by Ned December 07, 2003
A prostitute's practice of receiving payment for an unusual sex act to be performed in the john's vehicle, and then bolting from the car before holding up her end of the bargain.
Named after a famous New Jersey practitioner, herself nicknamed after her drug of choice: boonk. See "Terry Richardson's Dark Room," "The New York Observer," 9/20/04.
Named after a famous New Jersey practitioner, herself nicknamed after her drug of choice: boonk. See "Terry Richardson's Dark Room," "The New York Observer," 9/20/04.
by Ned September 17, 2004
by ned April 04, 2005
The act of applying a sexual partner's menstrual blood to her face to resemble a moustache. A finger is the usual applicator; however, a penis may be used as well.
The term can refer to the resulting moustache, as well as the act.
The term can refer to the resulting moustache, as well as the act.
Once a month, Ned makes Mabel wear a bloody sanchez to complement the luxuriant handlebar he sports.
by Ned November 18, 2004
a show about a boy, cory matthews, growing up in the suburbs of philly with a best friend, shawn hunter, who lives in a trailer and is gorgeous cory also has a life long girlfriend named topanga lawerence and lives next store to his teacher mr. feeny, cory also has a brother eric who is cuter then shawn and stupid....all in all boy meets world is awesome and i wish i were a part of the cast
boy meets world defines me
by ned November 14, 2004
Three people, two guys, one dead female. One guy has sex with the dead body till he cums cum orgasm once he has cummed, he climbs a ladder and the other guy puts his mouth so it is covering her vagina vagina cunnilingus eating out the first guy then jumps on the corpse's stomach causing the cum to go into the second guys' mouth.
by Ned March 24, 2004
An alternate definition for donkey punch. Common in the US Mid-Atlantic region, although derided by "donkey punch" purists who need to consult H.L. Mencken's works on the development of American English.
"I had to file for disability benefits," Mabel said, "after Ned delivered a particularly powerful camel kick one night atop a sawhorse."
by Ned October 01, 2004