James Michael Tait

James Michael Tait is a former truck driver and notorious zoophile who was involved in the Enumclaw Horse Sex Case. More specifically, he was the man who filmed the “Mr. Hands” video.

Before the filming of the video, Tait had been anally penetrated by the same horse (referred to as “Big Dick”) that would fuck a man to death on camera, with Tait as the cameraman. He would later be charged with Breaking and Entering in the 1st degree into the farm where this occurred (not into the horse) as the farm owners did not know he was there. He entered an Alford Plea and was sentenced to one day of community service and a 300 dollar fine (plus a suspended one year jail sentence.) Police also seized hundreds of hours of zoophilia porn, all of men having sex with various livestock at the farm.

Later, in Maury County, Tennessee, Tait and another man were arrested for having sex with a stud horse on multiple occasions over several months. He plead guilty and was sentenced to probation.
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