Salvia Divinorum

A plant getting more and more popular due to videos of people smoking it spread all across the internet. This herb is expected to be banned in the US by 2010. the reason being is so the government can make money off of arrests just like all the other popular drugs such as cocaine, mushrooms, and cannabis. Other nicknames for Salvia are Ska Pastora, Shepherdess's Herb, ska Maria Pastora, yerba de Maria, and Sally-D.
Salvia Divinorum is already banned in these 4 states as followed:
-Tennessee
-Louisiana
-Oklahoma
-Missouri
by Nicholas Roberts March 30, 2008
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Ouch Gum

Ouch Gum is the slang used for bubble gum that is actually called, 'Ouch! Bubble Gum Bandages.' the ouch gum usually came in a 24Ct Box that costed $0.94 ea. for 1 tin box.

There's 21 pieces of Ouch! Bubble Gum inside, separated into 3 packs which contained 7 pieces of of Ouch Gum pieces for 1 pack. The 3 packs contained 3 of each flavor. the 3 flavors were Grape, Watermelon, and Strawberry.

The 'Ouch! Bubble Gum Bandages' was made to look like a band aid to wrap around your tongue. The ouch gum comes from Hubba Bubba which is taken over by the Wrigleys company which is a company that makes a variety of flavors in bubble gum.
Sally: "Has anyone seen my Ouch Gum?"
Ronnie: "Oh! are you talking about that type of bubblegum that looks like a band aid and comes in that tin box?"
Sally: "Yeah! Have you seen it?"
Ronnie: "Nope!"
by Nicholas Roberts March 30, 2008
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Springfield Oregon

A small sized city town known for being the actual home of the Simpsons since the creater Matt Groening thought that the actual city was actually in Springfield Oregon which just goes to show, they shouldn't have an online voting contest such as the one on USA Today that makes Springfield VERMONT the actual location of the Simpsons.

Springfield Oregon has a population of over 55,000 people, and is known for being a beautiful place to start a family.

In the summertime, it is known for having different events such as The 4 of July Festival, Filbert Festival, fiestas, etc.
Springfield Oregon is the right place for me!
by Nicholas Roberts April 01, 2008
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Self Centered

1. The asshole that won't offer a hand to anybody.
Phillip: "Hey David?"
David: "What do you want?"
Phillip: "Can I borrow your camera?"
David: "No! you'll scratch the lens and put finger prints allover my camera."
Phillip: "Jeez your really self centered!"
by Nicholas Roberts March 30, 2008
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Med Seeker

A patient that goes to a hospital intentionally and makes up stuff in order to get painkillers that the patient is addicted to, or sells them.
Sally broke her finger so she could get more pain killers because she is addicted to them. She is known as a Med Seeker.
by Nicholas Roberts April 13, 2008
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Desmanthus illinoensis

Desmanthus illinoensis is a perennial weed legume growing from .3 to 1 meter tall. It has fern-like leafed branches and produces N,N-DMT in its root bark. Other names for Desmanthus illinoensis are Bundle Flower, Illinois Bundle Weed, and Prairie Bundleflower.

If this plant is smoked, it is said to have a psychedelic effect on your body. It starts to work in about 20 seconds after smoking and lasts around 10 minutes.
One of the experiences someone had was after smoking Desmanthus illinoensis:

"As I bowed (sitting crosslegged on the floor), I felt my spine open, and when I sat up, looked at my friend and felt that I was truly able to see him as God. To do this I had, while bowed down, to see the deepest cruelties that humans are capable of (rape and murder). A kind, deep voice said this was a part of the human condition that a deeply realized being is willing to see. Being willing to view this with detachment let me appreciate the depth of love I had for all people, and I was able to express this to my friend. This intensity lasted for perhaps ten minutes, and the comedown was very gradual. I am writing this almost 20 hours later; no residual effects at all, but I have felt a pleasant centeredness and afterglow."
---from Freyje
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Syrian Rue

Syrian Rue, (Peganum harmala), is a perennial shrub with fleshy spikey-looking leaves, growing up to 1 meter tall. Its small, brown seeds contains harmine and other harmala alkaloids. It is one of the plants speculated to be the Soma or Haoma of ancient Persia.

Syrian Rue is a non-popular plant as of today, but gives a Psychedelic effect if Smoked or Ingested into your body (usually smoked)
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