Mr. Dwayne's definitions

Prowler

One of the most beautiful throwback vehicles Chyrsler ever made. It's a shame they stoped making them. A beautiful car that would be a travesty to drive in a sub par part of town.

My prowler is the greatest investment to date, next to a 61' big screen tv.

by Mr. Dwayne October 21, 2004

Detroit

A city with the highest single parent population in the country.

Detroit has one of the largest single parent populations in the U.S. According to a Detroit News Study, 75% of all childbirths in 2004 were to unwed mothers.
On an average, 8 out of every 10 women in Detroit between 18-29 has at least one child, 80% out of wedlock.

by Mr. Dwayne February 3, 2005

Booty Scriptures

The designs or scriptured tatoos that women often get across the small of their backs or on the ass cheeks themselves. Something to read or look at while doing it doggy-style.

Johnny hooked up with Denise, a topless dances with many tatoos, and was reading the booty scriptures like he was a Pastor in the Church of Assology.

by Mr. Dwayne October 18, 2004

Poot

An episode of flatulance that occurs only during defication. The difference between farts and poots are usually the duration and the sound it produces. Farts usually last longer than two seconds. Poots general last only a second, and do not resonate in rapid-fire fashion like farts. Poots are generally the wind that one usually produces when they are straining to push out feces from the rectum.

After a series of poots. Charles was able to push the turd out of his anus.

by Mr. Dwayne May 22, 2005

Detroit

A city that is better known as the baby momma capitol.

High crime, drugs, an over inflated budget deficit, and lack of child support payments are key elements that are keeping Detroit from being a World Class City.

by Mr. Dwayne February 3, 2005

Riverdance

The most original dance created by Europeans without borrowing from blacks. It allows you to play to your strengths. Instead of moving rhythmically, you move arhymically. However the kicking and the pointing of the toes are pretty nifty looking.

Ashley Simplson did a jig Riverdance on SNL.

Don Cornelieus, the producer of "Soul Train" in an attempted to cater to the mainstream, came up with a new dance show called "The Riverdance Train"

by Mr. Dwayne June 25, 2005

old man smell

An old withering aroma associated with old men. It consists of farts that don't smell freshly rotten, funk that smells vintage 1969, dust, moth balls and urine. Often found in the homes and clothes.

Since old people tend to lack nutriance in their olden age, their smell seems to have a faded odor to it.

by Mr. Dwayne July 20, 2005