Definitions by Nick D
herpegonnosyphiltitis
The most dreaded STD of all time...a combination of all possible diseases. Can only be contracted from the dirtiest whores in the world. Often used figuratively to emphasize the dirtiness of a person.
Art: "I hooked up with Lisa last night. It was awesome!"
Dave: "Oh yeah, that's what Sam, Johnny, Pete, Ted, Nick D..."
Art: "Wait...all those guys were up in that?"
Dave: "Yeah, and also Kevin, Matt, Will...shit I could go on forever."
Art: "So your telling me every guy in your frat has nailed this girl?"
Dave: "No, no, no, not at all. Only about 80% of my frat, I'd say. And pretty much all of SAE, Sigma Chi, Sigma Nu, Pike, Alpha Beta...but she's hot, man. Good job."
Art: "Is she clean?"
Dave: "No, she's got herpegonnosyphiltitis. You wrapped it up, right?"
Art: "So that's why my dick turned green and purple and rotted off this morning."
Dave: "Yeah, that explains it."
Dave: "Oh yeah, that's what Sam, Johnny, Pete, Ted, Nick D..."
Art: "Wait...all those guys were up in that?"
Dave: "Yeah, and also Kevin, Matt, Will...shit I could go on forever."
Art: "So your telling me every guy in your frat has nailed this girl?"
Dave: "No, no, no, not at all. Only about 80% of my frat, I'd say. And pretty much all of SAE, Sigma Chi, Sigma Nu, Pike, Alpha Beta...but she's hot, man. Good job."
Art: "Is she clean?"
Dave: "No, she's got herpegonnosyphiltitis. You wrapped it up, right?"
Art: "So that's why my dick turned green and purple and rotted off this morning."
Dave: "Yeah, that explains it."
herpegonnosyphiltitis by Nick D July 13, 2004
on the creep
Don suspected his wife was on the creep with that crazy old bum that lived under the bridge. His suspicions were proven correct when he came home early from work one day to find the hobo's shopping cart parked outside and his wife in bed on the creep.
on the creep by Nick D July 13, 2004
drunk shaming
An entertaining activity whose purpose is to humiliate the victim for being the out-of-control drunkard that he/she is. The victim must be a person who has passed out drunk with his/her shoes still on. This person is fair game for many types of "shaming", such as being written on with Sharpies, being duct-taped, and having a bunch of shit piled on top of him/her. This has become a common practice in colleges throughout America.
Joe woke up just in time for his big job interview with a raging headache and the taste of alcohol lingering in his mouth. As he came to he realized he had been a victim of some serious drunk shaming. He found himself under a pile of all of his clothes, his TV, his computer, his bike, about 100 beer bottles, and his two cats. He managed to get the Sharpie drawings off his face, but he missed the big drawing of a cock and balls on the back of his neck. Unfortunately, his boss didn't.
drunk shaming by Nick D July 12, 2004
the beirut trick
A very effective way to pick up the ladies, most oftenly used in college. This is how you do it:
1) Become the world's greatest beirut player, or at least practice until you're good.
2) Befriend another guy who's also skilled at the game and make him your beirut partner.
3) Attend a big beirut game and show off your skills as you run the table.
4) Challenge the hottest team of girls in the place to a game.
5) Decide amongst yourselves which girl is for which guy.
6) Annihilate the girls in a game of beirut, but compliment them on their skills or lack thereof.
7) Attempt to "make it more even" by switching teams so each of you has the girl you picked earlier on your team.
8) Play the game. The girls will be uncontrollably attracted to you due to your skills. Flirt with the girl as you both get drunker and drunker.
9) Decide eventually that it is time to stop playing. At this point the four of you head somewhere to "talk", "watch TV", etc.
10) One of you starts hooking up with your girl, and the other tells his girl "let's get out of here". The two of them leave.
11a) If you are the guy who stays, beat it up.
11b) If you are the guy who leaves, get the girl to your room. Try telling her that you have something you want to show her (your beer case wallpaper, your awesome neon sign, your penis, etc.). Take her up there and chuck it in her.
1) Become the world's greatest beirut player, or at least practice until you're good.
2) Befriend another guy who's also skilled at the game and make him your beirut partner.
3) Attend a big beirut game and show off your skills as you run the table.
4) Challenge the hottest team of girls in the place to a game.
5) Decide amongst yourselves which girl is for which guy.
6) Annihilate the girls in a game of beirut, but compliment them on their skills or lack thereof.
7) Attempt to "make it more even" by switching teams so each of you has the girl you picked earlier on your team.
8) Play the game. The girls will be uncontrollably attracted to you due to your skills. Flirt with the girl as you both get drunker and drunker.
9) Decide eventually that it is time to stop playing. At this point the four of you head somewhere to "talk", "watch TV", etc.
10) One of you starts hooking up with your girl, and the other tells his girl "let's get out of here". The two of them leave.
11a) If you are the guy who stays, beat it up.
11b) If you are the guy who leaves, get the girl to your room. Try telling her that you have something you want to show her (your beer case wallpaper, your awesome neon sign, your penis, etc.). Take her up there and chuck it in her.
Simon: "Last night at the strip club was awesome! I got a $10 lapdance. What did you do."
Tom: "Me and Vinny pulled the old beirut trick again. Couple of Theta girls this time."
Simon: "So did you slip her the sausage?"
Tom: "You know it. Giggidy giggidy!"
Tom: "Me and Vinny pulled the old beirut trick again. Couple of Theta girls this time."
Simon: "So did you slip her the sausage?"
Tom: "You know it. Giggidy giggidy!"
the beirut trick by Nick D July 12, 2004
run the table
To keep winning a game (beirut, beer pong, pool/billiards, checkers) so that you stay on the table and opponents keep coming like lambs to the slaughter.
Last night Simon and I ran the beirut table and groupies were eyeing us like a kid in a candy store.
run the table by Nick D July 12, 2004
rile up
To make a person or animal uncontrollably excited by making swift movements and yelling loudly and quickly.
Fido got so riled up the other day that he did 30 laps around the kitchen table, broke a bunch of lamps, barked so loudly that the cops, firemen, and ambulance showed up, and raped Fluffy the cat. Then they arrested him for cruelty to animals and threw him back in the mental institution.
rollout
A tradition in many organizations (fraternities, sororities, clubs, sports teams) in which new members are woken up in the middle of the night or early in the morning, usually to participate in some sort of hazing activity.
After the president of my fraternity caught Marty in bed with his girlfriend during the rollout, he really wasn't surprised when they broke out the hot branding iron and told him to drop his pants.