NZAP 9041's definitions
When things are OK. Not great but not shitty either. Short for satisfactory but shortened for ease of speech or writing.
Used in F700's to denote a functional check was satisfactory.
Can be shortened to "S", which also stands for serviceable.
Pretty much, if things are ticking along as wanted, or advertised, then you are "SATIS"
Used in F700's to denote a functional check was satisfactory.
Can be shortened to "S", which also stands for serviceable.
Pretty much, if things are ticking along as wanted, or advertised, then you are "SATIS"
Aaron: Hey Malky, how are you?
Malky: SATIS.
Aaron: Sweet.
Also
Functional check of RADAR carried out, "SATIS".
Malky: SATIS.
Aaron: Sweet.
Also
Functional check of RADAR carried out, "SATIS".
by NZAP 9041 November 23, 2011

(n) A sandwich constructed of two or more slices of bread with part of or all of a pie between them. The most common pie selection is steak and cheese or mince and cheese.
Other condiments may include butter, tomato sauce and peanut butter.
Originally developed to get more filling/bang from a pie.
If using a single serve pie then you can get two piewiches, or if a family sized pie has been chosen, you can feed up to four people using eight or more pieces of bread.
Healthier variants include margarine instead of butter and brown/multigrain bread.
Other condiments may include butter, tomato sauce and peanut butter.
Originally developed to get more filling/bang from a pie.
If using a single serve pie then you can get two piewiches, or if a family sized pie has been chosen, you can feed up to four people using eight or more pieces of bread.
Healthier variants include margarine instead of butter and brown/multigrain bread.
Hey Falvey, I'm starving and all I have is one pie and some bread.
Well then Lachlan, get yourself a piewich and you'll be full in no time. Try emptying one of those Burger King sauce sachets into it as well!
Sweetbix Falvey, my hunger will be satisfied. MMMmmm...
Well then Lachlan, get yourself a piewich and you'll be full in no time. Try emptying one of those Burger King sauce sachets into it as well!
Sweetbix Falvey, my hunger will be satisfied. MMMmmm...
by NZAP 9041 January 22, 2011

A person who is a bit of a dick. The kind of person who would fart in an elevator as he leaves or eat the last slice of pizza, even after eating most of it, before others arrive to have their first piece.
Who ate all the pies?
Oh, that was Lachlan
But I didn't get any!
Yeah, What a Wankle Mc Knuck Knucks.
True Dat
Oh, that was Lachlan
But I didn't get any!
Yeah, What a Wankle Mc Knuck Knucks.
True Dat
by NZAP 9041 November 23, 2011

A person from Great Britain or UK (same thing) who emigrates to another country and shares their opinions about what's wrong with their new place of residence or work.
'Arry: Hey oop, no decent curry 'ere!
Bill: Noo, no decent football, crisps or beer either!
'Arry: Aye, too warm in all.
Hickman: Well piss off back home then you Pomunist!
Bill: Noo, no decent football, crisps or beer either!
'Arry: Aye, too warm in all.
Hickman: Well piss off back home then you Pomunist!
by NZAP 9041 August 14, 2012

The pinnacle of combining a Piecho (pie nachos) with a piewich (a pie sandwich). This is the bringing together of three great food groups (pie, sandwich and cornchips) and results in a mouthgasm.
The process is to peel the top off a mince and cheese pie, scoop out the hot contents with corn chips and place between 2 slices of bread. Select whole grain bread for healthier options.
Feel free to add sour cream, avocado, bacon or ketchup.
This is the perfect food choice for a big feed that is also tasty, cheap and fast.
Contents are easily stored at home and don't require a trip out. Also a good mix of European and mexican food, semi Tex-Mex, if you will.
Do whatever you want with the pie shell.
The process is to peel the top off a mince and cheese pie, scoop out the hot contents with corn chips and place between 2 slices of bread. Select whole grain bread for healthier options.
Feel free to add sour cream, avocado, bacon or ketchup.
This is the perfect food choice for a big feed that is also tasty, cheap and fast.
Contents are easily stored at home and don't require a trip out. Also a good mix of European and mexican food, semi Tex-Mex, if you will.
Do whatever you want with the pie shell.
Hey Lachlan, I'm so hungry but want something nice now!
Well Falvey, why don't you make a Piechowich. Its fast, cheap, tasty and all the ingredients are in your kitchen already!
Hell yeah, that's going to give me a mouthgasm!
5 minutes later: mmmmmmmmm.....
Well Falvey, why don't you make a Piechowich. Its fast, cheap, tasty and all the ingredients are in your kitchen already!
Hell yeah, that's going to give me a mouthgasm!
5 minutes later: mmmmmmmmm.....
by NZAP 9041 February 21, 2011

Similar to Spanklenuts but worth the extra Syllables. A person who consistently performs in a twatty manner and needs to take the effort not to be such a cock.
by NZAP 9041 November 22, 2011

(n) a person who is a bit of a twat. Gormless of sorts. Lacks character or does stuff that isn't really adding value.
Hey Jamie, where are the left over hamburgers?
Oh, Brad ate them.
He is such a spanklenuts!
Yep, he sure is.
Oh, Brad ate them.
He is such a spanklenuts!
Yep, he sure is.
by NZAP 9041 November 22, 2011
