NIHILISM GURU's definitions

pan-dank

A potent strain of cannabis with extreme psychoactive compound profiles.

This Ghost Train Haze is pan-dank!

by NIHILISM GURU November 7, 2023

dab-struck

When a novice cannabis user inhales a high dose extract and has a extreme reaction.

Jerry is stuck in the couch because he's dab-struck.

by NIHILISM GURU November 7, 2023

MJ Brain

A person who has a hard time thinking about other things besides cannabis.

Since the first toke, Terry has been a MJ Brain.

by NIHILISM GURU November 7, 2023

Green Gravy Machine

Terminology for profits made from cannabis sales.

Farmers are riding the green gravy machine to a better future.

by NIHILISM GURU November 7, 2023

Cannabis Spotter

A cannabis entrepreneur who keeps an eye on market supply always looking for new opertunintes.

Justin is an aspiring cannabis spotter.

by NIHILISM GURU November 7, 2023

JgYorick

A person who plays the off meta pick Jungle Yorick in Leagie of Legends

Justin Phillip Ayers is a JgYorick

by NIHILISM GURU November 7, 2023

weekend gaybo

A heterosexual on week days and a homosexual on weekends.

Skylar is goes dancing at gay bars on the weekends, because he's a weekend gaybo.

by NIHILISM GURU November 7, 2023