Nigel's definitions

Creepy Crawls

to stalk someone with a far less sinister intent, however, with far less skill

I saw this girl at the mall the other day, and I got in some creepy crawls hoping to see her try some panties on.

by nigel May 6, 2004

cruise

V. -- to try to seduce someone

Oh man, I went to the bar last night and I cruised the shit out of this girl, I did such a good job at cruising her, her boyfriend wanted me to take him home too.

by nigel May 6, 2004

bitch whiff

what you get when you happen to smell a girls cunt.

I walked past this biddy the other day and I caught the nastiest bitch whiff, that girl needs to wash her cunt.

by Nigel January 14, 2004

lash

The word lash cub be used 2 describe Nigel

Do u no Nigel?...He's LASH!
Lurgan is LASH
Hamo wishes he was LASH

by Nigel November 25, 2004

mufty

a ponce, twiddler, or Garragiola.

Left to his own devices that mufty would never have mentioned the fop's fob.

by Nigel January 22, 2005

Georgie Pie

To heat up a stool sample in a microwave.

"Just Georgie Pie it"

by NIgel October 15, 2014

Stego

any and all beers

Yes, it was dumb to drink those 12 stegos and then drive my car down that cliff.

by nigel May 6, 2004