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Definitions by Neologian-PJG

MinnesHota 

When summer temperatures in Minnesota exceed the upper 90s (°F) we are justified in renaming the state MinnesHota.
The thermometer in my car reads 106°F right in the heart of MinnesHota today.

Global warming is turning my state from Minnesota to MinnesHota.
MinnesHota by Neologian-PJG July 5, 2012

capidolism 

Capidolism is the economic system that worships Money as God.
The best example of capidolism is the unfettered greed of multi-national corporations.
capidolism by Neologian-PJG June 28, 2012

elauction 

When elected office is up for bid, up for being bought by the highest bidder, an elauction is under way.

Elauction indicates the primary role of money (and the principal bearers of money known as billionaires) in supposedly democratic elections.

The term, elauction, represents how the oligarchy, known these days as billionaires (or Billionaire Overlords) is able to buy elections.
When $100 million is spent to prop up a Governor who has been subjected to a recall, while a paltry $4 million is spent by the challenger, we are certainly witnessing an elauction.

When each candidate is a mere face, a mere facade for billionaire backers, an elauction is under way.

Who will win the elauction? The highest bidder, or the highest so-called 'contributor' will of course buy the elauction.
elauction by Neologian-PJG June 27, 2012
(v.) To engage in LGBT (Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgender) Pride Fedstival-related activities, usually in the summer time.
We'll be priding this weekend. How about you?
Priding by Neologian-PJG June 25, 2012

spicy twicey 

Hot and spicy food that burns first in the mouth, and burns a second time in the act of defecation.
You should be careful: that Thai Chili Stirfry is no doubt spicy twicey.

1: What's all that screaming from the bathroom?
2: It's Chuck, in pain from his spicy twicey flamethrower burger from last night.
spicy twicey by Neologian-PJG April 26, 2012

nouveauld 

(pronounced: newvold)
a. When something is newly produced as a replica or as an imitation of an older style or form, it is said to be nouveauld; especially when the nouveauld object is in fashion at the moment.

b. When a celebrity who was formerly very popular experiences a resurgence in notoriety, as in a comeback, during her or his advanced years, s/he is said to be nouveauld.
a. I am unimpressed by those nouveauld Victorian columns on that McMansion.

a. Restoration Hardware is chock-full of products that are nouveauld.

b. My favorite nouveauld star is Betty White.
nouveauld by Neologian-PJG April 5, 2012

season's greedings

In the Christmas/Holiday season, any greeting whose sole instrumental purpose is a financial transaction.

When an employee of a retail establishment greets a shopper in the fourth quarter of the fiscal year-- though in particular, beginning on Black Friday.
CLERK: "Season's Greedings, Ma'am."
SHOPPER: "Thanks, and Happy Holidays to you, too. Do you accept American Express?"

'Merry Christmas' and 'Happy Holidays' are the most common season's greedings.
season's greedings by Neologian-PJG December 25, 2011