An occasion when seated upon the porcelain , one blows off a particularly forceful fart which is also part-shit whereupon the velocity of the charge will entrain small beads of excrement that impact the walls of the bowl like wet shrapnel. The resultant pebble dashing can thus be colourfully described to one’s associates as you having freckled the pot , drawing an analogy between the now dashed China , with the cutie pie freckles across the nose of a ginger teenager .
Fuck , I sat down to birth an otter , but damn if I didn’t have a bellyful of fart that came howling out at a phenomenal rate of knots , picking up ass debris as it emerged which leg to an incredible amount of freckle the pot
by Napoleon BonerPart February 23, 2023
by Napoleon BonerPart February 22, 2023
by Napoleon BonerPart February 17, 2023
Christ , Sharon - you should have seen how purple his boabys helmet went when I tickled his ballsack
by Napoleon BonerPart February 04, 2023
Courting a particularly dim witted bitch with a horrifically low IQ and virtually zero experience of the world save for what she’s managed to glean from never having left the backwards village of New Pitsligo in Aberdeenshire , Scotland .
A slapper with the cranial processing ability of a fucking rocking horse .
A slapper with the cranial processing ability of a fucking rocking horse .
by Napoleon BonerPart February 22, 2023
The act of passing stool of such immense girth that there is literally not a micron of space between the copper bolt itself and the walls of the sphincter
I had definitely eaten too much meat .
I spent a good twenty five minutes earlier this morning logging full bore
I spent a good twenty five minutes earlier this morning logging full bore
by Napoleon BonerPart February 22, 2023
Excuse me for a brief few moments Delilah ,
One requires to repair to the Porcelain French Horn to offload a hefty quantity of arse bars
One requires to repair to the Porcelain French Horn to offload a hefty quantity of arse bars
by Napoleon BonerPart February 24, 2023