ned's definitions

Rambone

A particularly fearsome brand of dildo, the Rambone is 18 inches long with the width of a newborn's neck. Due to its enormous size, it has handles at the end, as it is operated much like a jackhammer. Not for amateurs.

Ned and Mabel had hoped that the Rambone would bring a little pizzazz into their love life; now they just hope that her pelvic bones will fuse back together properly.

by Ned December 24, 2003

mitties

man titties boobs

That fat ass beside the swimming pool has big mitties.

by Ned December 7, 2003

boonking

A prostitute's practice of receiving payment for an unusual sex act to be performed in the john's vehicle, and then bolting from the car before holding up her end of the bargain.

Named after a famous New Jersey practitioner, herself nicknamed after her drug of choice: boonk. See "Terry Richardson's Dark Room," "The New York Observer," 9/20/04.

"I had to pay for my dinner date," confided Mabel, "because Ned was the victim of a boonking."

by Ned September 17, 2004

D.A.V.

(Abbreviation) Deep Anal Visit

Mabel was on the receiving end of a D.A.V. by visitors from the planet Uranus. They left behind various flora and fauna, causing her great discomfort.

by Ned March 26, 2003

chopsticks

a thing tony nugyen uses to rape yamin

tony eats azn dick oh yeh oh yeh

by ned April 3, 2005

lamer

Someone who plays star wars galaxies as a jedi knight and exploits the system to further gain ranks.

You are a LAME frs farmer

by NED March 21, 2005

camel kick

An alternate definition for donkey punch. Common in the US Mid-Atlantic region, although derided by "donkey punch" purists who need to consult H.L. Mencken's works on the development of American English.

"I had to file for disability benefits," Mabel said, "after Ned delivered a particularly powerful camel kick one night atop a sawhorse."

by Ned September 30, 2004