Definitions by Nick D

the sack 

Bed...generally has sexual connotations.

Maria was a terrible cook and talked to fucking much, but because she had a huge rack and was a demon in the sack, Phil decided to put the cap on the kitchen cleaner and keep the ol' bag around for a little while longer.

the sack by Nick D November 24, 2003

nothing to write home about 

Pretty good, or at least decent, but far from the best ever. Usually about a 6 out of 10, but can be used figuratively to mean much worse.

Rick: "Oh man this crack is alright, but it's far from the best I've ever smoked. Nothing to write home about."
Steve: "Shut up dogg what are you talking about? This is some quality shit. I'm definitely going to tell my mom what good crack I've been smoking in my next letter to her. She'd really be proud of me for smoking only the best crack."
Rick: "Word on the street"

Steve: "Shit man I was wasted last night. What the fuck happened?"
Rick: "You went off with some whore, dogg. Where did you wake up?"
Steve: "In the alley behind that strip club. How was she?"
Rick: "I don't know, man...nothing to write home about."
Steve: "Oh shit, you serious?"
Rick: "Yeah playa, that's rough."
Steve: "It itches. Not a good sign."

nothing to write home about by Nick D November 24, 2003

pocket rockets

A pair of aces in your hand, in a game of Texas Hold 'Em poker.

In "Rounders", Teddy KGB was dealt pocket rockets, with which he took down Matt Damon (A9) with an aces-over-nines boat to his nines-over-aces.

pocket rockets by Nick D November 24, 2003

not in my book 

1) that is not true, according to my morals, principles, and beliefs
2) in a place other than the bound collection of literature that belongs to me or rests in my hand

1)
Cop: "Oh man, what a hard day of busting drug dealers it's been. A big fat J would really hit the spot right now. Can I borrow some papers?"
Your square ass: "Isn't that...um...illegal? Smoking marijuana, I mean?"
Cop: "Not in my book. Bitch."

2)
"Damn, a playa really needs to take a piss after those 10 beers I just had. Over here would be a good spot."
"Oh shit!!!! Not in my book!!!"
"Whoops, sorry about that."

not in my book by Nick D November 24, 2003

papers 

Short for "rolling papers", thin sheets used to roll joints, generally of marijuana.

"I'm broke as fuck and I don't get paid til the first of next month.
But if you care to join me, I was about to roll this next blunt.
But I don't got no weed, no Phillies, or no papers.
Plus I'm a rapist and a repeated prison escapist..."
-Eminem ("As The World Turns")

papers by Nick D November 24, 2003

rolled up 

Face down, generally referring to cards in a game of poker. The person holding the cards can see them, but no one else at the table can.

Jon: "Rolled up aces! Fold right now, this is not good for you!"
(More cards dealt, Jon gets an ace face up)
Jon: "Woo hoo! 3 aces! Get out of this one."
(Cards dealt out. Nick D raises Jon 50000. Jon calls.)
Jon: "Two pair. twos and threes." (was bullshitting)
Nick D: "Royal flush. Bitch."

rolled up by Nick D November 24, 2003

spark metal 

To shoot a gun.

"You da type to go spark metal and start thinkin' you gangsta cuz you hit a parked yellow van." -Lloyd Banks

Your dad: "Look sport! There's a deer! Quick, spark metal!"
Your bitch ass: "I can't! Animals are people too."
Your dad: "You little fucking bitch."
(shoots you)

spark metal by Nick D November 24, 2003