ned's definitions
by ned April 3, 2005
Get the chopsticksmug. (Abbreviation) Deep Anal Visit
Mabel was on the receiving end of a D.A.V. by visitors from the planet Uranus. They left behind various flora and fauna, causing her great discomfort.
by Ned March 26, 2003
Get the D.A.V.mug. An alternate definition for donkey punch. Common in the US Mid-Atlantic region, although derided by "donkey punch" purists who need to consult H.L. Mencken's works on the development of American English.
"I had to file for disability benefits," Mabel said, "after Ned delivered a particularly powerful camel kick one night atop a sawhorse."
by Ned September 30, 2004
Get the camel kickmug. The act of applying a sexual partner's menstrual blood to her face to resemble a moustache. A finger is the usual applicator; however, a penis may be used as well.
The term can refer to the resulting moustache, as well as the act.
The term can refer to the resulting moustache, as well as the act.
Once a month, Ned makes Mabel wear a bloody sanchez to complement the luxuriant handlebar he sports.
by Ned November 17, 2004
Get the bloody sanchezmug. a show about a boy, cory matthews, growing up in the suburbs of philly with a best friend, shawn hunter, who lives in a trailer and is gorgeous cory also has a life long girlfriend named topanga lawerence and lives next store to his teacher mr. feeny, cory also has a brother eric who is cuter then shawn and stupid....all in all boy meets world is awesome and i wish i were a part of the cast
by ned November 14, 2004
Get the boy meets worldmug. A particularly fearsome brand of dildo, the Rambone is 18 inches long with the width of a newborn's neck. Due to its enormous size, it has handles at the end, as it is operated much like a jackhammer. Not for amateurs.
Ned and Mabel had hoped that the Rambone would bring a little pizzazz into their love life; now they just hope that her pelvic bones will fuse back together properly.
by Ned December 24, 2003
Get the Rambonemug. by Ned December 7, 2003
Get the mittiesmug.