Neil Baxter's definitions
1. Lancashire dialect used to wish someone farewell.
Abbreviated from "See thee" i.e. "See you (later)".
2. Lancashire term used to draw attention to something (compare with the Welsh "Look you".
Abbreviated from "See thee" i.e. "See you (later)".
2. Lancashire term used to draw attention to something (compare with the Welsh "Look you".
"Sithi, ah'm bound for t' be goowin' in a bit. So I'll sithi in t' pub toneet!"
From "I bet the Yanks struggle with this one" by A. Northerner.
From "I bet the Yanks struggle with this one" by A. Northerner.
by Neil Baxter October 12, 2005
Get the sithimug. "Cam tey grips, ye wee raj - yer poose has shat ayl awaer ma livin' rhume!"
From "McCatSpotting" by Irwin Scots.
From "McCatSpotting" by Irwin Scots.
by Neil Baxter September 29, 2005
Get the Poosemug. Dimmocks: 'dim-mucks' n.
1. Slack-breasts usually sported by older women with ginger hair who want to be 'free and easy' i.e. they don't feel the need to wear a bra or a garment that will at least keep their 'chest mumps' above navel level.
2. People who quote 'Monty Python' sketches word for word... usually students who were born many years after the damned thing originally aired.
3. Plural term applied to anyone who watches 'Big Brother'.
1. Slack-breasts usually sported by older women with ginger hair who want to be 'free and easy' i.e. they don't feel the need to wear a bra or a garment that will at least keep their 'chest mumps' above navel level.
2. People who quote 'Monty Python' sketches word for word... usually students who were born many years after the damned thing originally aired.
3. Plural term applied to anyone who watches 'Big Brother'.
"Good God woman... we don't want to see yer dimmocks - go and put a cardigan on or summat - yer making me granddad heave!"
by Neil Baxter September 23, 2005
Get the dimmocksmug. Wheakh. n.
1. A seven-day calendar period, especially one starting with Sunday and continuing through Saturday.
2. The noise made by a piggie!
1. A seven-day calendar period, especially one starting with Sunday and continuing through Saturday.
2. The noise made by a piggie!
Doctor: So tell me... how long have you been feeling that you're turning into a pig, my man?
Percy: Oh... I guess for about a week! I say... A WEEEEEEK! WEEEEEEEEK! WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!!!!
Percy: Oh... I guess for about a week! I say... A WEEEEEEK! WEEEEEEEEK! WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!!!!
by Neil Baxter December 28, 2005
Get the weekmug. 1. That fringe of fur beneath the tale of a shaggy dog that often needs the poop cutting off of it.
2. To remove said fur with scissors in order to 'de-tag' the canine chum thus making him/her more presentable and less stinky.
2. To remove said fur with scissors in order to 'de-tag' the canine chum thus making him/her more presentable and less stinky.
by Neil Baxter October 4, 2005
Get the trimsymug. z.nerr-ch
To sniff back a noseful of snot because either you haven't got a handkerchief or you're just too lazy to blow your nose.
This is the opposite of a "Pitmon's Hankie", whereby you press a thumb or finger against a nostril and blow forth snot through the other one onto the pavement.
To sniff back a noseful of snot because either you haven't got a handkerchief or you're just too lazy to blow your nose.
This is the opposite of a "Pitmon's Hankie", whereby you press a thumb or finger against a nostril and blow forth snot through the other one onto the pavement.
"Stop snurching and blow your nose you derty get... I'm trying to eat me dinner here!"
From "Biggles Grebs Aloft" by Monty W. Bungingham
From "Biggles Grebs Aloft" by Monty W. Bungingham
by Neil Baxter December 28, 2005
Get the snurchmug. Berr-uff (n.)
The low sonorous fart that starts off sounding like a burp but ends up 'fizzling out' at the end... can often be affected by following through and therefore should be attempted only when sat on the toilet.
The low sonorous fart that starts off sounding like a burp but ends up 'fizzling out' at the end... can often be affected by following through and therefore should be attempted only when sat on the toilet.
Wooster laughed.
"You may think this bally foolish of me Jeeves, old sport, but yesterday I risked a brough over at the Twamley's residence... Bally lucky I hadn't eaten the pea soup, what?"
"Indeed sir" replied the snooty butler.
From "Sniff That Jeeves" by F.U. Shithouse.
"You may think this bally foolish of me Jeeves, old sport, but yesterday I risked a brough over at the Twamley's residence... Bally lucky I hadn't eaten the pea soup, what?"
"Indeed sir" replied the snooty butler.
From "Sniff That Jeeves" by F.U. Shithouse.
by Neil Baxter October 8, 2005
Get the broughmug.