Shit

1.Waste expelled from the body through the anus

2.An exclamation, usually of displeasure or fear

3.What you are a piece of for looking this up on the Urban Dictionary

1. Hold up, I need to take a shit

2. Aw, Shit!

3. Say I, spell Map, say Sofa Shit

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Internet

A vast network of data that is

40% pornography

30% cat pictures

19% creeps

10% advertisements

10% the word "gay"

1% relevant information

All of which is spied on by the NSA

People keep saying that we should go back to the "Glory days" of the 1950's. But we can't; now we have the internet.

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Religion

What Atheists bitch about on the internet

Atheist: religion is the biggest lie in the history of humankind *insert rest of shitfest*

Normal person: how about you just let me believe what I want to believe?

Atheist: *mind explodes*

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damnlol

One of the greatest websites in the history of man.
One can browse randomly selected funny pictures that will almost always make you crack up.

One can also submit their own picture to damnlol.

The only downside is all the ads for shitty games, or the occasional pop-up that usually leads to a porn site.

Also has an almost unlimited supply of knockoff sites (dmanlol.com, damnlo.com, etc.)

Whenever I'm bored, I like to go on damnlol.com

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banana seeds

1. Seeds of the Banana fruit

2. Semen

1. When I was young, I was so picky I would try to take out all the banana seeds from the banana.

2. I planted some banana seeds in her last night.

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The NSA

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everyone on the internet

Either creeps or illiterates, usually both.

Everyone on the internet duz not no how 2 spell.

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