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1. That fringe of fur beneath the tale of a shaggy dog that often needs the poop cutting off of it.
2. To remove said fur with scissors in order to 'de-tag' the canine chum thus making him/her more presentable and less stinky.
2. To remove said fur with scissors in order to 'de-tag' the canine chum thus making him/her more presentable and less stinky.
by Neil Baxter October 4, 2005
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1. Overweight female with a penchant for dark make-up - similar in looks and build to a bear-like mammal... usually accompanied by a VERY attractive (yet anaemic looking) female friend, the Pandagoth makes up for her lack of sexual appeal by wearing a combination of the following:
a.) A 'Slipknot' hoodie.
b.) Black lipstick.
c.) Thick-framed glasses.
d.) 'Army' style boots.
e.) A weedy looking youth with a pseudo-beard hanging from her arm.
Pandagoths often 'sell-out' during their college years and become librarians, serial killers or lecturers.
1. Overweight female with a penchant for dark make-up - similar in looks and build to a bear-like mammal... usually accompanied by a VERY attractive (yet anaemic looking) female friend, the Pandagoth makes up for her lack of sexual appeal by wearing a combination of the following:
a.) A 'Slipknot' hoodie.
b.) Black lipstick.
c.) Thick-framed glasses.
d.) 'Army' style boots.
e.) A weedy looking youth with a pseudo-beard hanging from her arm.
Pandagoths often 'sell-out' during their college years and become librarians, serial killers or lecturers.
"Chewie... I can't see pal... what's that? Pandagoths? Where? Ya gotta help me ol' pal... don't let them get me!"
"Grrwwwwwrrrrraaarrrrdddgghhhhh!"
(Excerpt from "The Pandagoths Strike Back")
"Grrwwwwwrrrrraaarrrrdddgghhhhh!"
(Excerpt from "The Pandagoths Strike Back")
by Neil Baxter September 23, 2005
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1. A seven-day calendar period, especially one starting with Sunday and continuing through Saturday.
2. The noise made by a piggie!
1. A seven-day calendar period, especially one starting with Sunday and continuing through Saturday.
2. The noise made by a piggie!
Doctor: So tell me... how long have you been feeling that you're turning into a pig, my man?
Percy: Oh... I guess for about a week! I say... A WEEEEEEK! WEEEEEEEEK! WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!!!!
Percy: Oh... I guess for about a week! I say... A WEEEEEEK! WEEEEEEEEK! WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!!!!
by Neil Baxter December 28, 2005
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To secrete alchohol outside one's home to be consumed away from friends and relatives in secret... often whilst walking the dog or 'going for some fresh air'.
To secrete alchohol outside one's home to be consumed away from friends and relatives in secret... often whilst walking the dog or 'going for some fresh air'.
"Casper? Thy's not getten a Kestrel at all - your Judd's told me - yer Mam caught yer ovver t' wreck wi' some Diamond White... we all know's you Chegwin!"
(From "Kes... t' Director's Cut")
(From "Kes... t' Director's Cut")
by Neil Baxter September 29, 2005
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The sound made when one reverses an automobile and asks:
"I wonder how close I am to that other car?"
Before saying to oneself "Well, I can't get any closer than that!"
The sound made when one reverses an automobile and asks:
"I wonder how close I am to that other car?"
Before saying to oneself "Well, I can't get any closer than that!"
KERRUNK!
"Oh sh*t! A Porsche... now that's going to cost someone a lot of money... Robin old chum, let's exit... to the Batcave!"
From "BatTheft Auto: The Movie" (Pussdog Pictures Inc.)
"Oh sh*t! A Porsche... now that's going to cost someone a lot of money... Robin old chum, let's exit... to the Batcave!"
From "BatTheft Auto: The Movie" (Pussdog Pictures Inc.)
by Neil Baxter December 28, 2005
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From "McCatSpotting" by Irwin Scots.
From "McCatSpotting" by Irwin Scots.
by Neil Baxter September 29, 2005
Get the Poose mug.Person who pretends to be a 'Goth' or 'Sweaty' 24/7m but removes all the metalgear and make-up when in the presence of Mom & Pop prior to going out for an evening meal.
Named after Brian Warner a.k.a. Marilyn Manson, who looks TOTALLY DIFFERENT without make-up and contact lenses!
Named after Brian Warner a.k.a. Marilyn Manson, who looks TOTALLY DIFFERENT without make-up and contact lenses!
by Neil Baxter September 23, 2005
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