Brotester

Will go to political protest, but never alone, only with some bros.

Jamie is a bit of a brotester - he only seems medium interested in the cause, I think he's just here to hang out and show off his porkxedo.

by Newton Orchid October 08, 2018

Spin the Fish

Spin the bottle game, but you are out of bottle so use fish instead

You have to kiss Sophie! Those are the rules of spin the fish!

by Newton Orchid October 08, 2018

Pantaloonatic

Crazy guy in old-timey pants.

Must be a full moon, so many pantaloonatics are out tonight.

by Newton Orchid November 16, 2018

Snorwellian

Feeling of being very bored by imminent dystopian future

Did you see trump's twitter?
I do not read that snorwellian drivel

by Newton Orchid October 08, 2018

Vladimir Fruitin

Person who partakes in a high fruit diet

Hello Marsha, would you like some doughnuts?
No thank you, I am a real Vladimir Fruitin this month.

by Newton Orchid October 08, 2018

Frayonce Knowles

Frayed pants, but fashionable and does not look like poor people pants.

Whoa, Frayonce Knowles, look at those fashionably frayed pantlegs. That looks very expensive and not for poor people

by Newton Orchid October 08, 2018

Ghost toast

When you make a piece of toast from bread and put it somewhere and never find it. Where does it go?

I made toast and now I cannot find it. It is ghost toast I guess.

by Newton Orchid October 08, 2018