Sporting

Euphemism for someone participating in promiscuous sex, especially women, also applied to prostitutes.

So that Chinaman is your brother? Your mother must have been a damn sporting woman!

by Naughty Daddy January 02, 2022

Snatch

Cunt, pussy etc

There once was a lady called Sweeney,
Who really was rather a meanie,
The thatch on her snatch had a catch that would latch,
She could only be fucked by Houdini!

by Naughty Daddy July 30, 2021

Zambezi Sunflower

A Zambezi Sunflower looks like a French impressionist, oil on canvas, painting worth millions, but is actually created almost instantaneously, shit on porcelain, due to an explosive release of diarrhea while seated on the throne.

After we ate at that dodgy Indian restaurant, I was doing Zambezi sunflowers all night!

by Naughty Daddy July 04, 2021

Rod walloper

A man who “wallops his rod”

Did you hear the joke about the at rod walloper who his overwound self-winding watch?

by Naughty Daddy June 03, 2019

HMFIC

The top boss or manager - “Head-Mother-Fucker-In-Charge”, Origin US.

I can't approve that, you need to talk to the HMFIC.

by Naughty Daddy June 13, 2019

Bats for the other side

Descriptive of a gay, by a straight.

Bill obviously bats for the other side.

by Naughty Daddy August 11, 2022

Sheep shaggers

Sheep shagging boots, rubber boots, gum boots, Wellington boots

It's muddy out today, best wear my sheep shaggers.

by Naughty Daddy April 09, 2019