got the strength of a drowning man

An example of an individual with extra ordinary strength.

He fought us off well, he’s got the strength of a drowning man

by Mystikal 234 June 22, 2024

Ripding

Someone who has lost their mind

“Can you remember Mark?” Yeah total ripding now.

by Mystikal 234 January 29, 2021

Hit the back board

When a girl is so slight and of such small build that when having sex with a man, his penis if of decent size is likely to hit the back wall of her pelvis. Like with basketball, hitting the back board.

Shes a tiny little fitty, i bet i would hit the back board with that one…

by Mystikal 234 July 09, 2021

you tayter

Term used in Derbyshire to show affection towards a cocker spaniel. When the cocker spaniel refuses to come back on recall demand,

“Tess! Tess! Come back! You Tayter!

by Mystikal 234 June 22, 2024

Spiders

A term used if your from Mansfield, England if a situation is bizarre or makes you raise your eyebrows. Mildly shocking.

After watching youtube, Fail Army, seeing near miss...”Spiders!”

by Mystikal 234 January 29, 2021

turd in a christmas cake

Its like a turd in a Christmas cake means then you expect to get something good, but turns out bad.

Chris gave me a job the other day, it turned out to be a turd in a christmas cake

by Mystikal 234 June 22, 2024

scrote power

The power given to those who are absolute scum of society. Even if hit by a car, lick toilet seats or get electricuted stealing copper cable, miraculously survive.

He jumped out of the third floor window to get sway from cops, luckily for him he used he scrote powers and was unscathed.

by Mystikal 234 February 19, 2021