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mitties

That fat ass beside the swimming pool has big mitties.
by Ned December 7, 2003
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West ham

Area of East London- more famous for it's classic football team, known as 'THe Hammers' and 'The Irons', as there was once the Thames Ironworks there. The badge shews a castle with crossed hammers across it. Also a popular tatoo!
Once unarguably had one of the finest hooligan crews in Great Britain, the Inter City Firm. Originally a skinhead/bootboy outfit, they are now mostly casual, and have dropped off a bit. Championed by punk Oi! bands such as The Business, Cock Sparrer and THe Cockney Rejects. Have had many fine players down the years, most notably Bobby Moore. Go visit the home ground at Upton Park (Bolyen Ground).
by Ned September 20, 2003
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o's

'The O's' is the nickname for East London footie club, Leyton Orient. Also for their rather nondescript hooligan crew.
by Ned September 20, 2003
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boonking

A prostitute's practice of receiving payment for an unusual sex act to be performed in the john's vehicle, and then bolting from the car before holding up her end of the bargain.

Named after a famous New Jersey practitioner, herself nicknamed after her drug of choice: boonk. See "Terry Richardson's Dark Room," "The New York Observer," 9/20/04.
"I had to pay for my dinner date," confided Mabel, "because Ned was the victim of a boonking."
by Ned September 17, 2004
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camel kick

An alternate definition for donkey punch. Common in the US Mid-Atlantic region, although derided by "donkey punch" purists who need to consult H.L. Mencken's works on the development of American English.
"I had to file for disability benefits," Mabel said, "after Ned delivered a particularly powerful camel kick one night atop a sawhorse."
by Ned September 30, 2004
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lamer

Someone who plays star wars galaxies as a jedi knight and exploits the system to further gain ranks.
by NED March 21, 2005
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chopsticks

a thing tony nugyen uses to rape yamin
tony eats azn dick oh yeh oh yeh
by ned April 3, 2005
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