Urban Dictionary: Definitions by MrFreeman88

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cattle guard

A self defense item to keep fat chicks from getting to you.

I used my "cattle guard" to pevent this fat bitch away from me.

by MrFreeman88 March 8, 2004

Get the cattle guardmug.

cock taker

A person who has intercourse with with the male sexual organ.

She is such a cock taker.

by MrFreeman88 March 2, 2004

Get the cock takermug.

nut licker

Someone who licks a scrotum.

His nose is up the boss's nut sack so much, what a nut licker.

by MrFreeman88 March 2, 2004

Get the nut lickermug.

fartblossom

A nickname for someone inportant to you.

Son, you are such a fartblossom.

by MrFreeman88 March 2, 2004

Get the fartblossommug.

snow snake

The white male penis.

I fucked her with my snow snake.

by MrFreeman88 March 2, 2004

Get the snow snakemug.

Rum Dumb

Drunk from consuming Rum.

He is such a "rum dumb" from drinking rum all the time.

by MrFreeman88 March 8, 2004

Get the Rum Dumbmug.

hanging tender

The male sexual organ.

Get some of this hanging tender.

by MrFreeman88 March 2, 2004

Get the hanging tendermug.

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