Suck start a hoover

Being that good at sucking cock, she can fire up a hoover with only her mouth

Mark “ jesus man, she drained me dry…she could suck start a hoover”

by Mystikal 234 June 12, 2021

Cold cupping

Cold cupping is placing your balls in the unsuspecting hand of a loved one.

Who is fast asleep turned away from you with their hand conveniently placed to cradle your nut sack.

Cold cupping . Last night i cold cupped her. She sucker punched my balls in retaliation.

by Mystikal 234 June 05, 2021

Ripding

Someone who has lost their mind

“Can you remember Mark?” Yeah total ripding now.

by Mystikal 234 January 29, 2021

you tayter

Term used in Derbyshire to show affection towards a cocker spaniel. When the cocker spaniel refuses to come back on recall demand,

“Tess! Tess! Come back! You Tayter!

by Mystikal 234 June 22, 2024

Spiders

A term used if your from Mansfield, England if a situation is bizarre or makes you raise your eyebrows. Mildly shocking.

After watching youtube, Fail Army, seeing near miss...”Spiders!”

by Mystikal 234 January 29, 2021

Hit the back board

When a girl is so slight and of such small build that when having sex with a man, his penis if of decent size is likely to hit the back wall of her pelvis. Like with basketball, hitting the back board.

Shes a tiny little fitty, i bet i would hit the back board with that one…

by Mystikal 234 July 09, 2021

Locomotion

To place ones hand in a vagina with a closed fist

Dude, she was that horny i ended up giving her the locomotion. She jizzed all over my arm

by Mystikal 234 June 12, 2021