Muffindamule's definitions

plodrodgering

To elect for early retirement from a police force or other civil service (often on health grounds) rather than wait for the results of a disciplinary hearing likely to have a detrimental effect on ones career prospects. Plodrodgering was particularly prevalent in the British Met. Police in the mid 1990s but has become less so recently following a government clampdown.

Do you think that incompetent berk will get the boot after the hearing Noddy ?
No Chief, I wouldn't be surprised if he hasn't already decided on plodrodgering !

by muffindamule November 7, 2008

johnny

A johnny or johny is a term used to describe a condom.

I will only let you dip your stick if you use a johnny.

by muffindamule October 5, 2006

dickie dido

The female genitalia.

The hair round her dickie dido hang down to her knees !

by Muffindamule October 1, 2006

subsidy milker

A clever fellow who, given the opportunity, milks the state in that he or she applies for and receives all available state or EU subsidies regardless of entitlement.

Well, shiver me timbers, if it's not another subsidy milker !

by Muffindamule October 4, 2006

dipstick

Penis. See also to dip ones stick.

I saw his dipstick in the moonlight and my word did I get a fright. And that on a saturday night !

by muffindamule October 6, 2006

Budism

To believe in Bud. From Bud -(the shortened form of a brand of beer popular in the USA) and ism - belief

I'm giving up bourbonism and taking up budism. It's cheaper and healthier !

by muffindamule October 5, 2006

muffindamule

muffindamule is a misreprentation of a sexual deviation known only to the gentle folk of Ireland. A bit like dobbin the donkey.

Q. Woi's the lazy bastard always late doing the milking ?
A. He's been muffindamule to be sure !

by Muffindamule October 2, 2006