18 definitions by Nettled

Macgyver

The smartest man EVER!!

Macgyer drove a jeep and had a mullet for a while.

by Nettled October 12, 2003

poppy cock

1. A carmalized popcorn treat
2. Utter bullshit
3. A penis that makes popping noises

George W. Bush = poppy cock

by Nettled October 11, 2003

retarded

1.Someone of annoyingly low intelligence
2. See George W. Bush

The president is retarded

by Nettled October 12, 2003

jive turkey

1. Someone who's full of shit, an idiot, or likes to run linux even though they can't make the sound work.
2. Turkey slow roasted in artificial jive flavoring.

1. Jim: Linux is so much better than windows even though I can't make the sound work.
Me: Shut yo mouth, fuckin Jive Turkey.

2. Damn that be some good Jive Turkey, pass the corn flakes.

by Nettled October 22, 2003

poop

Bodily waste of varying color, viscosity, shape, odor and texture. Usually exits the body through your pooper, speed, noise and degree of pain may vary depending on what you ate.

even the soda at taco bell makes me poop.

by Nettled October 11, 2003

hooptie

A car that smells like hot dogs or barbecue sauce

my chevette is a hooptie

by Nettled October 12, 2003

Sloppydog

A dog of any breed lacking in basic table manors.

Person: Bad Dog! You're not supposed to use a salad fork for your eggs...
Dog: (vigorously licks own ass)
Person: That's more like it.

by Nettled June 5, 2004