Nigel's definitions

Stego

any and all beers

Yes, it was dumb to drink those 12 stegos and then drive my car down that cliff.

by nigel May 6, 2004

Lebroned

to get strung along over a long period of time with the implicit notion that a great partnership will be the reward for showing commitment. then at the moment of the anticipated union, a betrayal in epically cruel fashion takes place. leaving the loyal party feeling devastated while the other runs off with another 'sexier' partner. the betrayer pointing to the logical nature of "the decision", while completely ignoring the abject cruelty of it's delivery.

I was dating a friend once and after we got back from a Caribbean vacation she totally Lebroned me for some guy she worked with. We don't speak anymore.

I once had this great invention and an investor came to look at my product. I never heard from him again, but I was totally Lebroned when a year later I saw that guy on the cover of Forbes with my idea.

by nigel July 29, 2010

cruise

V. -- to try to seduce someone

Oh man, I went to the bar last night and I cruised the shit out of this girl, I did such a good job at cruising her, her boyfriend wanted me to take him home too.

by nigel May 6, 2004

bitch whiff

what you get when you happen to smell a girls cunt.

I walked past this biddy the other day and I caught the nastiest bitch whiff, that girl needs to wash her cunt.

by Nigel January 14, 2004

Georgie Pie

To heat up a stool sample in a microwave.

"Just Georgie Pie it"

by NIgel October 15, 2014

coventry

Pron.'Ko-vun-trie'
1. (n) A large collection of concrete, seemingly deposited at random within a never ending concrete circle, and never organied by an architecht.
2. (adj) a once pround sporting team or individual, now fighting a continuously losing battle in the face of over whelming odds, with little or no hope of regaining its former glory.

'A great big pile of Coventry'
'Give it up now, Redgrave, before you make a complete Coventry of your self'

by Nigel August 31, 2006

Cruisy

Adj.--To have a high verbal ability which is used to seduce another person.

Cambell Scott was so damn cruisy in the movie Roger Dodger.

by nigel May 6, 2004