Morgan's definitions

swoll up

someone whose ego has become inlarged. causing them to act arrogant and often unintelligent.

the saying "hold up swoll up"

refers to one of two things:

1. someone who has done something great, is on a roll, and deserves praise.

2. someone who has done nothing spectacular and brags anyway and receives sarcastic praise.

by morgan July 9, 2004

Lawnmower

1) Machine used to mow lawns, trim grass, and various weeds
2) Illegal mexican alien resident who snuck across the border holding a pinata, ten bottles of whisky, and a shitload of dirty mexican PCP Sometimes has retarded last name that is shameful due to a redneck father duping his dirty mexican mother into having sex. Tries to cover it up with a more obviously mexican name. Characterized by inability to communicate properly with others; exhibits an extreme fondness for tacos and other stereotypically mexican foods

Matthew Titcomb (a.k.a. Matthew Benitez)

by Morgan August 5, 2004

crunk

gettin crazy n fun! n jus lookin liek u havin a gud time

i got crunk in da club

by Morgan March 6, 2005

makjob

a handjob thats to intense to handel.orgasmic and to hot to handle trust me your bone will be hard

"yo man i got a nice ass mak job"
"Damn that makjob was hott my dog spit up twice"

by morgan May 13, 2005

makjob

A hand job that makes you dog spit up
hard and fast;nice a cool

"damn son that was a nice makjob"

by morgan March 9, 2005

Sea Town

Nickname for the city of Seattle, WA. Used in a Sir Mix-a-Lot song.

Back to the 2 0 6
Double up my grits
And Sea-town giving po po fits

by Morgan March 10, 2005

vinx

A vinx is the coolest person alive. This person has a tendency to adore chickens and other perverted things and also likes to say that people are fruity in the booty. This type of person is the bomb, and no more.

Wow, look at that vinx over there!

by Morgan March 21, 2005