Suck start a hoover

Being that good at sucking cock, she can fire up a hoover with only her mouth

Mark “ jesus man, she drained me dry…she could suck start a hoover”

by Mystikal 234 June 12, 2021

fuck my tin hat

A term of exasperation, when shocked at a situation.

Ive just seen how Karl has dealt with that job! Fuck my tin hat he's a lazy twat.

by Mystikal 234 June 22, 2024

Sandbagging

Sandbagging is where a man has sex on a beach or other sandy location

Andy sandbagged her on the beach. “Craig” what did you and Rachel do last night? Andy” just a bit of gentle sandbagging whilst listening to the waves”

by Mystikal 234 January 19, 2021

Locomotion

To place ones hand in a vagina with a closed fist

Dude, she was that horny i ended up giving her the locomotion. She jizzed all over my arm

by Mystikal 234 June 12, 2021

balls the size of a fighting dog

When witnessing a brave individual take on a difficult task. You say “hes got balls the size of a fighting dog”

A man took on three coppers, on arrest. hes got balls the size of a fighting dog

by Mystikal 234 June 22, 2024

turd in a christmas cake

Its like a turd in a Christmas cake means then you expect to get something good, but turns out bad.

Chris gave me a job the other day, it turned out to be a turd in a christmas cake

by Mystikal 234 June 22, 2024

scrote power

The power given to those who are absolute scum of society. Even if hit by a car, lick toilet seats or get electricuted stealing copper cable, miraculously survive.

He jumped out of the third floor window to get sway from cops, luckily for him he used he scrote powers and was unscathed.

by Mystikal 234 February 19, 2021