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The status where a girl friendzones a guy yet he remains so in love with her that he explicitly or implicitly agrees to stop pursuing other women. Instead, he dedicates his time and money to her. Enjoying the attention and gifts, she goes along with the mutually beneficial arrangement as long as he never attempts to cock block a man she desires.
The guy/girl roles illustrated above can be filled by any person of any gender. The above scenario is just the most prevalent.
The status where a girl friendzones a guy yet he remains so in love with her that he explicitly or implicitly agrees to stop pursuing other women. Instead, he dedicates his time and money to her. Enjoying the attention and gifts, she goes along with the mutually beneficial arrangement as long as he never attempts to cock block a man she desires.
The guy/girl roles illustrated above can be filled by any person of any gender. The above scenario is just the most prevalent.
My friend Katie is a serial monogamist who falls for bad boy types and frequently asks me, "Why can't I be attracted to nice guys like you?" After ten years of being at her beck and call, serving as her emotional tampon, buying her nice things, and hoping she might see something in me, I now realize I'll be in her friendzone for life. And I love her so much I'm okay with that.
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A male (possibly female or thing) who is so sexually revolting to a typical woman that any moisture is pulled away from her vulva whenever he's in close proximity to her.
A male (possibly female or thing) who is so sexually revolting to a typical woman that any moisture is pulled away from her vulva whenever he's in close proximity to her.
Becky: Ew, Mike's looking at us.
Veronica: Gawd, I know. He's, like, so gross he makes my pussy like a desert and stuff.
Mandy: Yeah, he's pussy desiccant alright.
Veronica: Like, what's that and stuff?
Becky: You know those little packets that come in a new pair of shoes that say "do not eat".
Mandy: That's right. Do not put desiccant in your mouth or your pussy.
Veronica: Gawd, I know. He's, like, so gross he makes my pussy like a desert and stuff.
Mandy: Yeah, he's pussy desiccant alright.
Veronica: Like, what's that and stuff?
Becky: You know those little packets that come in a new pair of shoes that say "do not eat".
Mandy: That's right. Do not put desiccant in your mouth or your pussy.
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Get the pussy desiccant mug.1. A monogamous male who remains committed despite being in a sexless relationship with a non-monogamous partner.
2. A masochistic male who reaches an agreement with his significant other to keep his inferior penis celibate so that his s/o can focus exclusively on the superior penis(es) of the lover(s).
3. A submissive male who's required to wear a chastity cage to keep him faithful while his unfaithful spouse stays devoted to satisfying the bull(s).
2. A masochistic male who reaches an agreement with his significant other to keep his inferior penis celibate so that his s/o can focus exclusively on the superior penis(es) of the lover(s).
3. A submissive male who's required to wear a chastity cage to keep him faithful while his unfaithful spouse stays devoted to satisfying the bull(s).
When my wife's boyfriend suggested she grant him the sole right to just one of her holes, she found the idea so appealing that choosing only one created an impossible dilemma for her. So, she compromised by giving him exclusive access to all three and making me a chaste cuckold.
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Indicates content that is in keeping with the guidelines of sissy training, primarily the prohibition from seeing female nudity.
Indicates content that is in keeping with the guidelines of sissy training, primarily the prohibition from seeing female nudity.
If you want to see naked chicks, avoid sissy safe porn because all the titties, booties, and pussies are clothed, censored, or covered with black boxes or dick pics.
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A male who's so sexually attractive that his presence saturates a typical heterosexual woman's vulva and labia with vaginal fluid in anticipation of copulation.
A male who's so sexually attractive that his presence saturates a typical heterosexual woman's vulva and labia with vaginal fluid in anticipation of copulation.
Becky: Look, here comes James. I'm getting wet.
Veronica: He's like so hot he makes my panties soaking wet and stuff.
Mandy: I'm leaking a little too. He's a pussy hydrant alright.
Veronica: He's like so hot he makes my panties soaking wet and stuff.
Mandy: I'm leaking a little too. He's a pussy hydrant alright.
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A voluntarily involuntary celibate is a cross between a voluntary celibate (vocel or volcel) who makes a personal or religious choice to be celibate and an involuntary celibate (incel) who is celibate due to having physical characteristics and/or personality traits that repel females.
Despite their shared experience of being celibate due to rejection by females, the incel and v-cel develop contrasting psychologies and views of women.
Typical Motives and Thought Patterns:
incel: narcissistic personality disorder
v-cel: masochistic inferiority complex
incel: Girls reject me cause they're flawed.
v-cel: Girls reject me cause I'm flawed.
incel: I am superior to my romantic rivals.
v-cel: I am inferior to my romantic rivals.
incel: I am entitled to sex.
v-cel: I am unworthy of sex.
incel: My (average size) dick is big and thick.
v-cel: My (average size) prick is tiny and gross.
incel: Women are stupid whores.
v-cel: Women are infallible goddesses.
incel: Females should submit to my wishes.
v-cel: I should submit to any female's wishes.
incel: Being nice to bitches makes you a SIMP.
v-cel: I put all pussy on a pedestal.
incel: Being in the friend zone is living hell.
v-cel: Getting friendzoned would be heavenly.
incel: I don't care about some cunt's problems.
v-cel: I'd love to be her emotional tampon.
A voluntarily involuntary celibate is a cross between a voluntary celibate (vocel or volcel) who makes a personal or religious choice to be celibate and an involuntary celibate (incel) who is celibate due to having physical characteristics and/or personality traits that repel females.
Despite their shared experience of being celibate due to rejection by females, the incel and v-cel develop contrasting psychologies and views of women.
Typical Motives and Thought Patterns:
incel: narcissistic personality disorder
v-cel: masochistic inferiority complex
incel: Girls reject me cause they're flawed.
v-cel: Girls reject me cause I'm flawed.
incel: I am superior to my romantic rivals.
v-cel: I am inferior to my romantic rivals.
incel: I am entitled to sex.
v-cel: I am unworthy of sex.
incel: My (average size) dick is big and thick.
v-cel: My (average size) prick is tiny and gross.
incel: Women are stupid whores.
v-cel: Women are infallible goddesses.
incel: Females should submit to my wishes.
v-cel: I should submit to any female's wishes.
incel: Being nice to bitches makes you a SIMP.
v-cel: I put all pussy on a pedestal.
incel: Being in the friend zone is living hell.
v-cel: Getting friendzoned would be heavenly.
incel: I don't care about some cunt's problems.
v-cel: I'd love to be her emotional tampon.
I realized I was a v-cel after a I got kicked out of an incel forum for always complimenting the girls doing the rejecting and criticizing the guy getting rejected even when he was me.
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Statements an individual repeats in order to change their perception or beliefs, usually about their self.
Statements an individual repeats in order to change their perception or beliefs, usually about their self.
In the old SNL sketch, "Daily Affirmations with Stuart Smalley", he would look in the mirror and say, "I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and doggone it, people like me."
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