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Dimmocks: 'dim-mucks' n.
1. Slack-breasts usually sported by older women with ginger hair who want to be 'free and easy' i.e. they don't feel the need to wear a bra or a garment that will at least keep their 'chest mumps' above navel level.
2. People who quote 'Monty Python' sketches word for word... usually students who were born many years after the damned thing originally aired.
3. Plural term applied to anyone who watches 'Big Brother'.
1. Slack-breasts usually sported by older women with ginger hair who want to be 'free and easy' i.e. they don't feel the need to wear a bra or a garment that will at least keep their 'chest mumps' above navel level.
2. People who quote 'Monty Python' sketches word for word... usually students who were born many years after the damned thing originally aired.
3. Plural term applied to anyone who watches 'Big Brother'.
"Good God woman... we don't want to see yer dimmocks - go and put a cardigan on or summat - yer making me granddad heave!"
by Neil Baxter September 23, 2005
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1. Fictional Sport in the 'Harry Potter' novels involving bats, balls, brooms and C.G.I. effects - no doubt to be frowned upon when some daft bugger emulates it and falls to his/her doom on discovering they can't really fly.
2. The type of sneeze that starts in the nostrils, causing one to clamp one's teeth and close the mouth, resulting in sneezing a large clod of snot into one's hand that's in such a vast amount that it can't be wiped onto one's clothing discreetly.
1. Fictional Sport in the 'Harry Potter' novels involving bats, balls, brooms and C.G.I. effects - no doubt to be frowned upon when some daft bugger emulates it and falls to his/her doom on discovering they can't really fly.
2. The type of sneeze that starts in the nostrils, causing one to clamp one's teeth and close the mouth, resulting in sneezing a large clod of snot into one's hand that's in such a vast amount that it can't be wiped onto one's clothing discreetly.
"Quidditch" Ron exclaimed.
"Yeah," said Harry, closing his potions book. "I'm tired of studying... let's go and have some practice before Saturday's match".
Ron looked sheepish and attempted a grin. "Sorry mate" he said red-faced, "I just sneezed... you ain't got a tissue have you?"
from "Harry Potter and the HalfBaked Plot" by K.J. Growling
"Yeah," said Harry, closing his potions book. "I'm tired of studying... let's go and have some practice before Saturday's match".
Ron looked sheepish and attempted a grin. "Sorry mate" he said red-faced, "I just sneezed... you ain't got a tissue have you?"
from "Harry Potter and the HalfBaked Plot" by K.J. Growling
by Neil Baxter October 12, 2005
Get the Quidditch mug.Person who pretends to be a 'Goth' or 'Sweaty' 24/7m but removes all the metalgear and make-up when in the presence of Mom & Pop prior to going out for an evening meal.
Named after Brian Warner a.k.a. Marilyn Manson, who looks TOTALLY DIFFERENT without make-up and contact lenses!
Named after Brian Warner a.k.a. Marilyn Manson, who looks TOTALLY DIFFERENT without make-up and contact lenses!
by Neil Baxter September 23, 2005
Get the warner mug.1. The sound heard when one walks into a metal pole.
2. The past term for 'thing', that being a thong which a thuperb thinger things thplendidly.
3. The sound of a REALLY well thrown dart hitting the bullseye.
2. The past term for 'thing', that being a thong which a thuperb thinger things thplendidly.
3. The sound of a REALLY well thrown dart hitting the bullseye.
"Thung!"
"Thaaat's the boooolz-high!"
"Thaaat's the boooolz-high!"
by Neil Baxter October 11, 2005
Get the thung mug.1. Lancashire dialect used to wish someone farewell.
Abbreviated from "See thee" i.e. "See you (later)".
2. Lancashire term used to draw attention to something (compare with the Welsh "Look you".
Abbreviated from "See thee" i.e. "See you (later)".
2. Lancashire term used to draw attention to something (compare with the Welsh "Look you".
"Sithi, ah'm bound for t' be goowin' in a bit. So I'll sithi in t' pub toneet!"
From "I bet the Yanks struggle with this one" by A. Northerner.
From "I bet the Yanks struggle with this one" by A. Northerner.
by Neil Baxter October 12, 2005
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To sniff back a noseful of snot because either you haven't got a handkerchief or you're just too lazy to blow your nose.
This is the opposite of a "Pitmon's Hankie", whereby you press a thumb or finger against a nostril and blow forth snot through the other one onto the pavement.
To sniff back a noseful of snot because either you haven't got a handkerchief or you're just too lazy to blow your nose.
This is the opposite of a "Pitmon's Hankie", whereby you press a thumb or finger against a nostril and blow forth snot through the other one onto the pavement.
"Stop snurching and blow your nose you derty get... I'm trying to eat me dinner here!"
From "Biggles Grebs Aloft" by Monty W. Bungingham
From "Biggles Grebs Aloft" by Monty W. Bungingham
by Neil Baxter December 28, 2005
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