Definitions by Newton Orchid

Trimp 

Small fingers and penis combination.

How's your new man, Lois?
We broke up, he was kinda a Trimp.
Oh yuck, that means small hands and penis

Trimp by Newton Orchid October 7, 2018

Flair Dry 

Air drying but with screaming "whoooooo."

I'll call you back, I'm just trying to flair dry my hair

Flair Dry by Newton Orchid October 7, 2018

Brett Kavagnaw 

Term of endearment for dog who chews on everything

Hey, who chewed my duvet? Must have been Brett Kavagnaw. Good boy!

Brett Kavagnaw by Newton Orchid October 7, 2018

Vladimir Fruitin 

Person who partakes in a high fruit diet

Hello Marsha, would you like some doughnuts?
No thank you, I am a real Vladimir Fruitin this month.

Vladimir Fruitin by Newton Orchid October 7, 2018

Winnipeg Jet 

Guy who leaves party and takes stuff with them

Wow, johnny left the party and he took my pickle vodka which I was saving to share with everyone here at the party. What a Winnipeg Jet

Winnipeg Jet by Newton Orchid October 7, 2018

Windy City Toodaloo

A fart before leaving, usually in a doorway.

DUDE, YOU SAID THE WINDY CITY TOODALOO STARTES IN WINNIPEG BUT MY UNCLE IN CHICAGO SAYS IT STARTED THERE

Windy City Toodaloo by Newton Orchid October 7, 2018

Flart 

You are flirting very well and then accidentally fart. Oh no!

I was talking to Gordon after class, we were really having a nice flirt session, and then I farted!

I guess I let out a real flart

Flart by Newton Orchid October 7, 2018