Definitions by Newton Orchid

Frayonce Knowles

Frayed pants, but fashionable and does not look like poor people pants.

Whoa, Frayonce Knowles, look at those fashionably frayed pantlegs. That looks very expensive and not for poor people

Frayonce Knowles by Newton Orchid October 7, 2018

Trimp 

Small fingers and penis combination.

How's your new man, Lois?
We broke up, he was kinda a Trimp.
Oh yuck, that means small hands and penis

Trimp by Newton Orchid October 7, 2018

Flair Dry 

Air drying but with screaming "whoooooo."

I'll call you back, I'm just trying to flair dry my hair

Flair Dry by Newton Orchid October 7, 2018

Brett Kavagnaw 

Term of endearment for dog who chews on everything

Hey, who chewed my duvet? Must have been Brett Kavagnaw. Good boy!

Brett Kavagnaw by Newton Orchid October 7, 2018

Winnipeg Jet 

Guy who leaves party and takes stuff with them

Wow, johnny left the party and he took my pickle vodka which I was saving to share with everyone here at the party. What a Winnipeg Jet

Winnipeg Jet by Newton Orchid October 7, 2018

Vladimir Fruitin 

Person who partakes in a high fruit diet

Hello Marsha, would you like some doughnuts?
No thank you, I am a real Vladimir Fruitin this month.

Vladimir Fruitin by Newton Orchid October 7, 2018

Piece Time 

Two enemies share a pie, usually a pizza.

The piece time negotiations were shared over a saucy margherita

Piece Time by Newton Orchid October 7, 2018