wass

a condition occurring when one sits on the damp ground and the moisture seeps through one's shorts or pants, leaving a brown spot resembling a poop stain.

"Oh no, I've got wass!" Nick exclaimed after sitting down to stretch with the rest of the baseball team.

by nick March 28, 2005

Goose Eye

An organism with large or bulging eyes. Possibly induced by crack use of the mother. They tend to be very aggressive tward Asians, and vise versa.

More commonly used as a nick name for Nick and Siri, but can also be used as an insult.

Hey Goose Eye, sup?

You fuckin Goose Eye.

Haha lookit the silly Goosey Eye!

by Nick April 01, 2005

rolf harris

When engaging in anal sex and you take your thang out of your girl's butt and draw a charicature on her ass with it, this is known as performing a rolf harris.

Dude, last night I was shaggin' my mates bird when I rolf harris'd his face on her sweet cheeks.

by Nick June 19, 2006

dunkey

A Condom (Mainly used in South Wales, UK)

Mary found a used dunkey under her bed.

by Nick November 24, 2004

311

A mix of reaggae, hard rock, funk, and rap. Absolutely the most talented/original group of musicians you will ever have the pleasure of listening to. Pure Musical Enjoyment in every sense.

After hearing 311, all other bads will pale in comparison.

by Nick October 27, 2003

jawn

a word used to describe anything

"yo man this jawns hot as hell yo"

"Naw yo this jawns way better"

"Did u see that jawn walking down the street the otha day? daaaaaaamn"

"Get off my jawn"

by nick September 17, 2003

bloghopping

Following links from one blog to another, reading about the lives of people you have absolutely nothing to do with.

I went bloghopping today and found this kid named Matt.

by Nick June 17, 2005