Definitions by Napoleon BonerPart
PretenderBender
PretenderBender by Napoleon BonerPart February 17, 2023
Tokyo Branch of specsavers
Descriptive of a particularly loose woman of whom it could be said - “she’s seen more japseyes than the Tokyo Branch of Specsavers”
Somebody like Katie Price for example
Somebody like Katie Price for example
Tokyo Branch of specsavers by Napoleon BonerPart February 17, 2023
bumeholé
bumeholé by Napoleon BonerPart February 17, 2023
Shitkickers waltz
The act of sort of ‘shuffling along’ instead of walking properly. Almost as if your shoes are a bit too big for you . Thus resembling someone slightly tamely advancing a relatively solid turd along the sidewalk with their foot or feet . We’ve all seen such half arsed gaits being displayed , mostly by junkies , pissed-up fuckwitts or indeed those individuals that may have in fact , shat in their own clothes .
Dancing the shitkickers waltz
Dancing the shitkickers waltz
See that lowlife piece of excrement over there , trying to make his way to Lidl , and dancing the shitkickers waltz ?
Shitkickers waltz by Napoleon BonerPart February 17, 2023
give us a shoogle
Scottish request made usually by an optimistic male , requesting to have a feel of a female’s breasticles
( often , but not always , denied )
( often , but not always , denied )
give us a shoogle by Napoleon BonerPart February 17, 2023
Ronson lighter
Rhyming Slang for Shiter, meaning the anal sphincter , or the cigar cutter, or the old balloon knot, the hoop , the tea towel holder etc . Sometimes shortened to just Ronson , in typical Lindon cockney style
The Ronson Lighter
The Ronson Lighter
See that idea of me paying for your electric bill ? Well, you can ram that right up your fuckin Ronson .
Ronson Lighter
Ronson Lighter
Ronson lighter by Napoleon BonerPart February 17, 2023
Blofelds Cat
When a woman dyes her pubes so utterly blonde , that they take on the likeness of Bond Villan Blofelds Cat
Blofelds Cat by Napoleon BonerPart February 6, 2023