Definitions by Nick D

real the deal 

The opposite of fake the deal. To be honest and not put up a front.

The bitch finally decided to real the deal and confessed to Jimmy that her boobs were fake, but the penis she'd been hiding from him was very real.

real the deal by Nick D February 7, 2004

Jack Herrer 

Very high quality marijuana named for its legendary grower that has won many a Cannabis Cup.

Any real smoker would take a dime bag of Jack Herrer over a fucking kilo of schwag.

Jack Herrer by Nick D February 5, 2004

one-eyed monster

1) A penis
2) A 4-cup formation in beirut in which one cup sits alone in front and the other 3 are lined up along the back edge of the table. A very difficult formation.

When the other team was shooting at the one-eyed monster in the beirut game, I whipped out my one-eyed monster and it made them airball both of their shots.

one-eyed monster by Nick D February 4, 2004

twist off 

To consume alcoholic beverages. The term comes from twist off beer bottles. (verb, intransitive)

Sam is such an alcoholic that he has to wake up every couple of hours during the night to twist off because he starts to get too much blood in his alcohol stream.

"It's Friday evening 6:00 and all my friends are twistin' off." -Tracy Byrd, "Drinkin' Bone"

twist off by Nick D February 4, 2004

southern comfort 

1) A cheap (but good) 70 proof whiskey-like liquor made in New Orleans.
2) A state of relaxation common in the southern USA.

Even though I was in Alaska, after those 10 shots of southern comfort I was in a total state of southern comfort.

southern comfort by Nick D February 4, 2004

bend 

To get drunk, usually results in said person becoming bent. Possibly short for "bend elbows".

Man, I was doing some serious bending in that game of Drink!.

bend by Nick D February 2, 2004

make your knees touch your elbows 

To bend over forward, possibly to engage in sexual acts.

"I love it when you make your knees touch your elbows, and break it down low..." -Nelly, "E.I."

When Jane kept making her knees touch her elbows on the dance floor, I felt an incredible urge to sneak up behind her and slip her a quick one in the dumper.

make your knees touch your elbows by Nick D February 2, 2004