last call girl

A very horney ugly girl waiting for sex in the bar after last call, typically the last resort for any man, but with the beer goggles and all, the mistake is not seen till morning.

When I woke in the morning and next to the last call girl, I nearly chewed my own arm off to get away.

by nick February 15, 2004

fug

A cigarette, also called a jack, smoke, bone, cancer stick, cig, fag, Coffin nails

hey man i just got off work and left my jacks in the car, think i could get a fug?

by nick May 13, 2005

punjubbly

The same as punani but that of a fat chick

henry likes punjubbly

by Nick April 18, 2004

Origin unknown.

unlike anything or anyone else.

This guy is origin unknown.

by nick December 28, 2005

zirf

Adj. used to describe something that is small, tiny, or below average size and uncool, ugly, very terrible to look at, or stupid. Opposite of "mondus".

Oh my! That small-rotten pumpkin is zirf. My car is pretty zirf.

by nick April 06, 2005

buttervoice

A girl with squeaky-annoying voice.

"Ma` got a banging body, but I can't stand with that buttervoice."

by Nick July 17, 2003

anal orbit

The distance from one's asshole an object must be to be held in an orbital path due to gravatational attraction.

Christie had a 783,278,097.83 meter anal orbit, relative to John's asshole.

by Nick March 28, 2004