Nick D's definitions

stopcock

Someone who inhibits another person's game, thus lowering his or her chances to beat it up. Synonym of cock block or baller block.

George: "Hey honey. I have a favor to ask you."
Sally: "Anything for you, dear."
George: "Yeeeeah...so...would you mind putting a good word in for me with your little sister? I saw her sitting by the pool the other day in her bikini, and DAAAAAMMMN was she lookin' fine! I'd give anything to tear that ass up!"
Sally: "George, I'm your wife!"
George: "OK, fine, I'll let you hold the camera. While you're at it, tell your friend Tammy to come over too. I'd love to get her lipstick on my dipstick."
Sally: "Well I never!"
George: "Oh come on, honey, stop being such a stopcock! Hey, where's my dinner?"

by Nick D October 11, 2005

Rafael Palmeiro

A very distinguished major league baseball player with over 500 career home runs who lacks the ability to obtain an erection without the good ol' purple pill we all know and love. You've probably seen him on their commercials.

Before Viagra came around, Rafael Palmeiro hit 300 home runs and had over 1000 RBIs, but he never scored.

Dave: "So how was Jenny last night? That girl is bangin'. Did you beat it up?"
Jack: "Nope. I smoked too much of the reefer and ended up pulling a Rafael Palmeiro."
Dave: "Don't worry man, you're probably just gay."

by Nick D September 26, 2003

project 86

To throw something out the window of a car to dispose of it. There's really no reason to say this phrase though.

Timmy: "Oh darn guys, hide the three empty O'Doul's cans! My mom's pulling into the driveway! Quick, turn off the Skinemax!"
Johnny: "Don't worry dude, I'll run up in my whiznip and project 86 that shiznit!"
Timmy: "What does that mean? Oh shoot here she comes. My gosh!"
Mom: "Timmy! Were you drinking O'Doul's and watching bad reception pornography?"
Timmy: "Um, uh, no...I mean, yes."
Mom: "Well then I've raised a little fucking girl. Here, take this case of Slalom Lager and this tape of "Jenna Jameson gets it in the ass from a horse". You fucking bitch."

by Nick D January 12, 2004

circle the drain

to gradually die (literally or figuratively)

When Dan started telling the girl at the bar that he lived in a barn with 3 sheep, 2 horses, and his parents, his chances of beating it up that night started circling the drain.

by Nick D September 25, 2003

mobile home

a trailer.

"Hey Joe, what's happening, you stupid fucking piece of white trash?"
"Nothing, just driving my house to the racetrack."
"Who do you want to win?"
"Dick Trickle."
"HAHAHA! Better pray to Dale Earnhardt for that one. Don't bet the mobile home on it. Cracka."

by Nick D April 2, 2003

Henn

Short for Hennessey, an expensive high-class cognac popular among the ghetto fabulous.

"Here, try this hallucinogen. It's better than heroin, Henn, the booze, and the gin." -Eminem, "My Fault (Mushrooms)"

by Nick D January 16, 2004

senior citizen

A person who lacks basic motor skills and the ability to hear, drive, stand up straight, walk, think clearly, or provide basic financial support for him/her self. Suffers from TMB.

Damn, that retarded kid sure acts a lot like a senior citizen.

by Nick D September 25, 2003