A mark on a person that generally condems them to a life of crime, the more tattoos one has the higher the chance of a life filled with jails and institutions.
Ericas Dad: Erica just got like 20 tattoos all over her body
Ericas Mom: Well fuck we just pissed away 50k on her college. I wish she would have told me that so I could have prepped her for a life of crime.
Ericas Mom: Well fuck we just pissed away 50k on her college. I wish she would have told me that so I could have prepped her for a life of crime.
by MrHobbes69 June 23, 2014
Man I wish I would have worn boxer briefs the last 20 years. My ball sag is so bad I could fucking mop the floor with my nuts.
by MrHobbes69 June 23, 2014
an annoying song that doesn't really say anything. It repeats the same phrase over and over. It has a slightly catchy beat and that is about all.
Person: Writing music is really hard, I don't think I will ever write a song.
Producer: Bullshit, just look at that song turn down for what! All you have to do is make a beat and repeat yourself for 4-5 minutes.
Producer: Bullshit, just look at that song turn down for what! All you have to do is make a beat and repeat yourself for 4-5 minutes.
by MrHobbes69 June 22, 2014
Tom: Dude sorry I stunk up your bathroom I just took a massive Robin Thicke.
Ed: Damn Robin Thicke is a good term for taking a shit, that smell makes me see blurred lines, just as awful as the song is
Ed: Damn Robin Thicke is a good term for taking a shit, that smell makes me see blurred lines, just as awful as the song is
by MrHobbes69 June 26, 2014
The act of spoofing your IP address multiple times to vote for your crappy word so it gets published/looks more popular than it really is.
Tom: How the fuck did that definition instant tradition get on urban dictionary?
Ed: The author pulled an urban spoof an logged into Tor under 100 different IP addresses.
Example 2
Yea I know my word was unpopular but I urban spoofed the shit out of it now it is at the top of the list
Ed: The author pulled an urban spoof an logged into Tor under 100 different IP addresses.
Example 2
Yea I know my word was unpopular but I urban spoofed the shit out of it now it is at the top of the list
by MrHobbes69 June 23, 2014
Commander: Soldier I want you to take out that entire town of innocent chilrend.
Soldier: HOOAH!
Commander: WTF is wrong with you are you a retard or something?
Soldier: HOOAH!
Commander: WTF is wrong with you are you a retard or something?
by MrHobbes69 August 17, 2014
A worthless person who contributes nothing to society, they think they deserved to be called honorable, however they are really just leeches of free healthcare and govt benefits when they have plenty of money so that they really don't need either.
Tom: Well Maria just took another week off work because she just felt like going out to dinner and having people kiss her ass.
Ed: Maria is such a fucking senator.
Ed: Maria is such a fucking senator.
by MrHobbes69 June 27, 2014