Locomotion

To place ones hand in a vagina with a closed fist

Dude, she was that horny i ended up giving her the locomotion. She jizzed all over my arm

by Mystikal 234 June 12, 2021

balls the size of a fighting dog

When witnessing a brave individual take on a difficult task. You say “hes got balls the size of a fighting dog”

A man took on three coppers, on arrest. hes got balls the size of a fighting dog

by Mystikal 234 June 22, 2024

Sandbagging

Sandbagging is where a man has sex on a beach or other sandy location

Andy sandbagged her on the beach. “Craig” what did you and Rachel do last night? Andy” just a bit of gentle sandbagging whilst listening to the waves”

by Mystikal 234 January 19, 2021

Suck start a hoover

Being that good at sucking cock, she can fire up a hoover with only her mouth

Mark “ jesus man, she drained me dry…she could suck start a hoover”

by Mystikal 234 June 12, 2021

fuck my tin hat

A term of exasperation, when shocked at a situation.

Ive just seen how Karl has dealt with that job! Fuck my tin hat he's a lazy twat.

by Mystikal 234 June 22, 2024

Every which way since Sunday

When a girl is fucked very athletically all over the house, every day of the week when she first has starts to have sex with her boyfriend

I remember when we first got together, i fucked her every which way since Sunday

by Mystikal 234 June 12, 2021

Hit the back board

When a girl is so slight and of such small build that when having sex with a man, his penis if of decent size is likely to hit the back wall of her pelvis. Like with basketball, hitting the back board.

Shes a tiny little fitty, i bet i would hit the back board with that one…

by Mystikal 234 July 9, 2021