Newton Orchid's definitions

Sad Max

The plot of mad max, but max is more sad.

Sad Max is sadder than Mad Max

by Newton Orchid October 7, 2018

Ebowla

Very bad chilli. Not good taste, wrong temperature

Yuck, who would eat this ebowla chill?

by Newton Orchid October 7, 2018

Consmearacy

A conspiracy meant to make someone look very bad.

Bowling green was a consmearacy theory

by Newton Orchid October 7, 2018

Brett Kavagnaw

Term of endearment for dog who chews on everything

Hey, who chewed my duvet? Must have been Brett Kavagnaw. Good boy!

by Newton Orchid October 7, 2018

Flair Dry

Air drying but with screaming "whoooooo."

I'll call you back, I'm just trying to flair dry my hair

by Newton Orchid October 7, 2018

Piece Time

Two enemies share a pie, usually a pizza.

The piece time negotiations were shared over a saucy margherita

by Newton Orchid October 7, 2018

Barfaroni

You have the flu and you try to have some nice boyardee but you throw up everywhere and need to lie down again.

I tried to eat some boyardee but it was just a barfaroni session. I am sick.

by Newton Orchid October 7, 2018