Naughty Daddy's definitions

Wonzel

One who sniffs ladies' bicycle saddles in search of traces of minge.

Everyone knows that Tom is a wonzel.

by Naughty Daddy December 14, 2016

Counterfeit dollar

"Counterfeit dollar", rhyming slang as in "phoney buck" for an undernourished female.

"She's nice enough, but she's a counterfeit dollar".

by Naughty Daddy April 9, 2019

Sheep shaggers

Sheep shagging boots, rubber boots, gum boots, Wellington boots

It's muddy out today, best wear my sheep shaggers.

by Naughty Daddy April 9, 2019

Club bicycle

Everybody rides her

She real pretty, but she's the club bicycle.

by Naughty Daddy April 9, 2019

BLT

Buggers, Lezzos and Trannies.. Non- PC alternative to LGBT.

In the election, he's campaigning hard for the BLT vote.

by Naughty Daddy April 9, 2019

SABLE

Stash Available Beyond Life Expectation

At seventy-two, my shelf of unread books is SABLE.

by Naughty Daddy April 25, 2019

Kapok cruncher

The passive participant (aka ”fuckee”) in male buggery. Kapok being the source of fluff to fill pillows.
CF : “Pillow biter”.

Fred is clearly the kapok cruncher of that couple.

by Naughty Daddy May 7, 2019