Schlongest

Alternative spelling of longest, used often during Billy Joel karaoke.

Whoa, oh oh oh, for the schlongest time.

by Newton Orchid October 07, 2018

Piece Time

Two enemies share a pie, usually a pizza.

The piece time negotiations were shared over a saucy margherita

by Newton Orchid October 07, 2018

Barfaroni

You have the flu and you try to have some nice boyardee but you throw up everywhere and need to lie down again.

I tried to eat some boyardee but it was just a barfaroni session. I am sick.

by Newton Orchid October 07, 2018

Devil's Egg

Haunted/cursed Faberge purchased from an estate sale where the person died in a scary way, like in a very thrilling horror movie.

Nice Faberge!

Do not go near it. It is a cursed devil's egg.

by Newton Orchid October 07, 2018

Spin the Fish

Spin the bottle game, but you are out of bottle so use fish instead

You have to kiss Sophie! Those are the rules of spin the fish!

by Newton Orchid October 07, 2018

Fungeon

Dungeon but fun and with no torture

I hope this castle has a fungeon!

by Newton Orchid October 08, 2018

Dishues

It's like issues, but with dishes

"Wow, I went over to Rob's house. Have you seen his kitchen? Dude's got dishues."

by Newton Orchid September 25, 2017