Nick's definitions

gonculator

mystical device in automobiles which processes goncules for the gonculatory process; an inherently important component of the internal combustion engine. The gonculator is a fairly inexpensive part and is labor intensive and costly to install.

Don't worry mam, we can replace that failed gonculator for you. It may take a couple of days and cost about 476 dollars but we will have it running in no time.

by nick April 9, 2005

Melancholy Winkler

Tiny shriveled penis. The name of uprising local band coming out of the bay area.

Man, you gotta dick like a Melancholy Winkler!

by nick April 24, 2004

Ol' Dirty Bastard

only the greatest person to ever live

you all remember his hits "shimmy shimmy ya" & "brooklyn zoo"

by nick January 6, 2005

violet halo

An awesome death metal band that isn't well known, Finnnish.

FUCK Violet Halo IS HOT SEX IN A CAN

by Nick February 29, 2004

orgy

A large group of people screwing together

I went to an orgy last night. I had soooo much sex.

by nick January 14, 2003

sheepfest

a kickass music gig wit live bands wich are shit

aftercast are playin at sheepfest

by nick November 22, 2004

pns

A penis

Frec doesn't have a pns

by Nick January 13, 2003