Definitions by Nettled

explosive diarrhea 

A condition that occurs when your butt is full of soupy shit and gas.

It's loud enough to be heard 3 rooms over and almost always leaves your butt covered in muddy water.

Condition usually re-occurs within 30 seconds of leaving the bathroom.

Jim nearly killed his goldfish when he had explosive diarrhea

explosive diarrhea by Nettled October 11, 2003

Hot Plate

A solitary electric burner used for cooking food, or to be shat on with plastic wrap between you and fecal matter.

The sales associate at wal-mart offered me several hotplates.

Hot Plate by Nettled October 10, 2003

poppy cock 

1. A carmalized popcorn treat
2. Utter bullshit
3. A penis that makes popping noises

George W. Bush = poppy cock

poppy cock by Nettled October 10, 2003

poop

Bodily waste of varying color, viscosity, shape, odor and texture. Usually exits the body through your pooper, speed, noise and degree of pain may vary depending on what you ate.

even the soda at taco bell makes me poop.

poop by Nettled October 10, 2003