Lissie

lissie is like the greatest girl I know. She's always been there for me. seriously, if anyone thinks differently, than you've got problems.

she totally saved me from getting used by my hot ex.

by Morgan February 24, 2005

cerm

the mixture of cum and sperm

bob u just cermed in my mouth.

by morgan May 13, 2005

a jesus (said together)

a long period of time, enternally or forever

it's going to take us a jesus to get to the mall from here.

by Morgan June 29, 2004

checking out

a term used on instant messaging services. meant as "im gunna go"

urscreenamesuks: yo, im gunna check out, i'll catch ya lata

by morgan April 16, 2005

Cat's Basket

Masterbating in a cat's basket, with your cat in the basket, by using a Gear Magazine.

Dude, Leksan totally was cat basketing this morning. And Tyler saw him too!

by Morgan December 20, 2004

birdgie

This phrase originates from Humboldt, Saskatchewan, Canada. Heard in the halls of HCI, this phrase was originally used to mock Jared Klimosko, whose nickname is "Bird." Cody Spence and Richard Harbison are the ones responsible for starting this idiotic trend.

Why was this phrase created? Bird just wouldn't sit down.

Richard: Birdgie! Sit down!
Bird: No.
Cody: Birdgie!
Richard: Birgie!
Cody: Birgie!
Richard: Birdgie.
Cody: Birgie.
Richard: Birdgie.
Miss Philips: Would you two shut the hell up?
(pause)
Richard: Birdgie.
(Bird sits down.)

by Morgan February 20, 2005

midnight steamer

The vengeful act of deficating at the front door of someone's house.
As an added bonus the feces may be picked up and thrown on the door. Gloves recommended.

That sucker messed with me for the last time, he's gonna get a midnight steamer !!

by morgan August 15, 2003