Gerald Ford

Apparently, one who enjoys the activities of watching football and eating high-calorie simultaneously with strangers.
Bob: Whoa, that's the last time I do that...
Julius: What happened?
Bob: This guy at the bar showed up with this huge grin on his face and asked me to come back to his place for nachos and to watch the Jet game.
Julius: Oh yeah, you were attacked by a rabid Gerry Ford... happens to the best of us.
by Nick February 04, 2004
Get the Gerald Ford mug.

epakfokfal

Epakfokfal is everything. Epakfokfal is nothing. It is everything and nothing at the same time.
Who the hell left epakfokfal on the floor?

My, that's a lovely epakfokfal you have.

How many epakfokfal's does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Darn! The toilet is clogged with epakfokfal again.

I heard if you stare at an epakfokfal for 10 minutes you go blind.
by Nick December 20, 2004
Get the epakfokfal mug.

8 Seconds

When you are fucking a chick doggy style, put her in a full nelson, tell her she is the ugliest bitch you have ever seen, and then try and hang in there for 8 seconds.
I tried for the 8 seconds, and the bitch got me off.
by Nick May 21, 2004
Get the 8 Seconds mug.

Fuck Me Raw

When a horny bitch wants you to fuck the hell otta her.
That bitch was beggin me to fuck her raw.
by nick March 04, 2005
Get the Fuck Me Raw mug.

how much da head do for

Question to a prostitute asking, "How much for a blowjob?".

Hey baby, how much da head do for?
by Nick August 19, 2007
Get the how much da head do for mug.

quarter life crisis

A quarter life crisis is a crisis that happens when you are in or around the ages of 15 to 20.
Some signs may be cutting or drinking
There is blood on the floor little janey must be going through her quarterlife crisis
by nick May 12, 2004
Get the quarter life crisis mug.

retardedrandy

a retarded randy is someone who thinks hes cool but trips or eats crap infront of public
by nick October 21, 2003
Get the retardedrandy mug.