Wordington-Chan

The long lost daughter of Mr. Wordington the Tenth, Wordington-Chan (Her real name is Lexica) is a psuedo-anime girl who devotes herself to a love of vocabul-

Wordington-Chan: Hi, sugar daddy! Can I write the definition?

Um...sure, be my guest.

Wordington-Chan: Thanks, daddy~! Now, as of you, Urban Dictionary, let me tell you all about myself...

I, Wordington-Chan, am a super kawaii magical girl who devotes myself to a love of vocabulary, and as you know, I love words~! I know all about a lot of words, because I was born with the powers of a dictionary! My father wants to share all of his definitions with you, guys, and I am helping him along the way! :3
You: Y'know, you're kinda cute, Wordington-Chan.
Wordington-Chan: Yeah, thanks, you got that right~...wordington~!
by Mr. Wordington the Tenth October 14, 2018
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Fag

1. A British term for cigars. That term is rarely used in the USA.
2. A derogatory term for Harley Davidson bikers, and an unintentionally derogatory term for homosexuals.
3. A derogatory handle for Justin Bieber. Used by trolls like me! ^w^
4. Someone who is unnecessarily loud, obnoxious, and inconsiderate.
1. Gordon: 'Ello, chaps. Care to smoke some fags?

2. Random biker: You're a fag!
Random homosexual: No, YOU'RE a fag!
Random biker: >:(

3. Radio announcer: And that was "Love Yourself" by Justin Bieber.
Random guy: Thank goodness Fag stopped singing for now. That song was cheesy!

4. What is that noise? A fag constantly screaming?
by Mr. Wordington the Tenth November 01, 2018
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smard

A portmanteau of "smart" and "hard", it is a term used to describe how to work on your pile of homework or something related to work, with better ways to do so, such as on your personal computer! Now if you'll excuse me, I have to work on my homework, and so should you!
Old Man Ulysses: They say "work smarter, not harder", but I say "work smarder"!
Chad: Well said, dawg.
Charlie: Yeah, what he said! :D
by Mr. Wordington the Tenth October 20, 2018
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Humberfloob

Hank: Hey! Don't touch my money! It's sanitized!
Larry: Geez, Hank, don't be such a humberfloob.
by Mr. Wordington the Tenth October 13, 2018
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Albuquerque

The largest city in New Mexico, part of the Bernalillo County! Bugs Bunny and Peter Griffin still need to figure out how to take the right turns there.
Peter Griffin: Gee, must have taken a wrong turn in Albuquerque! Ahahahahahahaha!
by Mr. Wordington the Tenth November 04, 2018
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Special Instructions

The random, ridiculous, and/or insanely stupid instructions you give to the pizza guy before you complete your pizza order when you're ordering pizza online on say, the Pizza Hut website, or the Domino's website. May vary from cutting the pizza into different shapes to forcing the pizza guy to wear goofy clothes and/or do goofy actions to requesting art on or inside the box to having a different pizza person to deliver the pizza for them!
Special Instructions: Cut the pizza into squares and write "Didja really think you would expect a pizza cut in triangles...? >;)" inside the box. And don't forget to wear your socks on your hands when delivering the pizza!
Pizza Guy: Wat 0_0
by Mr. Wordington the Tenth October 27, 2018
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Clyde

The orange ghost from the Pac-Man franchise. He's friends with Inky, Blinky, and Pinky, but he likes to wander around. Sometimes, he might chase Pac-Man, too.
Me: Alright! Almost done with that Pac-Man level! :D
Clyde: *Is around the corner*
Me: WHAT?! Oh no...
by Mr. Wordington the Tenth January 25, 2020
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