Nigel's definitions

hook (with)

v. to provide with, esp. as in narcotics.

for his 30th birthday i bought him a novelty tee, and i plan to hook him with a little somethin'-somthin' additionally.

by nigel April 19, 2004

mufty

a ponce, twiddler, or Garragiola.

Left to his own devices that mufty would never have mentioned the fop's fob.

by Nigel January 22, 2005

Georgie Pie

To heat up a stool sample in a microwave.

"Just Georgie Pie it"

by NIgel October 15, 2014

Lebroned

to get strung along over a long period of time with the implicit notion that a great partnership will be the reward for showing commitment. then at the moment of the anticipated union, a betrayal in epically cruel fashion takes place. leaving the loyal party feeling devastated while the other runs off with another 'sexier' partner. the betrayer pointing to the logical nature of "the decision", while completely ignoring the abject cruelty of it's delivery.

I was dating a friend once and after we got back from a Caribbean vacation she totally Lebroned me for some guy she worked with. We don't speak anymore.

I once had this great invention and an investor came to look at my product. I never heard from him again, but I was totally Lebroned when a year later I saw that guy on the cover of Forbes with my idea.

by nigel July 29, 2010

Creepy Crawls

to stalk someone with a far less sinister intent, however, with far less skill

I saw this girl at the mall the other day, and I got in some creepy crawls hoping to see her try some panties on.

by nigel May 6, 2004

cruise

V. -- to try to seduce someone

Oh man, I went to the bar last night and I cruised the shit out of this girl, I did such a good job at cruising her, her boyfriend wanted me to take him home too.

by nigel May 6, 2004

bitch whiff

what you get when you happen to smell a girls cunt.

I walked past this biddy the other day and I caught the nastiest bitch whiff, that girl needs to wash her cunt.

by Nigel January 14, 2004