Mr. Dwayne's definitions

old man smell

An old withering aroma associated with old men. It consists of farts that don't smell freshly rotten, funk that smells vintage 1969, dust, moth balls and urine. Often found in the homes and clothes.

Since old people tend to lack nutriance in their olden age, their smell seems to have a faded odor to it.

by Mr. Dwayne July 20, 2005

Welfare Refugee

A person (usually a child-baring female)whom is weened from welfare due to the Welfare Reform Act of 1997 where welfare mothers had to get off of their lazy asses and get jobs, or their children would lose their healthcare benefits, food stamps, and other percs before the legal age of 18. Many Welfare Refugees have minimal skills and theirfore work minimum wage jobs.

I worked at Comcast, where a majority of the workforce in customer service was either Welfare Refugees or brain-dead slobs!

by Mr. Dwayne November 9, 2004

kelly clarkson

A very talented vocalist with a nice budonkadonk. Kelly has a nice fat ass. Mucho junko in la trunko.

I predict if Kelly Clarkson posed in Playboy, it would be the magazine's hottest issue.

by Mr. Dwayne February 7, 2008

Birth Control

A method used to prevent unwanted pregnancy.

Something that most inner city women in impoverished urban areas are alergic to.

Shaquanda just got her goverment check and had a choice of either getting some birth control, or buying a new pair of shoes.

Shaquanda now has two kids with no dad in sight. So guess where her money went?

by Mr. Dwayne February 16, 2005

wedlock

The art of bastard-breeding.

Illegitamate children.

The act of having children before marriage.

And if you have too many children before marriage, marriage MAY no longer be an option.

Dawn has two kids, one out of wedlock. She got a quickie Vegas marriage to barely make the last one legitamate.

by Mr. Dwayne November 7, 2006

shittist

A religion with the beliefs that all things were created from shit. And this thing called shit broke off into smaller pieces of shit to form galaxies and planets. Shit was created by the supreme turd Duda'h (The Mighty Doo Doo Turd)and its worshippers read from The Book of Duda'h about the awesome powers of the shit-turd. The Book of Duda'h teaches that The Mighty Doo Doo Turd communicated to chosen people through what is called a "Hawning" where The Mighty Doo Doo Turd births himself into living form in a host during defecation. Those people who do not believe in the powers of The Mighty Doo Doo Turd are anti-shittists.

The Shittist religion is the only true religion!!!!!!!!! All praise due to The Mighty Doo Doo Turd.

by Mr. Dwayne June 15, 2008

shaq

please see shaq appeal.

I wonder if shaq was my height and couldn't play ball, if he'd still get play from the ladies.

by Mr. Dwayne November 4, 2004