Mustache Man's definitions

Obsessed

A person that owns Halo and beats in 5 hours. then beats it again...and again....and again. Then goes to school and brags to his friends, but no one cares.

Kid: I beat Halo 2 seven times this weekend!
Kid 2:....dude, your obsessed.

by Mustache Man March 29, 2005

Harvest

The first human colony to fall to the Covenant. When it was found, it was found to be shiny and smooth, the result of plasma bombardment

Only one badly damaged ship returned from the search at harvest, speaking of an unstoppable alien force

by Mustache Man May 13, 2005

FullMetal Alchemist

A kick ass anime show about the life of two brother, Edward and Alphonse Elric, who, after their mother died, attempted to bring her back to life. Their sacrifice to Equivalent Exchange was not great enough, so the Transmutation took Edwards leg and Alphonses body. Edward then used his right arm for material and transmuted his brotehrs soul to the armor in the corner. They now seek the legendary Philospohers stone, which allows them to pass the laws of equivalence, and get their bodies back to normal

These are some of the State Alchemists

Colonel Roy Mustang-The Flame Alchemist
Brigadier General Bask Grahn-The Iron Blood Alchemist
Edward Elric-The FullMetal Alchemist
Alex Louis Armstrong- The Strong Arm alchemist
Dr. Marcoh-The Crystal Alchemist
Shou Tucker- The Sowing Life Alchemist

And here are some other main characters

Lust, Gluttony, Scar, Envy, Rose, Fuhrer Bradley, Major/Liutenant Colonel/Brigadier General Hughes,Winry, 1st Lietenant Riza Hawkeye, General Hakuro, and Father Cornello...I guess

by Mustache Man September 4, 2005

Lewis black

The best comedian in the history of the world. He yells alot, is Jewish, hate candy corn, and apperently like IHOP, has seen the end of the world which is in Texas.

"I had no thoughts this winter, well just one...FUCK IT'S COLD! or ITS COLD AS FUCK! actually I thought of giving up comedy...and becoming a bear...Uh oh, its cold out, time to sleep, this blows...then comes spring, Fuck, time to wake up.

If we did have this non existent tax payers money, we should build a giant wall...in Canada...cause that is where all the could air comes from.

Every Halloween, I go to a party, and there on the table...is a bowl of candy corn...and like an alheimers patient I go up, and go, hmmm....corn that tastes like candy...excellent...*eats* SON OF A BITCH!

by Mustache Man March 5, 2005

FLCL

Also stands for Fooly Cooly, which is an anime show that is incredibly hard to comprehend, ecspecially at 1:30 in the morning, if you buy all three of the DVDs, and watch them in order, you will understand it ( I do...and it is incredibly hard to explain to other people), but if you watch more than two out of order, your head will explode. It is basically a part of life for a boy named Naota, who is....I guess...starting to enter puberty but he is in Elementary school...so I highly doubt it. Naotas older brother went to the US for baseball, and now his ex-girlfriend Mamimi, flirts with Naota alot. While walking, Naota is hit by a mysterious women on a Vespa, and she then gives him moutn to mouth. Later, Canti the robot pops out of his head. Anyway, the giant iron in the center of the city is Medical Meccanica, and if activated, it will steam roll the planet, flattening it out. BUt Haruko says yo Naota "Your head is the only one htat works", because his head is a sort of....worm hole, which, when Haruko hits him with her guitar, spawns a horn, which then turns into some....robot...which she then destroys...which is confusing. Going back, if Lord Canti eats Naota, he turns red, and gets a super charge, and in the 5th episode (Brittle Bullet), you discover that red Canti, is actually Atamyst (don't know how to spell it), which would normally be Harukos arch enemy, but she fell in love with hem. In that same episode, a giant hand comes out of Naotas head, and when it was defeated (coolest....fight....ever), it became inactive, the terminal core removed from it. A secret government agency is on to Harukos plans (she is an alien), and plans to stop her from getting what she wants, thus destroying the planet. So mamimi finds the terminal core, which fuses with Canti (who is a component of the core), who the eats Naota, and re-activates the giant hand, which would turn on the iron, but before the hand can grip the iron, Naota emerges with Atamysts power, and starts a guitar battle with Haruko, then Naota admits he loves her, then a bird (atamyst) emerges from his head, sucks up the hand, and flies away. Haruko, still seeking Atamyst, then leaves Naota and Earth. That is the end and story of Fooly Cooly. It is one of the best damn shows ever created, that and FullMetal Alchemist

Haruko-The game already started
Naota-Im not going
Hatuko-...It's Cantis first baseball game
Mamimi-....CANTI! *jumps on Haruos scooter and drives away*

Me-...waht the crap just happened?

by Mustache Man September 4, 2005

Mega 64

A series about 2 teen agers captured by the evil Dr.Poque to beta test his sinister console the Mega 64. It basically downloads old games to a players brain, making the experience all to real. They are 2 guys running through Clafornia dresses up as video game charecters. Some examples are Ghost and Goblins, dig dug, tetris, and Banjo and Kazooie. It is fricken awesome, and asides from red vs blue and lewis black its the coolest thing ever.

"Whats this robot for"
Marcus-"Ill tell you what it doesn't do...and that is kill people!"

Video Game designer-"I am a little hungry"
Marcus-"there is a muffin over there"
Dr.Poque from behind wall-...No! No!
Marcus-NOOOOO!!!!! (marcus...who is a puppet...flys at the man, hitting the muffin from him)

by Mustache Man March 18, 2005

Halo

One of the coolest X-Box games ever made. Halo is a 10,000 km wide ring made by an acient race called the Forerunner. the Foreeunner created these rings as housing facilities for a Parasitic race called the Flood. Halo also has the ability to destroy all sentient life in 25,000 lightyears.

cortana-"We have to stop it, we have to destroy Halo"

by Mustache Man May 13, 2005