Morgan's definitions

Lawnmower

1) Machine used to mow lawns, trim grass, and various weeds
2) Illegal mexican alien resident who snuck across the border holding a pinata, ten bottles of whisky, and a shitload of dirty mexican PCP Sometimes has retarded last name that is shameful due to a redneck father duping his dirty mexican mother into having sex. Tries to cover it up with a more obviously mexican name. Characterized by inability to communicate properly with others; exhibits an extreme fondness for tacos and other stereotypically mexican foods

Matthew Titcomb (a.k.a. Matthew Benitez)

by Morgan August 5, 2004

fo shure

Ghetto way of saying "For Sure" People who think they are THE MAN! say it like this

"Is your name Rowley?"
"Fo Shure"

by Morgan June 28, 2004

swoll up

someone whose ego has become inlarged. causing them to act arrogant and often unintelligent.

the saying "hold up swoll up"

refers to one of two things:

1. someone who has done something great, is on a roll, and deserves praise.

2. someone who has done nothing spectacular and brags anyway and receives sarcastic praise.

by morgan July 9, 2004