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Former Disney Channel star that looks like a man with her new haircut. Last year she dry humped beetle juice in a desperate plea for attention. Reality is setting in that she is just an ugly butch. She can also be seen frequenting WNBA games
by MrHobbes69 August 17, 2014
Get the Miley Cyrusmug. Tim: Dude this is awesome the Guy Ted Cruz and the tea party supported won the primary.
Republican: Great now all the moderate voters are going to vote democrat because of your extremism.
Republican: Great now all the moderate voters are going to vote democrat because of your extremism.
by MrHobbes69 June 22, 2014
Get the tea partymug. A worthless person who contributes nothing to society, they think they deserved to be called honorable, however they are really just leeches of free healthcare and govt benefits when they have plenty of money so that they really don't need either.
Tom: Well Maria just took another week off work because she just felt like going out to dinner and having people kiss her ass.
Ed: Maria is such a fucking senator.
Ed: Maria is such a fucking senator.
by MrHobbes69 June 27, 2014
Get the Senatormug. A mark on a person that generally condems them to a life of crime, the more tattoos one has the higher the chance of a life filled with jails and institutions.
Ericas Dad: Erica just got like 20 tattoos all over her body
Ericas Mom: Well fuck we just pissed away 50k on her college. I wish she would have told me that so I could have prepped her for a life of crime.
Ericas Mom: Well fuck we just pissed away 50k on her college. I wish she would have told me that so I could have prepped her for a life of crime.
by MrHobbes69 June 22, 2014
Get the Tattoomug. A tatoo that generally means a person is going to be a leach on society forever by wasting our tax dollars rotting in prison.
Todd: Mom Johhny just got a teardrop tatoo.
Mom: FUCK, might as well just throw him in prison now because he pretty much just sealed the deal by getting that tatoo
Mom: FUCK, might as well just throw him in prison now because he pretty much just sealed the deal by getting that tatoo
by MrHobbes69 June 22, 2014
Get the Teardrop tatoomug. Jane: I really wanna check out the latest Iggy video I heard it was tight, turn on MTV and see if it's on.
Erica: Bitch please, that network hasn't played music videos since 1999. You will have to settle for that vevo horse shit instead.
Erica: Bitch please, that network hasn't played music videos since 1999. You will have to settle for that vevo horse shit instead.
by MrHobbes69 June 26, 2014
Get the MTVmug. Commander: Soldier I want you to take out that entire town of innocent chilrend.
Soldier: HOOAH!
Commander: WTF is wrong with you are you a retard or something?
Soldier: HOOAH!
Commander: WTF is wrong with you are you a retard or something?
by MrHobbes69 August 16, 2014
Get the hooahmug.