badass hat

An award given to someone who, based on what he or she just said, is a badass. Usually given to make fun of someone who talks himself up too much.

Mike: "So I did like 25 shots right, and like I wasn't even that drunk, then this cop tries to pull me over for drunk driving. So I speed the fuck out of there doing 150 miles an hour and outran his ass. Fucking pigs. Then I met this really hot chick and I nailed her the same night. It was awesome, but you know, that kind of thing happens to me all the time."
Pete: "Whoa, we've got a badass here. Time to break out the badass hat."

by Nick D July 07, 2004

blow it

1) to seriously fuck up a situation
2) to suck a given dick
3) to expel air out of the mouth toward an object

1) Liz really blew it when she started using her teeth while blowing it.
2) "Well, I'm on my knees. What should I do now?"
"Blow it!!!"
3) "I actually meant SUCK it, ya dumb bitch (SMACK!)"

by Nick D April 10, 2004

make it

1) To reach a goal.
2) To have sex, in 80's slang.

Judd: "EMILIO!!!"
Emilio: "How's your attempt to make it with a girl from every sorority on campus going?"
Judd: "I finally made it by banging Molly from Tri Delt last weekend. Serious hogging."
Emilio: "Word."

by Nick D May 24, 2004

grandpa's cough medicine

Another name for an alcoholic beverage of any sort.

"You boys been doin' a little boozin', have ya? Been suckin' back on grandpa's ol' cough medicine?"
-PA state trooper on "Dumb and Dumber"

by Nick D May 19, 2004

y'all'd

"you all would", to a redneck.

If y'all'd round up them there pigs for me, I reckon I'd give you a quarter.

by Nick D September 29, 2003

derb

A home run derby: a baseball competition in which whoever can hit the ball out of the park the most times before making a given number of "outs" (non-homers) wins.

While R. Kelly and Fez were waiting for the middle school to let out, they decided to have a derb since chicks dig the longball...especially 13-year-olds.

by Nick D July 13, 2004

garbage man

Someone who frequently dates girls that other guys have thrown out like trash. Usually goes for girls that are getting over a bad breakup.

Jerry: "Man check out Larry with that skank-ass bitch Mary. Didn't Harry just kick that ho to the curb last week?"
Terry: "Hell yeah dogg. And not too long ago I saw him trying to beat up my old bitch, Carrie. That weak-ass motherfucker is always taking out the trash."
Jerry: "Word to your mother. What a fucking garbage man."

by Nick D November 11, 2003