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by Nick D February 18, 2003
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Get the Cosbys, Winslows, and Jeffersons mug.Mr. Ed is the poor man's John Kerry, since he has the same face but inferior public-speaking skills.
Jared was horrified when he remembered going home wasted with a Jessica Alba look-alike, then woke up the next morning naked next to the poor man's Rosie O'Donnell.
Jared was horrified when he remembered going home wasted with a Jessica Alba look-alike, then woke up the next morning naked next to the poor man's Rosie O'Donnell.
by Nick D December 6, 2004
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Kenny: "...and then I was jockin' all the fly bitches and deez hoes were all up on my nuts and I was like 'Which one of you ladies is gonna get a ride on the old Ken-meister Express?' HELLLLZ YEAH!"
Steve: "Shut the fuck up man, you're all talk."
Kenny: "Sheeeeeiiit man why you always gotta be wastin' my flava??? Beeeotch I oughta blast gats on yo ass!"
Steve: "You do know you're white, right?"
Steve: "Shut the fuck up man, you're all talk."
Kenny: "Sheeeeeiiit man why you always gotta be wastin' my flava??? Beeeotch I oughta blast gats on yo ass!"
Steve: "You do know you're white, right?"
by Nick D October 26, 2004
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Ja Rule: "Nigga why you laughing at me? I'm gonna shoot yo wanksta ass for the 10th time...HOLLA!"
50 Cent: "You dumb cookie monster-ass bitch! That shit ain't loaded! HAHAHA! But this here gun is, motherfucker! I think about the game and what it's like and WHAT WOULD IT BE WITHOUT YOU?!!!" (BANG BANG!)
50 Cent: "You dumb cookie monster-ass bitch! That shit ain't loaded! HAHAHA! But this here gun is, motherfucker! I think about the game and what it's like and WHAT WOULD IT BE WITHOUT YOU?!!!" (BANG BANG!)
by Nick D May 30, 2003
Get the loaded mug.Pete: "Whats up Kevin."
Kevin: "Nothing, whats up with you?"
Pete: "Nothing."
Kevin: "Hey, guess what I did last night. I met a dirty Japanese whore at 2 AM and got my nob slopped for $10."
Pete: "That's cool."
(long, awkward silence)
Kevin: "So......what did you do last night?"
Pete: "Oh not too much. I rented an Escalade on 22's from Enterprise, wore my throwback and du-rag, and pretended I was getting a deal with Shady Records. I must have nailed at least 6 or 7 dumb hood rat bitches."
Kevin: "That's the ticket."
Kevin: "Nothing, whats up with you?"
Pete: "Nothing."
Kevin: "Hey, guess what I did last night. I met a dirty Japanese whore at 2 AM and got my nob slopped for $10."
Pete: "That's cool."
(long, awkward silence)
Kevin: "So......what did you do last night?"
Pete: "Oh not too much. I rented an Escalade on 22's from Enterprise, wore my throwback and du-rag, and pretended I was getting a deal with Shady Records. I must have nailed at least 6 or 7 dumb hood rat bitches."
Kevin: "That's the ticket."
by Nick D September 26, 2003
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