21 definitions by Nathan Burns

9
Giving a blow job. Similar to praying to the alien, but not necessarily done from the kneeling position.
Sorry we're late, but Maria was loving the alien in the car on the way over. I had to slow down for safety.
by Nathan Burns September 15, 2006
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10
People that are not very intelligent. They tend toward menial jobs that require little or no thought. People with low ambition that are a drain on society. Loser
I had a run in with the left over at grocery store today. I asked him where the cucumbers were and he pointed me to the squash.
by Nathan Burns September 18, 2006
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A generic reason to do anything, or get someone to come to a boring event.
I know funerals are depressing but look on the bright side, Hooters is catering.
by Nathan Burns September 18, 2006
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13
Similar to an Abe Lincoln, but with white pubes from an older person.
I used to like giving my friends and Abe Lincoln, but now that I'm older they say it looks more like Kenny Rogers.
by Nathan Burns September 14, 2006
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N. Name given to the asses who walk around in public with Blue Tooth headsets on. So called because of their similar appearance to Jean Claude Van Dam from the movie of the same name.
I was out at the Waffle House the other day when this group of universal soldiers walked in. I mean, who is so important that they're getting calls at three in the morning anyway?
by Nathan Burns November 08, 2006
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