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Definitions by Naughty Daddy

Bats for the other side 

Descriptive of a gay, by a straight.

Sporting 

Euphemism for someone participating in promiscuous sex, especially women, also applied to prostitutes.
So that Chinaman is your brother? Your mother must have been a damn sporting woman!
Sporting by Naughty Daddy January 2, 2022

Co-respondent shoes 

Easily recognisable shoes, typically leather brogues with cream and brown panels.

In the past, when proof of adultery was required for a divorce, a professional co-respondent would spend the nite in a hotel with the woman, and leave his, readily identifiable, shoes outside the door to be cleaned. When the case went to court, the room boy would recall these shoes outside the door, waiting too be cleaned, thus confirming that the professional co-respondent and the wife had spent the nite together.
David is the only person I know who wears co-respondent shoes to work!
Co-respondent shoes by Naughty Daddy November 11, 2021

She’ll float 

Term of appreciation for a well-endowed female.

Short for “She will float”.
Look at those, she’ll float for sure!
She’ll float by Naughty Daddy August 23, 2021
Short for “Hijo de Algo” literally “Son of someone” - minor Spanish nobility or similar.
Of course, in Peru in 1544, Jose qualified as a Hidalgo,
Hidalgo by Naughty Daddy August 23, 2021
There once was a lady called Sweeney,
Who really was rather a meanie,
The thatch on her snatch had a catch that would latch,
She could only be fucked by Houdini!
Snatch by Naughty Daddy July 30, 2021

Off-piste bodging

When Jim and Anne came down, their stupid smiles made it clear they had been doing some off-piste bodging.