Naughty Daddy's definitions

Wonzel

One who sniffs ladies' bicycle saddles in search of traces of minge.

Everyone knows that Tom is a wonzel.

by Naughty Daddy December 14, 2016

Rod walloper

A man who “wallops his rod”

Did you hear the joke about the at rod walloper who his overwound self-winding watch?

by Naughty Daddy June 3, 2019

Walking out finger

The finger a man uses when he is “walking out” with his girl, typically the middle finger of the right hand.

She wouldn’t come back to my place, but by the time I got home my walking out finger was smelling of fish.

by Naughty Daddy June 12, 2019

HMFIC

The top boss or manager - “Head-Mother-Fucker-In-Charge”, Origin US.

I can't approve that, you need to talk to the HMFIC.

by Naughty Daddy June 13, 2019

Bovril Driller

Arse bandit, bugger, Chocolate Miner - “Bovril” is a traditional British brown and sticky, savoury, spread for toast etc.

Look out for that Jim, he’s a Bovril Driller for sure.

by Naughty Daddy June 13, 2019

SABLE

Stash Available Beyond Life Expectation

At seventy-two, my shelf of unread books is SABLE.

by Naughty Daddy April 25, 2019

Kapok cruncher

The passive participant (aka ”fuckee”) in male buggery. Kapok being the source of fluff to fill pillows.
CF : “Pillow biter”.

Fred is clearly the kapok cruncher of that couple.

by Naughty Daddy May 7, 2019