Naughty Daddy's definitions

Counterfeit dollar

"Counterfeit dollar", rhyming slang as in "phoney buck" for an undernourished female.

"She's nice enough, but she's a counterfeit dollar".

by Naughty Daddy April 9, 2019

Hidalgo

Short for “Hijo de Algo” literally “Son of someone” - minor Spanish nobility or similar.

Of course, in Peru in 1544, Jose qualified as a Hidalgo,

by Naughty Daddy August 23, 2021

Off-piste bodging

Fornication or adultery

When Jim and Anne came down, their stupid smiles made it clear they had been doing some off-piste bodging.

by Naughty Daddy July 4, 2021

Kapok cruncher

The passive participant (aka ”fuckee”) in male buggery. Kapok being the source of fluff to fill pillows.
CF : “Pillow biter”.

Fred is clearly the kapok cruncher of that couple.

by Naughty Daddy May 7, 2019

WOG

Two alternative definitions :

1) Wily Oriental Gentleman, I.e. a person of color from the orient, not blacks or Africans, or

2) For us Brits, any non-Brit.

1) Of course, they are nice people, but the Indian cricketers are all wogs.

2) Wogs start at Calais.

by Naughty Daddy January 10, 2020

Snatch

Cunt, pussy etc

There once was a lady called Sweeney,
Who really was rather a meanie,
The thatch on her snatch had a catch that would latch,
She could only be fucked by Houdini!

by Naughty Daddy July 30, 2021

Zambezi Sunflower

A Zambezi Sunflower looks like a French impressionist, oil on canvas, painting worth millions, but is actually created almost instantaneously, shit on porcelain, due to an explosive release of diarrhea while seated on the throne.

After we ate at that dodgy Indian restaurant, I was doing Zambezi sunflowers all night!

by Naughty Daddy July 4, 2021