A solitary electric burner used for cooking food, or to be shat on with plastic wrap between you and fecal matter.
The sales associate at wal-mart offered me several hotplates.
The smartest man EVER!!
Macgyer drove a jeep and had a mullet for a while.
A device or person that generates sass.
Man: Don't be sassin me woman
Woman: boy, I do what I want, don't you be tellin me not to sass you, where was you at last night, you was with dat ho wasn't you...
Man: I can't believe I married a fucking sass machine
Slippery or well lubricated
(Jim falls on ass) Damn that floor be one slick mother fucker
Jim: How's life treatin ya?
Me: Fuck you, life's a big steamy pile of poop that won't flush
A dog of any breed lacking in basic table manors.
Person: Bad Dog! You're not supposed to use a salad fork for your eggs...
Dog: (vigorously licks own ass)
Person: That's more like it.
Something that can happen with your rectum if you try to lift too much weight.
Jim tried to bench 400 lbs and that jive turkey
had a blowout. Shit and intestines all over the place.