NIGEL's definitions

Lebroned

to get strung along over a long period of time with the implicit notion that a great partnership will be the reward for showing commitment. then at the moment of the anticipated union, a betrayal in epically cruel fashion takes place. leaving the loyal party feeling devastated while the other runs off with another 'sexier' partner. the betrayer pointing to the logical nature of "the decision", while completely ignoring the abject cruelty of it's delivery.

I was dating a friend once and after we got back from a Caribbean vacation she totally Lebroned me for some guy she worked with. We don't speak anymore.

I once had this great invention and an investor came to look at my product. I never heard from him again, but I was totally Lebroned when a year later I saw that guy on the cover of Forbes with my idea.

by nigel July 29, 2010

makin' wafles

To masterbate, otherwise known as "jacking off"

Yo why u so sticky what were u makin' wafles?

by Nigel May 5, 2005

Georgie Pie

To heat up a stool sample in a microwave.

"Just Georgie Pie it"

by NIgel October 15, 2014

blow fuck

A utility insult, like ass hat; the blow indicates that there is no substance, a bullshitter, pejoratively riding on the coattails of blow job. Fuck is just the usual super insult puncuation.

What a blow fuck!
I came this close to hitting that blow fuck!

by Nigel September 9, 2004

mufty

a ponce, twiddler, or Garragiola.

Left to his own devices that mufty would never have mentioned the fop's fob.

by Nigel January 22, 2005

Stegosaurus

Abbrev.--Stego

Any and all beers

Hey Dan, I'm going to the liqour store want me to pick up some stegos?

Yeah Kev, why don't you get some stegosauruses for tonight.

by nigel May 6, 2004

Cruisy

Adj.--To have a high verbal ability which is used to seduce another person.

Cambell Scott was so damn cruisy in the movie Roger Dodger.

by nigel May 6, 2004