Musty Musk Man's definitions

Gruffalo

A fat hairy gigalo.

Look at that Gruffalo giving that dude head in the dark scary alley behind the Chinese food place!

by Musty Musk Man June 5, 2023

Pussy Melter 9000

Another term for the Messiah, Jesus Christ.

“God sent his only son, Pussy Melter 9000, to save us all.”

by Musty Musk Man November 22, 2022

Force Love

To make love, but H A R D E R and M A N L I E R.

You pussys make love, real men force love. That’s why I get bitches and you get none.

by Musty Musk Man January 17, 2025

Onolatry

Literally: Worship of the Equus Asinus (common name ass or donkey.)

Figuratively: A preoccupation with or devotion to something considered stupid.

Literal: John practices Onolatry, and thus worships at the church of ass daily..

Figurative: John has an onolatry over schoolbusses. He keeps dancing around them and singing gibberish.

by Musty Musk Man January 17, 2025

Washington Monument

The Worlds Largest Dildo

For Use by Your Mother.

My mother can only cum when using the good ol’ Washington Monument!

by Musty Musk Man November 24, 2022

Cuban Sunrise

A sex act involving the use of a branding iron to blind an eye for immense sexual gratification.

I’m giving Steve a Cuban Sunrise.

by Musty Musk Man August 18, 2023

Femfuckboy

A Femfuckboy is someone who identifies as both a Femboy and a Fuckboy. Very different from a Fuckfemboy.

Joe is a Femfuckboy.

by Musty Musk Man July 5, 2023