Blowout

Something that can happen with your rectum if you try to lift too much weight.
Jim tried to bench 400 lbs and that jive turkey had a blowout. Shit and intestines all over the place.
by Nettled October 21, 2003
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poppy cock

1. A carmalized popcorn treat
2. Utter bullshit
3. A penis that makes popping noises
by Nettled October 10, 2003
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slick

(Jim falls on ass) Damn that floor be one slick mother fucker
by Nettled October 21, 2003
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retarded

1.Someone of annoyingly low intelligence
2. See George W. Bush
The president is retarded
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life

Synonomous with poop
Jim: How's life treatin ya?
Me: Fuck you, life's a big steamy pile of poop that won't flush
by Nettled October 20, 2003
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jive turkey

1. Someone who's full of shit, an idiot, or likes to run linux even though they can't make the sound work.
2. Turkey slow roasted in artificial jive flavoring.
1. Jim: Linux is so much better than windows even though I can't make the sound work.
Me: Shut yo mouth, fuckin Jive Turkey.

2. Damn that be some good Jive Turkey, pass the corn flakes.
by Nettled October 21, 2003
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hooptie

A car that smells like hot dogs or barbecue sauce
my chevette is a hooptie
by Nettled October 11, 2003
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