Mr. Enderman's definitions

Instant Hands

The act of being so insulted you begin to throw hands without any warning.

When Rachel said my hair was "a nest for rats with down syndrome", it was instant hands.

by Mr. Enderman December 28, 2021

Nether Spelunking

The act of teaming up (or going solo) and raiding the nether in minecraft for valuable materials, such as Exp, Blaze Rods, Ancient Debris, etc

Hey, wanna go nether spelunking?
Nah, I need to enchant my armor first.

by Mr. Enderman February 6, 2020

Monsteca Corral

A based game for based people.

Dude, that guy is playing Monsteca Corral! I bet he has a 10-inch schlong!

by Mr. Enderman August 23, 2022

Amerime

Amerime is a portmanteau of America and Anime, used to describe a tv show or movie that uses Japanese animation with American elements(and vice versa).

Amerime examples include: Avatar: The Last Airbender, The Boondocks}, and Xiaolin Showdown.

by Mr. Enderman February 28, 2020

The Hitler Defense

A tactic used by people to make other look bad, claiming if they would still believe in their viewpoint if Adolf Hitler was involved. Either they back out of their arguement, or they side with Hitler. An instant-win card for assholes who can't make a counterargument.

Person 1: I believe everyone should have a second chance.
Person 2: Oh really, so Hitler should get a second chance as well?
Person 1: Ah, The Hitler Defense... I'm not gonna waste my time with you.

by Mr. Enderman September 6, 2025

N-Word License

A permit to say the N-Word without being clapped. Unlike the N-Word Pass, the N-Word License does expire, and will need to be refreshed. These can ONLY be administered by a BLACK person.

White guy: Sup, nigga.
Black guy: Hol the fuck up. What you say?
White guy: Don't worry, got the N-Word License.
Black guy: Lemme see dat...
Black guy: YO YA SHITS EXPIRED
White guy: ...Oh Shit.

by Mr. Enderman April 9, 2019

word garnish

Words that have little to no meaning, other making a sentence feel more dynamic.
A speaker using work garnish might make a sentence have a different intended meaning to someone else, who hears every word literally.

An example of word garnish is:
"I'm gonna do a little gaming today."
While the speaker intended to mean they will be gaming, someone might interpret as them doing a very light amount of gaming.

by Mr. Enderman February 16, 2024