Zoe Laverne

An untalented clown. Unlike some people who (yes those who look attractive to the general public as well)make tik toks generally thought of as clever or with good senses of humor and get famous from that, Zoe gets famous simply by being quiet and doing random "dances". She's apparently racist, was once a cheater(although people change over time), manipulated and tried framing the same guy who she cheated on, groomed a child, and wants to use violence because she needs to prove she's "better"than Charli D'amelio.
Zoe Laverne tried grooming a child. She's a total mental headcase who has an egotistical god complex and cheats. What a waste.
by Necrozma Beam November 14, 2020
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John Haack

The real life gigachad, the sigma male king. He lifts all the plates in the gym and makes any girls panties wet simply by dming them one of his 10,000,000,000 memes, no matter how uptight and thotty they are he gets the coochie. He is awkward rejecting societal norms and dressing up like a filthy frank character just to outlift and imasculate every male on the planet, therefore he is the ultimate sigma male. He has the haack squat named after him.

Furthermore he is a true patriot. He blasts eminem, "now you're a man", and "murica fuck yeah" during his workouts. This contributes little to his overall chadliness and godlike abilities but it simply exemplifies his aura.
If aliens invade earth they'll go extinct the moment john haack finds out about them.
by Necrozma Beam October 02, 2021
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Sarm Goblin

A teenager or young adult guy(aged 14-22) who is more of a "normie" who got into lifting through the explosion of its popularity over quarantine and uses peds, often trendy ones. They generally watch youtubers like more plates more dates, greg doucette, chris bumstead, larry wheels, etc, idolizing them. They believe in many bro science and lifting normie ideologies like "lifting+girls alll girls like a guy who lifts" etc.

Many of them are in the mix of trying to be powerbuilders(bodybuilders who powerlift) but can't make any progress(partially due to living a "party animal" lifestyle) and aren't as sucessful as lifters like benjaminmac05 or Malik Triolet, even when many of those lifters are or were natural.

They then take these "big name" drugs that their "influencers"(many of which have been training for 2-5+ years before hopping on peds) promote and try to act like they're better then many natties or "gifted". This often pisses off serious lifters including both oldhead ones and natural more hardcore teenage lifters.
"I love Chris Bumstead but all the sarm goblins worship him and watch 30 greg doucette videos on turkesterone and maingaining bro culture."
"Oh yeah funny how most of them are like mini Bryce Halls, skinny crackhead party guys who cycle fast and will probably die by 30 or 40".
by Necrozma Beam January 15, 2022
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Cheerio Bee

When you see him on your box of cereal he'll smile to let you know that you'll have gas almost as worse as your bladder in taco bell.
I got some cereal for a fat kid with the cheerio bee on it. Lets just say I left his house immediately and am thankful lizzo didn't have any.
by Necrozma Beam November 12, 2020
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Kanye's bowls

A place in the universe only jefree star's strap on has reached.
After Kim found out Kanye cheated she was sad that she never got to find out about kanye's bowls.
by Necrozma Beam January 07, 2021
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TheKingNappy

An allegedly "ex" pedophile who was a popular poketuber who's many old white children fans who watched him from 2013-2017 , thinking he was indian and white, ended up saying the n word.
White Kid:yo my nigga
black kid:tf told u you could say that
white kid:thekingnappy says it to black people
black kid:ya know I really can't press you for this.
by Necrozma Beam January 14, 2021
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thavage

The way chris bumstead says savage due to his lisp. With his charisma it became a running meme.
chris Bumstead:that workout is very thavage and cool.
by Necrozma Beam January 10, 2022
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