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Quote by poet, artist, activist Justin Thomas La Plante coined on his blog October 12th 2008.

Meaning:

It is better to be sane and live a good life than join the insanity and wasted lives of a perverted and socially self destructive majority.
As I take it, I would rather be part of a sane minority than a damned majority any day. - Quote, La Plante
by Mr. SnowmanPants May 2, 2011
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Swerve Engine

noun, slang

1. The name of an experimental Rock band from Madison Wisconsin.

2. A term for female genitalia.

A Swerve Engine is anything that causes a state of confusion or euphoria. Such as drugs, alcohol or really good sex.
It can also be anything that causes you to be out of control or enraged. Essentially causing you to, "get your swerve on".
"Man my girl has the nicest swerve engine you could ever touch."
by Mr. SnowmanPants September 9, 2011
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Musk Mellon

A person who believes millenial junk tech giants like Elon Musk are actually intelligent people.
Dave bought an over priced ticket on Elon Musks fake hyperloop tunnel in LA. He is such a Musk Mellon.
by Mr. SnowmanPants November 22, 2018
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food before feces

A phrase coined by pot, artist and activist Justin Thomas La Plante on his blog November 25th 1999.

Meaning:

Digest and create before making waste.

Also applies to love relationships in that a relationship must grow and mature before we waste it with any personal baggage or psycho drama.
That you have wasted your money before buying the supplies needed is not food before feces.

This could have been a good relationship but you put to much of your own crap into it.
by Mr. SnowmanPants May 2, 2011
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Hipster Douche

A member of the douchebag family in the subculture class 'Hipster'. A Hipster Douche is typically found at fan conventions, tattoo conventions and weirdy bars in major metro areas. Like standard douchbags the Hipster douche maintains several cookie cutter tattoos on their arms chest or legs. Hispter Doucebags commonly wear dark colors, punker apparel, biker apparel, fake rim glasses, black kangol or army cap hats, chains and studs on clothing.

Sometimes found in the company of ameture porn stars in the "alt" porn industry.

Hobby and social interests of the Hipster douche seem to be made up of rock porn, adult swim cartoons, altporn, fan cons, ameture burlesque shows, motorcycles, and 50's era urban art revivalism as these represent aspects that attract certain social classes the Hipster douche desires to be part of.

Hipster douchebags represent a crossover of traditional douchebaggery to sectors of the subculture in the areas of hipsters, punkers, bikers and retro subculture revivalism.
As traditional douchebags are finding it hard to remain in just one area of culture.

Some aspects of the hipster douchebag that are alike to all douchebags:

1. Inherited wealth

2. exploitation or over steriotypical representation of the cultural framework they are emulating rather than honest expressions of self.

3. Heavy drinking

4. Sexism

The most common examples of Hipster Douches in the United States can be found in Philadelphia, PA, Manchester, NH and Los Angelis, CA.
Graham is such a Hipster Douche.
by Mr. SnowmanPants May 9, 2011
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Planking Spanking

This is a form of "meme busting" where you interrupt a person about to have their photo taken by a friend or their cam set to auto while they are planking. Most commonly this interruption is in the form of spanking that persons ass rather hard with with a paddle or other blunt object.

Throwing water on the person is also a hilarious way to "spank their plank".

It is important to remember to have a friend or your own cam set to auto to take a picture of this while you do it. It is very funny if the victim's own camera or friend taking their picture is also in he shot so you can capture their reaction as well.

There are also ways to plank spank that do not involve contact or soiling the victim such as (but not limited too):

Farting near them

Blowing an air horn

Yelling at them "memes are stupid!"

For more details on methods and finding memes to bust see: meme busting
I just got a great shot of me planking spanking a guy in central park.
by Mr. SnowmanPants July 27, 2011
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Meme Busting

Meme Busting is the act of interrupting or otherwise ruining another person's attempt at photographing or videoing themselves performing a stupid online meme.

The idea with any good meme bust is to have it videoed or photographed in a way that captures the reaction of the victim and the person taking their video or picture or any near by people if that person is using their own cam on auto.

Common online memes and ways to bust them:

*Planking

(when busting a planker this is called "planking spanking")

Ways to bust Planking:

Spank the planker with a paddle or blunt object

Yell at them

Throw water on them

Blow an air horn

*Dance mob

(when busting this meme it is called "busting a move")

Ways to bust a dance mob:

Nude streaking through the dance mob

Pretend you are in the dance mob with another person but start to Lumbata or Dagger (both erotic dances) through the dance mob with your partner. You must do this in a way so as to convince anyone watching that what you are doing is actually part of the dance mob.

MIME through the dance mob

*Rick rolling and other photo or vid memes
(When busting these it is called bust rolling)
For these it depends on the buster's own imagination but the idea is to interrupt or disarm the meme and get a reaction.
I just did some awesome meme busting on this dumb dance mob they tried in grand central.
by Mr. SnowmanPants July 27, 2011
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