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meeting

An opportunity to meet new friends and impress people during work time, without actually having to do any work.

The greatest exponents of the meeting never actually do any work, but still manage to progress through the company at an alarming rate. This is achieved through two key strategies:

1: The use of key words within the meeting environment such as "added value", "customer centric", "think outside the box" and "rationalisation".

2: Scheduling their time so that meetings end and bigin 5 minutes apart throughout the day. This gives them time to stride purposely through the office muttering "I musn't be late for this important meeting", thus making themselves appear incredibly valuable to the organisation, without anyone ever understanding exactly what it is they do all day.
I have no work to do, and I need to look busy in case the boss comes back.

I know - I will call a meeting!
by Nick July 22, 2004
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Gignog

(n.)
Someone who, through the injudicious application of alcohol, is now a great deal less funny than he thinks he is.
by Nick March 28, 2003
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mets fan

a die-hard baseball fan who is used to losing, especially against the Yankees. Thier team made it to the world series four times, but thier record is 2-2
Hey, im a mets fan. Im used to it.
by nick May 13, 2005
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hubbenheimer

slower and more retarded then nubby
u are my hubbenheimer
by nick March 28, 2005
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Po-Town

The city of Poughkeepsie, New York.

Furthermore, it is the nickname all the Hudson Valley college kids use when describing where they come from.
Frank (from Illinois): So Nick, what part of New York do you come from, dog?
Nick: Po-Town, and I'm not your dog...
Frank: ...Ok.

(Later on...)

Vince(From Wappingers Falls, NY):Nick, where you don' come from, son?
Nick: Po-Town, playa.
Vince: Fo shizzle? (Points to himself) "Wapps" in ya grill, kid!
Nick: "Hud Val" represent, beliedat.
by Nick February 3, 2004
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Manhattan Project

Has come to represent an umbrella term for the US development of the atomic bomb.
The Mahattan Project advancement in Civilization allows you to build the Nuclear Warhead unit.
by Nick November 6, 2003
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take a knee

To throw up due to the over consuption of alcohol.
Dude, he got really drunk and took a knee.
by Nick November 17, 2004
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