sled

N. A crappy or broken down car.
A. Someone that is basically a worthless person.

My ex is sled. But on the plus side I was able to unload my sled on her during the divorce.

by Nathan Burns September 14, 2006

numa numa

N. (pl) Any really annoying Euro Trash songs, people, ideas, countries etc.

The French are so Numa Numa.

by Nathan Burns September 14, 2006

select market

Of or relating to cars that have been done up to look blingy or fast. They range from poorly done paint and stickers, aftermarket kits that are unpainted or painted the wrong color, spoilers, pointless large mufflers, curb feelers, etc. Can almost always be related to dubs on hoopties or cars that are fast and furious.

I would like to get a 1964 Chevy, but all the ones that I've seen have hydraulics or tiny wheels. I don't really want something from the select market.

by Nathan Burns September 18, 2006

Hooters is catering

A generic reason to do anything, or get someone to come to a boring event.

I know funerals are depressing but look on the bright side, Hooters is catering.

by Nathan Burns September 18, 2006

Praying to the alien

To give a blow job. Named because it looks like someone is on their knees with their hands in front of their face, like in church.

Samanthan was praying to the alien when my mom walked in, , not very cool.

by Nathan Burns September 15, 2006

shat trick

From sports lingo, a shat trick is pooping 3 times in one day.

That Mexican I ate last night didn't sit well. Counting the cock a doodle poo and the two times at work, I got a shat trick today.

by Nathan Burns September 18, 2006

eastern hellbender

A very large turd left in the toilet. Also, one that is reported to your friends due to its size.

Better not go in the bathroom for a while.

Why?

Because I just released an Eastern Hellbender back into the wild.

by Nathan Burns September 13, 2006