Definitions by NZAP 9041

Pokezombie 

A Pokezombie is a person who is so intent on playing Pokemon Go, that they forget about the real world and get in the way of people or get hurt stumbling around fixated on their screen.

*Person walks out onto road and gets hit by a car*
Driver: What the hell was that?

Passenger: Just a Pokezombie. Keep going, he didn't know what hit him.

Pokezombie by NZAP 9041 July 11, 2016

schmooves

Smooth moves to obtain goods or services. Often to the other sex.

Brad: I was going to get a parking ticket for being 5 minutes over but I put on my schmooves for the lady and she let me off.

schmooves by NZAP 9041 April 5, 2016

Pomunist 

A person from Great Britain or UK (same thing) who emigrates to another country and shares their opinions about what's wrong with their new place of residence or work.

'Arry: Hey oop, no decent curry 'ere!

Bill: Noo, no decent football, crisps or beer either!

'Arry: Aye, too warm in all.

Hickman: Well piss off back home then you Pomunist!

Pomunist by NZAP 9041 August 14, 2012

Cuntful 

When a woman is sick to death or Had it up to here with a situation. A man could say, "I've had a gutsful", however, a woman could use this term instead to exclaim how angered she is.

Using this phrase in a crowded shop or public transport is guaranteed to get attention and results.

Men may not use this term as it just isn't biologically possible.

Clerk: I'm sorry but we have had to reschedule your appointment

Corrie: I've just about had a cuntful of your bullshit.

Clerk: ...uh...OK...umm...

Cuntful by NZAP 9041 August 13, 2012

Wankle Mc Knuck Knucks

A person who is a bit of a dick. The kind of person who would fart in an elevator as he leaves or eat the last slice of pizza, even after eating most of it, before others arrive to have their first piece.

Who ate all the pies?

Oh, that was Lachlan

But I didn't get any!

Yeah, What a Wankle Mc Knuck Knucks.

True Dat

Wankle Mc Knuck Knucks by NZAP 9041 November 23, 2011

SATIS 

When things are OK. Not great but not shitty either. Short for satisfactory but shortened for ease of speech or writing.
Used in F700's to denote a functional check was satisfactory.
Can be shortened to "S", which also stands for serviceable.

Pretty much, if things are ticking along as wanted, or advertised, then you are "SATIS"

Aaron: Hey Malky, how are you?

Malky: SATIS.

Aaron: Sweet.

Also

Functional check of RADAR carried out, "SATIS".

SATIS by NZAP 9041 November 23, 2011

Spanklenuts

(n) a person who is a bit of a twat. Gormless of sorts. Lacks character or does stuff that isn't really adding value.

Hey Jamie, where are the left over hamburgers?

Oh, Brad ate them.

He is such a spanklenuts!

Yep, he sure is.

Spanklenuts by NZAP 9041 November 22, 2011