Napoleon BonerPart's definitions

Malaysian debris

Flotsome discovered miles out in the ocean , initially believed to be small parts of wreckage from the disappeared wreckage of the missing airliner - but actually found to be Rolf Harriss laptop

They’ve found some junk gluating in the pacific and thought it was bits of that missing plane , but it’s actually Aussie pervert Rolf Harris’s laptop

Malaysian Debris my arse

by Napoleon BonerPart February 6, 2023

squinting like a wanking jap

The appearance of your face when looking towards particularly bright and sometimes low altitude sunlight .

For fuck sake Gerald put your Ray-bans on ,

You’re squinting like a wanking jap

by Napoleon BonerPart February 24, 2023

jahandir bandin

Name of a Pakistani swimming pool attendant

Yeah , him up on the high stool with the boat hook .. Jahandir Bandin

by Napoleon BonerPart February 23, 2023

football pool eyes

Descriptive expression used when observing some unfortunate fucker who is so monstrously bosseyed that they have football pools eyes. One home and one away. Can be substituted for Pontoon Eyes, one twists and one sticks, or One on dip , One on full beam .

Did you notice the football pool eyes on that fecker? She doesnt know if its new year or New York , looking thru those fuckers

by Napoleon BonerPart February 6, 2023

Calfs Nostril

A particularly wet and drippy ladies front bottom , usually bereft of pubes, that is in a state of expectant imminent receipt of a tumescent male seeding tube .

A fanny like a calf’s nostril

See that sister of hers over there , well her muff was like a calfs nostril for me last weekend so I pumped her full of man fat

by Napoleon BonerPart February 3, 2023

mouse in a telescope

A tampon , prior to its normal use .

Do me a favour Sweetheart , dive into my handbag and bring me a mouse in a telescope , there’s a handful of them in there .
I thought I only needed a piss , but the monkeys nose is bleeding

by Napoleon BonerPart February 4, 2023

how sooty feels

Descriptive expression used to highlight the sensations experienced during a medical rectal examination

Dr: Are you ok Sir ?

Me : Am I fuck OK , now I know how Sooty feels

by Napoleon BonerPart February 4, 2023