Nick's definitions

A Final Fantasy

An act where a hospital hires a whore for a dying patient for 3 hours. No more, no less.

Mrs. Ramsey only had 3 days to live, so Suburban General Hospital granted her a final fantasy.

by Nick December 20, 2004

bainton

when your homie has plans with you but instead ditches you for his woman

"i was gonna chill with rog last night but he pulled a bainton on me"

by nick December 27, 2002

Homewrecker

Wrecking a home. Breaking somebody's cell phone and sending them to military school.

...Beale who's cell phone is this?
-I duno?
...Matt Fink huh? waiiit doesn't Gill hate him?
....BOOM

by Nick April 6, 2005

laxtitute

a. someone who sleeps with lacrosse players frequently

b. a girl who whores herself out to lacrosse players

"Dude, she is an f'n laxtitute, se has slept with half our team"

by Nick March 21, 2005

latin

Language from which many other languages are derived from.

No longer spoken but some schools still insist on teaching it for god-knows-what reason...

Person 1: SHIT!! I have my Latin exam tomorrow!!!

Person 2: Who gives a fuck? No-one speaks it anyway.

by Nick June 12, 2004

Yate

(n.)
Dishearteningly white piece of bread that sits lumpily in a pop-up toaster during a protracted throcking (q.v.) session.

by Nick March 28, 2003

masshole

a person who takes IT up the ass in large quantities often in a ritualistic way buy group gang bang and while lying in ones own bed.

that gal misty sure is a masshole, yeah she had a gang bang orgy style with 7 or 8 guys lined up to take a crack at the back door last night.

by nick April 7, 2005