ned's definitions

boonking

A prostitute's practice of receiving payment for an unusual sex act to be performed in the john's vehicle, and then bolting from the car before holding up her end of the bargain.

Named after a famous New Jersey practitioner, herself nicknamed after her drug of choice: boonk. See "Terry Richardson's Dark Room," "The New York Observer," 9/20/04.

"I had to pay for my dinner date," confided Mabel, "because Ned was the victim of a boonking."

by Ned September 17, 2004

D.A.V.

(Abbreviation) Deep Anal Visit

Mabel was on the receiving end of a D.A.V. by visitors from the planet Uranus. They left behind various flora and fauna, causing her great discomfort.

by Ned March 26, 2003

chopsticks

a thing tony nugyen uses to rape yamin

tony eats azn dick oh yeh oh yeh

by ned April 3, 2005

bloody sanchez

The act of applying a sexual partner's menstrual blood to her face to resemble a moustache. A finger is the usual applicator; however, a penis may be used as well.

The term can refer to the resulting moustache, as well as the act.

Once a month, Ned makes Mabel wear a bloody sanchez to complement the luxuriant handlebar he sports.

by Ned November 17, 2004

mitties

man titties boobs

That fat ass beside the swimming pool has big mitties.

by Ned December 7, 2003

Spase PeePole

A completly clueless individual(Generally signified by playing the quality "piece of music" after a stupid question / comment by someone)

EU: "I can't print using my Bembo Font."
Help Desk: (Clicks on the link to the Music Video)

by Ned March 12, 2003

driving range

A man's perineum; see taint. So called because it's where the balls land when a man plays with his wood.

"I call Mabel 'The Groundskeeper,'" Ned told his assembled buddies, "because of all of the attention she gives my driving range when we're in bed."

by Ned December 24, 2003