Nick D's definitions

FAB

An acronym for:
Far
Away
Bitch.

Describes a girl who is "good from far, but far from good" (appears hot from a distance, but becomes more and more busted as you approach each other.

After whistling and shouting a couple "OW OW!"s when checking out Julie from a far, Ted soon realized the terrible truth: that despite the decent body, it appeared that her face had caught on fire and been put out with a chain and some acid. However, since he was not a man of high standards and never turned down an easy piece of ass, he proceeded to bag it and tag it.

by Nick D October 28, 2004

Lorena Bobbitt

1) the bitch who cut off John Bobbitt's dick.
2) to cut off someone's dick.

Lorena Bobbitt really pulled a Lorena Bobbitt on John Bobbitt.

by Nick D April 5, 2003

both ways

a sexual attraction to members of both genders (male and female).

The best way to work out a threesome is to find two bitches that go both ways.

"..and I bet you didn't know that she go both ways." -XXplosive

by Nick D May 22, 2003

JMU

jo' mama university

Senior year of high school:
"So, have you heard from colleges?"
"Yeah, I got into JMU last night."
"Oh, James Madison University?"
"No, Jo' Mama University."
OR:
"I got a degree in anal penetration, with honors, from JMU...Jo' Mama University!"

by Nick D February 25, 2003

Chinadian

A Chinese person who lives in or comes from Canada.
CHINESE + CANADIAN

I hear Chinadian bitches can really slob some nob.
OR
Your mom is Chinadian.

by Nick D February 8, 2003

chaser

a less potent potable you imbibe subsequent to imbibing an intoxicating beverage

"Bitch you're softer than Alize with a chaser."

by Nick D February 23, 2003

Indabutt

in the butt

I did her from the front, then I turned her around and got her indabutt.

by Nick D February 8, 2003