Nettled's definitions

explosive diarrhea

A condition that occurs when your butt is full of soupy shit and gas.

It's loud enough to be heard 3 rooms over and almost always leaves your butt covered in muddy water.

Condition usually re-occurs within 30 seconds of leaving the bathroom.

Jim nearly killed his goldfish when he had explosive diarrhea

by Nettled October 11, 2003

Macgyver

The smartest man EVER!!

Macgyer drove a jeep and had a mullet for a while.

by Nettled October 11, 2003

reaver

one who reaves

Person1: What are you doing?
Person2: Reaving, I'm a reaver.
Person1: Ok, keep up the good work.

by Nettled January 27, 2004

Hot Plate

A solitary electric burner used for cooking food, or to be shat on with plastic wrap between you and fecal matter.

The sales associate at wal-mart offered me several hotplates.

by Nettled October 10, 2003

catsup

What stupid asses call ketchup

Stop saying catsup, it's KETCHUP!! GOT IT!!

by Nettled October 15, 2003

Blowout

Something that can happen with your rectum if you try to lift too much weight.

Jim tried to bench 400 lbs and that jive turkey had a blowout. Shit and intestines all over the place.

by Nettled October 21, 2003

retarded

1.Someone of annoyingly low intelligence
2. See George W. Bush

The president is retarded

by Nettled April 3, 2006