NIgel's definitions

Georgie Pie

To heat up a stool sample in a microwave.

"Just Georgie Pie it"

by NIgel October 15, 2014

Lebroned

to get strung along over a long period of time with the implicit notion that a great partnership will be the reward for showing commitment. then at the moment of the anticipated union, a betrayal in epically cruel fashion takes place. leaving the loyal party feeling devastated while the other runs off with another 'sexier' partner. the betrayer pointing to the logical nature of "the decision", while completely ignoring the abject cruelty of it's delivery.

I was dating a friend once and after we got back from a Caribbean vacation she totally Lebroned me for some guy she worked with. We don't speak anymore.

I once had this great invention and an investor came to look at my product. I never heard from him again, but I was totally Lebroned when a year later I saw that guy on the cover of Forbes with my idea.

by nigel July 29, 2010

coventry

Pron.'Ko-vun-trie'
1. (n) A large collection of concrete, seemingly deposited at random within a never ending concrete circle, and never organied by an architecht.
2. (adj) a once pround sporting team or individual, now fighting a continuously losing battle in the face of over whelming odds, with little or no hope of regaining its former glory.

'A great big pile of Coventry'
'Give it up now, Redgrave, before you make a complete Coventry of your self'

by Nigel August 31, 2006

makin' wafles

To masterbate, otherwise known as "jacking off"

Yo why u so sticky what were u makin' wafles?

by Nigel May 5, 2005

mufty

a ponce, twiddler, or Garragiola.

Left to his own devices that mufty would never have mentioned the fop's fob.

by Nigel January 22, 2005

lash

The word lash cub be used 2 describe Nigel

Do u no Nigel?...He's LASH!
Lurgan is LASH
Hamo wishes he was LASH

by Nigel November 25, 2004

blow fuck

A utility insult, like ass hat; the blow indicates that there is no substance, a bullshitter, pejoratively riding on the coattails of blow job. Fuck is just the usual super insult puncuation.

What a blow fuck!
I came this close to hitting that blow fuck!

by Nigel September 9, 2004