NIHILISM GURU's definitions

JgYorick

A person who plays the off meta pick Jungle Yorick in Leagie of Legends

Justin Phillip Ayers is a JgYorick

by NIHILISM GURU November 7, 2023

MJ Brain

A person who has a hard time thinking about other things besides cannabis.

Since the first toke, Terry has been a MJ Brain.

by NIHILISM GURU November 7, 2023

dab-struck

When a novice cannabis user inhales a high dose extract and has a extreme reaction.

Jerry is stuck in the couch because he's dab-struck.

by NIHILISM GURU November 7, 2023

Cannabis Spotter

A cannabis entrepreneur who keeps an eye on market supply always looking for new opertunintes.

Justin is an aspiring cannabis spotter.

by NIHILISM GURU November 7, 2023

Green Gravy Machine

Terminology for profits made from cannabis sales.

Farmers are riding the green gravy machine to a better future.

by NIHILISM GURU November 7, 2023

Guardians of the Galaxy 3

Foreplay of one partner pulling the others face off but refusing to kill them. Because the meta commentary on wokism wearing a mask is soo important to point out.

The new Guardians of the Galaxy 3 sucked

by NIHILISM GURU November 7, 2023

weekend gaybo

A heterosexual on week days and a homosexual on weekends.

Skylar is goes dancing at gay bars on the weekends, because he's a weekend gaybo.

by NIHILISM GURU November 7, 2023