A person from Great Britain or UK (same thing) who emigrates to another country and shares their opinions about what's wrong with their new place of residence or work.
'Arry: Hey oop, no decent curry 'ere!
Bill: Noo, no decent football, crisps or beer either!
'Arry: Aye, too warm in all.
Hickman: Well piss off back home then you Pomunist!
Bill: Noo, no decent football, crisps or beer either!
'Arry: Aye, too warm in all.
Hickman: Well piss off back home then you Pomunist!
by NZAP 9041 August 14, 2012

The pinnacle of combining a Piecho (pie nachos) with a piewich (a pie sandwich). This is the bringing together of three great food groups (pie, sandwich and cornchips) and results in a mouthgasm.
The process is to peel the top off a mince and cheese pie, scoop out the hot contents with corn chips and place between 2 slices of bread. Select whole grain bread for healthier options.
Feel free to add sour cream, avocado, bacon or ketchup.
This is the perfect food choice for a big feed that is also tasty, cheap and fast.
Contents are easily stored at home and don't require a trip out. Also a good mix of European and mexican food, semi Tex-Mex, if you will.
Do whatever you want with the pie shell.
The process is to peel the top off a mince and cheese pie, scoop out the hot contents with corn chips and place between 2 slices of bread. Select whole grain bread for healthier options.
Feel free to add sour cream, avocado, bacon or ketchup.
This is the perfect food choice for a big feed that is also tasty, cheap and fast.
Contents are easily stored at home and don't require a trip out. Also a good mix of European and mexican food, semi Tex-Mex, if you will.
Do whatever you want with the pie shell.
Hey Lachlan, I'm so hungry but want something nice now!
Well Falvey, why don't you make a Piechowich. Its fast, cheap, tasty and all the ingredients are in your kitchen already!
Hell yeah, that's going to give me a mouthgasm!
5 minutes later: mmmmmmmmm.....
Well Falvey, why don't you make a Piechowich. Its fast, cheap, tasty and all the ingredients are in your kitchen already!
Hell yeah, that's going to give me a mouthgasm!
5 minutes later: mmmmmmmmm.....
by NZAP 9041 February 21, 2011

When a woman binge drinks, that is, not a big drinker but when she drinks, drinks way too much, ala a minge drinker.
Hey Lachlan, Did you see Sarah last night? She was munted! She is quiet for weeks then hits the booze hard!
Yeah Aaron, she loves her minge drinking.
Yeah Aaron, she loves her minge drinking.
by NZAP 9041 February 28, 2011

(n) a person who is a bit of a twat. Gormless of sorts. Lacks character or does stuff that isn't really adding value.
Hey Jamie, where are the left over hamburgers?
Oh, Brad ate them.
He is such a spanklenuts!
Yep, he sure is.
Oh, Brad ate them.
He is such a spanklenuts!
Yep, he sure is.
by NZAP 9041 November 22, 2011

When a woman is sick to death or Had it up to here with a situation. A man could say, "I've had a gutsful", however, a woman could use this term instead to exclaim how angered she is.
Using this phrase in a crowded shop or public transport is guaranteed to get attention and results.
Men may not use this term as it just isn't biologically possible.
Using this phrase in a crowded shop or public transport is guaranteed to get attention and results.
Men may not use this term as it just isn't biologically possible.
Clerk: I'm sorry but we have had to reschedule your appointment
Corrie: I've just about had a cuntful of your bullshit.
Clerk: ...uh...OK...umm...
Corrie: I've just about had a cuntful of your bullshit.
Clerk: ...uh...OK...umm...
by NZAP 9041 August 13, 2012

A person who is a bit of a dick. The kind of person who would fart in an elevator as he leaves or eat the last slice of pizza, even after eating most of it, before others arrive to have their first piece.
Who ate all the pies?
Oh, that was Lachlan
But I didn't get any!
Yeah, What a Wankle Mc Knuck Knucks.
True Dat
Oh, that was Lachlan
But I didn't get any!
Yeah, What a Wankle Mc Knuck Knucks.
True Dat
by NZAP 9041 November 23, 2011

Brad: I was going to get a parking ticket for being 5 minutes over but I put on my schmooves for the lady and she let me off.
by NZAP 9041 April 05, 2016
