Mr. Dwayne's definitions

Sperm Partner

The person that help you, (or you helped) conscieve a child or multiple children together.

See Baby Momma, Baby Daddy

Sheryl was no more than just a sperm partner to David, who had 7 different sexual partners who happened to father his children.

Sheryl was one of David's sperm partners becuse she accepted his semen into her vagina for 9 months until the baby plopped out.

by Mr. Dwayne October 18, 2004

Prowler

One of the most beautiful throwback vehicles Chyrsler ever made. It's a shame they stoped making them. A beautiful car that would be a travesty to drive in a sub par part of town.

My prowler is the greatest investment to date, next to a 61' big screen tv.

by Mr. Dwayne October 21, 2004

Birth Control

A method used to prevent unwanted pregnancy.

Something that most inner city women in impoverished urban areas are alergic to.

Shaquanda just got her goverment check and had a choice of either getting some birth control, or buying a new pair of shoes.

Shaquanda now has two kids with no dad in sight. So guess where her money went?

by Mr. Dwayne February 16, 2005

wedlock

The art of bastard-breeding.

Illegitamate children.

The act of having children before marriage.

And if you have too many children before marriage, marriage MAY no longer be an option.

Dawn has two kids, one out of wedlock. She got a quickie Vegas marriage to barely make the last one legitamate.

by Mr. Dwayne November 7, 2006

chunk

Something large or massive. A large piece of something.

A large piece of feces.

Stan's father complained about Eric Cartman leaving a large chunk of shit in the toilet.

by Mr. Dwayne May 15, 2005

anti-shittist

One who does not accept the Mighty Doo Doo Turd (Duda'h) as his personal savior.

Anti-shittists try to redicule the shittist religion

by Mr. Dwayne June 15, 2008

shaq

please see shaq appeal.

I wonder if shaq was my height and couldn't play ball, if he'd still get play from the ladies.

by Mr. Dwayne November 4, 2004