Naughty Daddy's definitions

Counterfeit dollar

"Counterfeit dollar", rhyming slang as in "phoney buck" for an undernourished female.

"She's nice enough, but she's a counterfeit dollar".

by Naughty Daddy April 9, 2019

SABLE

Stash Available Beyond Life Expectation

At seventy-two, my shelf of unread books is SABLE.

by Naughty Daddy April 25, 2019

Bovril Driller

Arse bandit, bugger, Chocolate Miner - “Bovril” is a traditional British brown and sticky, savoury, spread for toast etc.

Look out for that Jim, he’s a Bovril Driller for sure.

by Naughty Daddy June 13, 2019

Kapok cruncher

The passive participant (aka ”fuckee”) in male buggery. Kapok being the source of fluff to fill pillows.
CF : “Pillow biter”.

Fred is clearly the kapok cruncher of that couple.

by Naughty Daddy May 7, 2019

WOG

Two alternative definitions :

1) Wily Oriental Gentleman, I.e. a person of color from the orient, not blacks or Africans, or

2) For us Brits, any non-Brit.

1) Of course, they are nice people, but the Indian cricketers are all wogs.

2) Wogs start at Calais.

by Naughty Daddy January 10, 2020

Anti-Personnel Department

More accurate descriptor for the Human Resources, HR, or Personnel Departments in many companies.

After Bill got really sick, the Anti-Personnel Department found an excuse to fire him, and cancel his medical insurance, because he had turned up late for work a couple of times..

by Naughty Daddy February 18, 2021

Wonzel

One who sniffs ladies' bicycle saddles in search of traces of minge.

Everyone knows that Tom is a wonzel.

by Naughty Daddy December 14, 2016