Nathan Burns's definitions

shitaroo

A general term meant to include everything in a group. A hillbilly term similar to mess.

After we cleaned the fish, Joe Bob put the whole shitaroo in the freezer for next months fish fry.

by Nathan Burns September 18, 2006

shat trick

From sports lingo, a shat trick is pooping 3 times in one day.

That Mexican I ate last night didn't sit well. Counting the cock a doodle poo and the two times at work, I got a shat trick today.

by Nathan Burns September 18, 2006

Hooters is catering

A generic reason to do anything, or get someone to come to a boring event.

I know funerals are depressing but look on the bright side, Hooters is catering.

by Nathan Burns September 18, 2006

zero bars

Gay clubs, named after the Gary Newman sone from the eighties. Gary usually had gay themes in his songs.

Steven, Bruce, and Trevor like spending their weekends in zero bars praying to the alien.

by Nathan Burns September 15, 2006

terminators

N. The overly big sunglasses given out by eye doctors after they have dilated your pupils for an eye exam. N. Name given to the elderly who are frequently seen wearing said glasses in public, but not necessarily after eye exams.

I rear ended some terminators in a buick today. Luckily they didn't have their "plasma rifles in the 40 watt range" with them or I'd be toast.

by Nathan Burns November 8, 2006

sled

N. A crappy or broken down car.
A. Someone that is basically a worthless person.

My ex is sled. But on the plus side I was able to unload my sled on her during the divorce.

by Nathan Burns September 14, 2006

left over

People that are not very intelligent. They tend toward menial jobs that require little or no thought. People with low ambition that are a drain on society. Loser

I had a run in with the left over at grocery store today. I asked him where the cucumbers were and he pointed me to the squash.

by Nathan Burns September 18, 2006