Shax

(Shit - Axe) The overwhelming, sense-attacking, smell that results from a rapid fire farting session, involving two or more males, which is then attempted to be covered up by spraying an inappropriately large amount of Axe spray deoderant.

Nick, after spraying Axe to cover up a recent farting session, realized only too late that no good would come of it... only the terrible Shax smell.

by Nick February 27, 2005

fug

A cigarette, also called a jack, smoke, bone, cancer stick, cig, fag, Coffin nails

hey man i just got off work and left my jacks in the car, think i could get a fug?

by nick May 13, 2005

Origin unknown.

unlike anything or anyone else.

This guy is origin unknown.

by nick December 28, 2005

punjubbly

The same as punani but that of a fat chick

henry likes punjubbly

by Nick April 18, 2004

Lyrai

Don't mention the dagger.

<The_Capn> And we will never mention the dagger again.
<Lyrai> !@#@$%&#%!^@#
* Lyrai bites Capn's piratenads off.

by Nick March 09, 2004

last call girl

A very horney ugly girl waiting for sex in the bar after last call, typically the last resort for any man, but with the beer goggles and all, the mistake is not seen till morning.

When I woke in the morning and next to the last call girl, I nearly chewed my own arm off to get away.

by nick February 15, 2004

zirf

Adj. used to describe something that is small, tiny, or below average size and uncool, ugly, very terrible to look at, or stupid. Opposite of "mondus".

Oh my! That small-rotten pumpkin is zirf. My car is pretty zirf.

by nick April 06, 2005