A member of the douchebag family in the subculture class 'Hipster'. A Hipster Douche is typically found at fan conventions, tattoo conventions and weirdy bars in major metro areas. Like standard douchbags the Hipster douche maintains several cookie cutter tattoos on their arms chest or legs. Hispter Doucebags commonly wear dark colors, punker apparel, biker apparel, fake rim glasses, black kangol or army cap hats, chains and studs on clothing.
Sometimes found in the company of ameture porn stars in the "alt" porn industry.
Hobby and social interests of the Hipster douche seem to be made up of rock porn, adult swim cartoons, altporn, fan cons, ameture burlesque shows, motorcycles, and 50's era urban art revivalism as these represent aspects that attract certain social classes the Hipster douche desires to be part of.
Hipster douchebags represent a crossover of traditional douchebaggery to sectors of the subculture in the areas of hipsters, punkers, bikers and retro subculture revivalism.
As traditional douchebags are finding it hard to remain in just one area of culture.
Some aspects of the hipster douchebag that are alike to all douchebags:
1. Inherited wealth
2. exploitation or over steriotypical representation of the cultural framework they are emulating rather than honest expressions of self.
3. Heavy drinking
4. Sexism
The most common examples of Hipster Douches in the United States can be found in Philadelphia, PA, Manchester, NH and Los Angelis, CA.
Sometimes found in the company of ameture porn stars in the "alt" porn industry.
Hobby and social interests of the Hipster douche seem to be made up of rock porn, adult swim cartoons, altporn, fan cons, ameture burlesque shows, motorcycles, and 50's era urban art revivalism as these represent aspects that attract certain social classes the Hipster douche desires to be part of.
Hipster douchebags represent a crossover of traditional douchebaggery to sectors of the subculture in the areas of hipsters, punkers, bikers and retro subculture revivalism.
As traditional douchebags are finding it hard to remain in just one area of culture.
Some aspects of the hipster douchebag that are alike to all douchebags:
1. Inherited wealth
2. exploitation or over steriotypical representation of the cultural framework they are emulating rather than honest expressions of self.
3. Heavy drinking
4. Sexism
The most common examples of Hipster Douches in the United States can be found in Philadelphia, PA, Manchester, NH and Los Angelis, CA.
by Mr. SnowmanPants April 19, 2011
Aids you think you got in a nightmare about having sex with an aids infected person but you wake up and everything is ok. So you get relaxed and fall back to sleep easier.
by Mr. SnowmanPants July 21, 2014
The Giga Blumpkin is an advanced form of the sexual position known as the Blumpkin.
During a standard Blumpkin a person using a toilet receives fellatio from a person kneeling in front of the toilet being used.
A giga blumpkin involves additional steps which allow both participants to use the toilet at the same time.
1- Remove the toilet tank cover from the top of the toilet .
2- The person to receive fellatio sits on the toilet tank with their anus slightly off center of the main valve so when they defecate, their feces does not hit any of the vital flushing equipment.
3- The person performing fellatio then sits on the toilet facing the tank. This will allow them to also defecate in the toilet as well as urinate.
Both individuals can now defecate into the toilet while the person sitting on the toilet tank can receive fellatio.
4-When the person defecating into the toilet tank is finished defecating, the toilet can then be flushed. If the feces in the toilet tank does not flush into the tank drain, the handle of a plunger can be employed to push the feces into the toilet tank drain to clear it.
5- A toilet tank cake or 4oz of bleach can be put in the tank after flushing so future flushes do not contain the smell of feces.
6- After the giga blumpkin is completed and the toilet tank has been cleared of feces, the toilet tank lid should be put back on the toilet.
During a standard Blumpkin a person using a toilet receives fellatio from a person kneeling in front of the toilet being used.
A giga blumpkin involves additional steps which allow both participants to use the toilet at the same time.
1- Remove the toilet tank cover from the top of the toilet .
2- The person to receive fellatio sits on the toilet tank with their anus slightly off center of the main valve so when they defecate, their feces does not hit any of the vital flushing equipment.
3- The person performing fellatio then sits on the toilet facing the tank. This will allow them to also defecate in the toilet as well as urinate.
Both individuals can now defecate into the toilet while the person sitting on the toilet tank can receive fellatio.
4-When the person defecating into the toilet tank is finished defecating, the toilet can then be flushed. If the feces in the toilet tank does not flush into the tank drain, the handle of a plunger can be employed to push the feces into the toilet tank drain to clear it.
5- A toilet tank cake or 4oz of bleach can be put in the tank after flushing so future flushes do not contain the smell of feces.
6- After the giga blumpkin is completed and the toilet tank has been cleared of feces, the toilet tank lid should be put back on the toilet.
by Mr. SnowmanPants March 22, 2021
A phrase coined by pot, artist and activist Justin Thomas La Plante on his blog November 25th 1999.
Meaning:
Digest and create before making waste.
Also applies to love relationships in that a relationship must grow and mature before we waste it with any personal baggage or psycho drama.
Meaning:
Digest and create before making waste.
Also applies to love relationships in that a relationship must grow and mature before we waste it with any personal baggage or psycho drama.
That you have wasted your money before buying the supplies needed is not food before feces.
This could have been a good relationship but you put to much of your own crap into it.
This could have been a good relationship but you put to much of your own crap into it.
by Mr. SnowmanPants April 13, 2011
A quote by poet, artist, activist Justin Thomas La Plante coined, march 27th 2011 on his facebook page and twitter stream.
Meaning:
Know me as I am now for it is the best I am, if I am not here tomorrow.
Meaning:
Know me as I am now for it is the best I am, if I am not here tomorrow.
by Mr. SnowmanPants March 27, 2011
This is a term used to describe facets of white western culture that are inherently racist, sexist and uneducated.
The white supremacists in Charlottesville were carrying BBQ tiki torches they got at the local wal-mart. That is some serious honkydom.
by Mr. SnowmanPants August 16, 2017
The sisterly bond that is formed when two or more females have sex with the same male, thus making them "sausage sisters'.
by Mr. SnowmanPants June 26, 2011