse like you."
Jay: "What do you mean, dude? I ain't no bitch-ass nurse."
Ray: "Hell yeah you are...you've been holding onto that same beer ever since you got here! Want me to get you a sippy cup for that thing?"
Jay: "DUUUUUDE that is SOOOOOO LAAAAAME! Cooking is for girls, man. He must be gay or something."
Ray: "Shut up, man. You shouldn't be talking. It's better than being a nurse like you."
Jay: "What do you mean, dude? I ain't no bitch-ass nurse."
Ray: "Hell yeah you are...you've been holding onto that same beer ever since you got here! Want me to get you a sippy cup for that thing?"
by Nick D October 25, 2005
Bill: "Sorry, I guess it's just too small."
Monica: "That's all right. Use this stog, that'll do the trick."
Monica: "That's all right. Use this stog, that'll do the trick."
by Nick D December 01, 2003
Chairman of Interscope Records, a very powerful figure in the rap game who is mentioned in many songs.
"Muredr Inc. will send their deepest condolences and sympathies
To Aftermath and Shady, Interscope and Jimmy Iovine."
-Ja Rule, "Loose Change"
"...but in the meantime, it's Jimmy Iovine time."
-Obie Trice, "Love Me"
To Aftermath and Shady, Interscope and Jimmy Iovine."
-Ja Rule, "Loose Change"
"...but in the meantime, it's Jimmy Iovine time."
-Obie Trice, "Love Me"
by Nick D February 16, 2004
"Hey motherfucker, turn the heat down! It's hot as a motherfucker in this motherfucker!"
"Yo motherfuckers, we need some food up in this motherfucker. I'm jonesing like a motherfucker for a cheeseburger."
"It's gettin' nutty in dis motherfucker, leave a nigga bloody in dis motherfucker. We in da cutty motherfucker. You done done too much, you got it comin' motherfucker." -Snoop Dogg
"Yo motherfuckers, we need some food up in this motherfucker. I'm jonesing like a motherfucker for a cheeseburger."
"It's gettin' nutty in dis motherfucker, leave a nigga bloody in dis motherfucker. We in da cutty motherfucker. You done done too much, you got it comin' motherfucker." -Snoop Dogg
by Nick D March 18, 2003