Definitions by Mr Smith

mexidon 

Some one who is Bozz-eyed

Your a fucking mexidon
"Why do you keep calling me a mexidom"?
Because you have got one eye in Mexborough and the other in Doncaster

mexidon by mr smith March 8, 2005

bbc 2 

Blades Business Crew's youth squad

Young Dee dahs who like to fight at matches

bbc 2 by mr smith March 8, 2005

rusty knacker 

The name given to any public house that is called The Golden Ball

Are you coming down Rusty Knacker for a few pints

rusty knacker by mr smith March 8, 2005

spackaletics 

A sport performed by people with special needs, as seen at the special olympics

did you see that cunt with dodgy leg doing spackaletics at special olympics

spackaletics by mr smith March 8, 2005

pocket tennis 

To play with your self through your trouser pocket

Steve, are you looking for loose change or playing pocket tennis?

pocket tennis by mr smith March 8, 2005

wanking pit

a wanking pit is bed/matress that sags in the middle, smells of man sweat, covered in stains and its secondry use is to be slept on

Ok mate, come round in 30 mins, i'm still in my wanking pit

wanking pit by mr smith March 8, 2005

lemon 

A lemon is an attractive woman who has no other possitive attributes. There only purpose in life is to be thought about while you wank.

What about that one with long dark hair?

No mate, she used to be on same Job Club as me, she nothing but a lemon

lemon by mr smith March 8, 2005