Definitions by Nathan Burns

riding roughshod 

Having sex using an unlubricated condom.

We ended up riding roughshod the other night because she forgot to bring her lube.

riding roughshod by Nathan Burns September 15, 2006

kenny rogers 

Similar to an Abe Lincoln, but with white pubes from an older person.

I used to like giving my friends and Abe Lincoln, but now that I'm older they say it looks more like Kenny Rogers.

kenny rogers by Nathan Burns September 14, 2006

numa numa 

N. (pl) Any really annoying Euro Trash songs, people, ideas, countries etc.

The French are so Numa Numa.

numa numa by Nathan Burns September 14, 2006

sled 

N. A crappy or broken down car.
A. Someone that is basically a worthless person.

My ex is sled. But on the plus side I was able to unload my sled on her during the divorce.

sled by Nathan Burns September 14, 2006

eastern hellbender 

A very large turd left in the toilet. Also, one that is reported to your friends due to its size.

Better not go in the bathroom for a while.

Why?

Because I just released an Eastern Hellbender back into the wild.

eastern hellbender by Nathan Burns September 13, 2006

dogs balls 

Something that is very, very cool.

Have you seen the video of the hunter being attacked by the deer?
Yeah, its the dogs balls.

dogs balls by Nathan Burns September 13, 2006

french marines 

N. Feces, V (deploy) to deficate. Named so because the French Marines are shit.

I'd give it a few minutes before using the bathroom. I just deployed the French Marines.

french marines by Nathan Burns September 13, 2006