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A form of American English developed by supporters of TEA (taxed enough already) parties and the former governor of Alaska Sarah Palin.
'Palin' consists of a wide variety of southernisms derived from Redneck American English, miss spelled words (when in written form), useless or uneducated social and political narratives, vague and often meaningless metaphorical devices, threats, poorly placed sentence symbology (also when in written form), delusional free form gibberish and Omitted or miss arranged grammatical compositions caused by illiteracy and poor written composition skills.
The best examples of Palin are used by members of Sarah Palin and TEA party support forums and groups on the facebook and myspace websites.
Documentation and archiving of this new language is currently under way and a comprehensive reference should be available soon.
'Palin' consists of a wide variety of southernisms derived from Redneck American English, miss spelled words (when in written form), useless or uneducated social and political narratives, vague and often meaningless metaphorical devices, threats, poorly placed sentence symbology (also when in written form), delusional free form gibberish and Omitted or miss arranged grammatical compositions caused by illiteracy and poor written composition skills.
The best examples of Palin are used by members of Sarah Palin and TEA party support forums and groups on the facebook and myspace websites.
Documentation and archiving of this new language is currently under way and a comprehensive reference should be available soon.
(In the 'Palin' Language')
“Maybe some Yankee's don't know this but a lot of people down south use their middle name first.”
-Samuel Joseph Wurzelbacker (Joe the plumber) commenting on the use of his middle name as his first at an AFP “TEA Party” rally in 2009.
Wurzelbacker resides in Ohio which is NORTH of the Masson Dixon line which divides Yankee Americans from Confederate Americans as the civil war era social stereotype suggests.
Though northern Americans are also known to use their middle names as their first meaning the narrative was entirely useless to begin with.
“Yup beat libs at their own game. That the lord for obama.
“Gov,t (notice the unnecessary comma) hand out I hope you all. Have a job and pay taxes.me and my dog thank you.”
“I rushed don't care about spelling. Thats trivial. I will I and a friend are trying to find out.”
“Is the secret hand shake blowing yer brains out and field dressing your courpse (sic), think id scalp you to.”
“Maybe some Yankee's don't know this but a lot of people down south use their middle name first.”
-Samuel Joseph Wurzelbacker (Joe the plumber) commenting on the use of his middle name as his first at an AFP “TEA Party” rally in 2009.
Wurzelbacker resides in Ohio which is NORTH of the Masson Dixon line which divides Yankee Americans from Confederate Americans as the civil war era social stereotype suggests.
Though northern Americans are also known to use their middle names as their first meaning the narrative was entirely useless to begin with.
“Yup beat libs at their own game. That the lord for obama.
“Gov,t (notice the unnecessary comma) hand out I hope you all. Have a job and pay taxes.me and my dog thank you.”
“I rushed don't care about spelling. Thats trivial. I will I and a friend are trying to find out.”
“Is the secret hand shake blowing yer brains out and field dressing your courpse (sic), think id scalp you to.”
by Mr. Snowmanpants January 10, 2010
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Meaning:
It is better to be sane and live a good life than join the insanity and wasted lives of a perverted and socially self destructive majority.
Meaning:
It is better to be sane and live a good life than join the insanity and wasted lives of a perverted and socially self destructive majority.
As I take it, I would rather be part of a sane minority than a damned majority any day. - Quote, La Plante
by Mr. SnowmanPants May 2, 2011
Get the I would rather be part of a sane minority than a damned majority any day. mug.A member of the douchebag family in the subculture class 'Hipster'. A Hipster Douche is typically found at fan conventions, tattoo conventions and weirdy bars in major metro areas. Like standard douchbags the Hipster douche maintains several cookie cutter tattoos on their arms chest or legs. Hispter Doucebags commonly wear dark colors, punker apparel, biker apparel, fake rim glasses, black kangol or army cap hats, chains and studs on clothing.
Sometimes found in the company of ameture porn stars in the "alt" porn industry.
Hobby and social interests of the Hipster douche seem to be made up of rock porn, adult swim cartoons, altporn, fan cons, ameture burlesque shows, motorcycles, and 50's era urban art revivalism as these represent aspects that attract certain social classes the Hipster douche desires to be part of.
Hipster douchebags represent a crossover of traditional douchebaggery to sectors of the subculture in the areas of hipsters, punkers, bikers and retro subculture revivalism.
As traditional douchebags are finding it hard to remain in just one area of culture.
Some aspects of the hipster douchebag that are alike to all douchebags:
1. Inherited wealth
2. exploitation or over steriotypical representation of the cultural framework they are emulating rather than honest expressions of self.
3. Heavy drinking
4. Sexism
The most common examples of Hipster Douches in the United States can be found in Philadelphia, PA, Manchester, NH and Los Angelis, CA.
Sometimes found in the company of ameture porn stars in the "alt" porn industry.
Hobby and social interests of the Hipster douche seem to be made up of rock porn, adult swim cartoons, altporn, fan cons, ameture burlesque shows, motorcycles, and 50's era urban art revivalism as these represent aspects that attract certain social classes the Hipster douche desires to be part of.
Hipster douchebags represent a crossover of traditional douchebaggery to sectors of the subculture in the areas of hipsters, punkers, bikers and retro subculture revivalism.
As traditional douchebags are finding it hard to remain in just one area of culture.
Some aspects of the hipster douchebag that are alike to all douchebags:
1. Inherited wealth
2. exploitation or over steriotypical representation of the cultural framework they are emulating rather than honest expressions of self.
3. Heavy drinking
4. Sexism
The most common examples of Hipster Douches in the United States can be found in Philadelphia, PA, Manchester, NH and Los Angelis, CA.
by Mr. SnowmanPants May 9, 2011
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1. The name of an experimental Rock band from Madison Wisconsin.
2. A term for female genitalia.
A Swerve Engine is anything that causes a state of confusion or euphoria. Such as drugs, alcohol or really good sex.
It can also be anything that causes you to be out of control or enraged. Essentially causing you to, "get your swerve on".
1. The name of an experimental Rock band from Madison Wisconsin.
2. A term for female genitalia.
A Swerve Engine is anything that causes a state of confusion or euphoria. Such as drugs, alcohol or really good sex.
It can also be anything that causes you to be out of control or enraged. Essentially causing you to, "get your swerve on".
by Mr. SnowmanPants September 9, 2011
Get the Swerve Engine mug.Dave bought an over priced ticket on Elon Musks fake hyperloop tunnel in LA. He is such a Musk Mellon.
by Mr. SnowmanPants November 22, 2018
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Meaning:
Digest and create before making waste.
Also applies to love relationships in that a relationship must grow and mature before we waste it with any personal baggage or psycho drama.
Meaning:
Digest and create before making waste.
Also applies to love relationships in that a relationship must grow and mature before we waste it with any personal baggage or psycho drama.
That you have wasted your money before buying the supplies needed is not food before feces.
This could have been a good relationship but you put to much of your own crap into it.
This could have been a good relationship but you put to much of your own crap into it.
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