shitakiey

a small fish hook penis that curves in the upward diriction, also it is not unlikly that his penis will have mud butt which cause it to become erect

I feel sorry for justin true cause i heard he just got "shitakiey"

by nick April 07, 2005

Hurricanejig

A tounge the moves swiftly around, almost dancing. Used to toss salads.

"His little hurricanejig tossed his salad big time!"

by Nick April 01, 2004

SKIMATIX

Skizmatix, almost skizmatic, which is a punk band in ny

www.skizmatic.tk

Skizmatix? that sounds like skizmatic

by nick August 02, 2004

cd repoman

someone who is always intense and gets your cd's back from one of your "friends" that borrowed/stole your cd's

I'm so glad that i called the CD repoman because he got my cd's back

by nick June 18, 2005

TMWRNJ

Popular acronym for the relatively short-lived but genius cult morning TV spoof show, "This Morning With Richard Not Judy". UK TV viewers will know the origin of the title to be from the genuine morning TV show "This Morning with Richard and Judy". TMWRNJ brought such delights as The Curious Orange, and the real Rod Hull who was always after a bowl of jelly.

"I am the REAL Rod Hull!!"

by nick May 13, 2004

Defcon 1

Defcon 1 is a code used amongst guys for when a woman is at that time o the month and should not be argued with, agreed with or even spoken to. God save any man who's girlfriend is at Defcon 1.

Defcon 2 is achieved when there are either 2 Women at Defcon 1 or if one Woman is so far into Defcon 1 she is psychotically raging around destroying all in her path. May God have mercy on her boyfriend's soul.

Guy 1: Hey man, whats up with your girl.
Guy 2: Defcon 1 man.
Guy 1: *makes sign of the cross* Godspeed.

by Nick October 18, 2004

Slobozia

(n.)
A chronic inability to pick up underpants.

by Nick March 28, 2003